Megathread Jonathan Yaniv's disgusting hatchet vagina

[Desktop User2]

To be fair, now he can go get a brazilian anywhere. If he did do it for real, do you think he will go back to any of the salons he sued to get his balls waxed?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’m not looking. I’ve done it in other threads but today I want to keep down my lunch.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Spoiler: SERIOUSLY NSFL (SERIOUSLY)

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Goddammit why do I always click spoilers on reflex.

Also @Null can you make it so that spoiler images are not shown when replying to a post? I just clicked reply and got to see that again.

Unless that's a feature not a bug in which case congrats.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Good news is that he can't properly molest children now

Molestation allegations are like College Classes about African Studies.

Even if it's all made up, the only thing you need to do to pass is just show up.

 

[Null]

Also @Null can you make it so that spoiler images are not shown when replying to a post?

Highlight the part you want to reply to instead of lazily quote replying the entire OP.

Here's an idea, don't quote the OP at all. It's not like anyone has any ambiguity of what the fuck you're talking about when you're posting in the thread. I have no idea why people will quote 5000+ word OPs just to say "LOL!!!".

Like imagine your post without the quote. Would anyone lose information? Would anyone be confused about what spoiler you're talking about?

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

But now my name isn’t funny. (Not that it ever particularly was but still)

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

To be fair, now he can go get a brazilian anywhere. If he did do it for real, do you think he will go back to any of the salons he sued to get his balls waxed?

Can he? I'm not sure if waxing neovulvas(?) and ballsack labia would be possible with the techniques they use on actual vulvas.

 

[Looney Troons]

I refuse to believe this is real, even though it’s looking likely. If anything else, at least he actually did it. It doesn’t change the fact that he’s ugly as fuck and will never be treated or addressed as a woman in the public. Now, more than ever, he’s likely to add to that growing statistic.

Thank god the weekend is nearing. Time to find some moonshine.

 

[Desktop User2]

Can he? I'm not sure if waxing neovulvas(?) and ballsack labia would be possible with the techniques they use on actual vulvas.

I picture he doing it out of spite if they don´t have a restraining order.

 

[Sissy]

at least they will not reproduce

 

[Short Stack]

We're being trolled

 

[TheBest]

MY EYES

 

[Anne Hyroe]

He probably has pubic hair that grows inside of the amhole because lots of srs manginas do.

But it can't be removed by waxing.

Also the pubic hair inside the ditch turns into disgusting hairballs of horror because of the smegma & gunk that's also inside the man-cave.

Time to market extra-long nose waxing sticks to the trans market. Bonus if it counts as a dilator too.

 

[Pepper Jack]

But now my name isn’t funny. (Not that it ever particularly was but still)

Just change your name to Yaniv's Hairy Stinkditch

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Really which surgeon agreed to do that? He is fat as fuck and well, his size would pose a massive risk to any operation.

It's sickening (specifically) this pervert can claim to be a woman, he isn't a woman, he's a mentally challenged vile person.

 

[Short Stack]

& now we know where he found the Doc he contacted. He retweeted this this morning
Again I'm saying it's not him

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Was it foul and awful? Yes. But I'll tell you all this, it was no ADF stink ditch.

 

[The Grimace]

Yknow I always figured he wouldn't want surgery so he could continue to harass people about getting his balls waxed

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

[Frantically slams cursor on the Islamic Content reaction]

 

[Dread First]

I've spent the last 20 or so minutes trying to articulate my reaction to this development, but I keep rewriting it over and over again. I suppose the crux of my "reaction" boils down to the fact that no matter how hard Yaniv tries, he'll never be a true & honest woman. Also, there will never be a sum of money large enough for me to justify ever looking at that disgusting taint wound.

On the flip side, it now looks like we have the real-life Janet Garrison in action.