Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[moonrock]

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She was supposed to put the oil in after the tomatoes and toss them in it. Leave it to Cuntal to fuck up an extremely basic, simple TikTok recipe that literal children are capable of.

did she really need to rub her pig hoofs all over the food?? Use a spoon bro. she ruined it with that. The finished product actually looked good, but it was a mountain of pasta, way too much. Plus 2 pieces of cheese bread?? I’m making a version of this, but with lettuce and making it a salad, with less feta and oil. It would be yummy tossed with some roasted veggies like brussel sprouts or broccoli. I’m trying to stick to lower carb. If I ate this many carbs I’d feel so sick.

 

[Barbarella]

Who was that video for? She was on her best behavior, using a napkin and cutting out her most horrid burps, farts, tics, gulps and chews, plus her growling at the cat voices. .She apologizes for messy eating?

Does she think that the viewers of the BAE sisters (who?) are going to flock to her channel? Can you imagine their disappointment at seeing this boomer-looking white woman spending 40 minutes talking about the creamy paaahsta before getting to what she’s supposed to be talking about?

A normal person would have made the recipe, told the story while it cooked, then plated it and tasted tested it with a beauty bite and said good-bye. Not our Chins, she has to add porn music as she does closeups of the food then makes us watch her deep throat it between sentences.

Maybe those sisters are mukbangers too? Any fans from them who stick around are in for a huge surprise though.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

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did she really need to rub her pig hoofs all over the food?? Use a spoon bro. she ruined it with that. The finished product actually looked good, but it was a mountain of pasta, way too much. Plus 2 pieces of cheese bread?? I’m making a version of this, but with lettuce and making it a salad, with less feta and oil. It would be yummy tossed with some roasted veggies like brussel sprouts or broccoli. I’m trying to stick to lower carb. If I ate this many carbs I’d feel so sick.

I'd replace the pasta with barely sauteed zucchini noodles.

I'll give her some credit for effort & production but not much.

 

[moonrock]

It’s always strange to watch her describe deadly accidents while slowly and deliberately killing herself with another full block of cheese.

I looked at the recipe for this pasta dish and that’s meant to serve 4 people. Assuming she ate the rest after turning off the camera, I calculated that this meal was a positively dainty ~4,400 kcal (45% of which was fat that will go straight to her liver). Between the feta and tomatoes, she probably thinks of this as a healthy home cooked meal.

My favourite part was her saying that olive oil is a healthy fat and good for your heart. Bitch your heart is incased in lard and will prob give out soon. Give me a break and get the fuck out with the “health tips.

I'd replace the pasta with barely sauteed zucchini noodles.

I'll give her some credit for effort & production but not much.

Omg yum! Yes that sounds good!!!

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Who was that video for? She was on her best behavior, using a napkin and cutting out her most horrid burps, farts, tics, gulps and chews, plus her growling at the cat voices. .She apologizes for messy eating?

Does she think that the viewers of the BAE sisters (who?) are going to flock to her channel? Can you imagine their disappointment at seeing this boomer-looking white woman spending 40 minutes talking about the creamy paaahsta before getting to what she’s supposed to be talking about?

A normal person would have made the recipe, told the story while it cooked, then plated it and tasted tested it with a beauty bite and said good-bye. Not our Chins, she has to add porn music as she does closeups of the food then makes us watch her deep throat it between sentences.

Maybe those sisters are mukbangers too? Any fans from them who stick around are in for a huge surprise though.

If memory serves, the BAE in the sisters channel stood for Bitching and Eating, which is exactly what they did. I don't recall why they changed the name, maybe YouTube got on them.

 

[Myra]

Who was that video for?

Not me. Even if she's on her best behavior I cannot stand to watch her eat for more than a few seconds. Also, if anyone wants to watch a proper channel about unsolved mysteries give Stephanie Harlowe a look-see.

 

[KimWexlerEsq2]

Got damn, why does she always take her preening Instagram selfies right at the top of the stairs? She is inches from the railing, and probably high when she takes at least some of them. Are deathfats more or less likely than human-sized humans to fall, though? On one hand, they presumably have a good centre of gravity and would be hard to knock over. But they’re also not very coordinated, and she’s always holding onto something to stay upright in photos (except, coincidentally, this one). I need to brush up on my deathfat physics.

 

[AbraCadaver]

When your best behaviour means “cut out all the farting and violent tics,” you have a fucking problem.

 

[Becky Goodhair]

Got damn, why does she always take her preening Instagram selfies right at the top of the stairs? She is inches from the railing, and probably high when she takes at least some of them. Are deathfats more or less likely than human-sized humans to fall, though? On one hand, they presumably have a good centre of gravity and would be hard to knock over. But they’re also not very coordinated, and she’s always holding onto something to stay upright in photos (except, coincidentally, this one). I need to brush up on my deathfat physics.
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If you were that good at interior design, would you hide your light under a bushel?

 

[AbraCadaver]

It’s likely the one wall not covered in filth, or with stuff leaned up against it, and also has some kind of lighting.

Isn’t that little linen cupboard opposite the stairs? Maybe she takes photos there because she balances her phone on one of the cupboard shelves opposite her. The photo always seems to be taken from the same camera height.

e: actually the top mirror shows a closed cupboard and the lower one a bit of green that is likely Peetz’s shirt. Possibly she thrusts the phone at him to take a pic and he’s only willing to lazily stand in his bedroom doorway to do it.

 

[DongMiguel]

The Delphi murders have been covered to death on YouTube. Pretty much every crime channel has gone over it at least once. She can't even do that right. But I suppose it was meant to be secondary to the carb orgy on her plate.

That's exactly why she picked it. Every one of her murder videos has been of extremely well-known cases because it means the least amount of effort to find actual information to regurgitate to her viewers. She can't be bothered actually researching these things.

 

[KimWexlerEsq2]

If you were that good at interior design, would you hide your light under a bushel?

That sounded like a euphemism at first. And a frightening one considering the subject.

It’s kind of hilarious to imagine her spending hours on her hair and makeup and then thinking, “Well, time to go pose by The Mirrors!” every single time, like they’re a Monet or something. I always notice the proximity to the stairs and the potential for catastrophe, but it really does look like she is showcasing the fucking mirrors, which makes it even more pathetic if that were the reason she fell.

 

[Contrary]

Got damn, why does she always take her preening Instagram selfies right at the top of the stairs? She is inches from the railing, and probably high when she takes at least some of them. Are deathfats more or less likely than human-sized humans to fall, though? On one hand, they presumably have a good centre of gravity and would be hard to knock over. But they’re also not very coordinated, and she’s always holding onto something to stay upright in photos (except, coincidentally, this one). I need to brush up on my deathfat physics.
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Fark that's an ugly "woman". She's looking more and more matronly by the day. It always amazes me that someone so fat can have such small breasts. I'd hazard a guess that she falls over quite a bit, she's always got bruises and cuts all over. Re holding onto something...that's why her scale shows her she's only gained 1.3 lbs, she's holding onto something.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She IS holding on to the top rail or something in that shot.

Olive oil may be a healthy fat but she used enough to drown a mouse in.

 

[Myra]

It’s kind of hilarious to imagine her spending hours on her hair and makeup and then thinking, “Well, time to go pose by The Mirrors!”

Why would you even want to pose for a camera at that weight? It's something I'll never understand. If I were Chantal I would buy hundreds of books and then go live in a cave until I lost 300 pounds.

 

[Who Now]

I've been thinking of what Chins "Hi Marissa" greetings remind me of. Got it.

 

[FutureMrsBecky]

Chinny going after DeathByJen for being "fake" and having a "fake sweet voice" is rich after seeing this most recent video. This is the fakest Chantal gets with her "nice" voice and trying to sound like professional Youtuber. She is a hypocrite in everything she does.

 

[A borscht-on]

Got damn, why does she always take her preening Instagram selfies right at the top of the stairs? She is inches from the railing, and probably high when she takes at least some of them. Are deathfats more or less likely than human-sized humans to fall, though? On one hand, they presumably have a good centre of gravity and would be hard to knock over. But they’re also not very coordinated, and she’s always holding onto something to stay upright in photos (except, coincidentally, this one). I need to brush up on my deathfat physics.
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Upon very first glance of this pic, I thought she was wearing a pantsuit--like she actually had one in this material all along. The buttons all the way down gave it that split-second illusion. Then I realized, of course, that not only does Chantal has no thigh gap, she has no gaps anywhere, including her teeth.

This look, if you want to call it that, has never made her look more like Mabel in Billing. You know, the fiftysomething spinster who organises unwanted pizza parties, and has a watchful eye on the candy dish she keeps on her desk to make sure you only help yourself to one Hershey's kiss.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

“Well, time to go pose by The Mirrors!” every single time, like they’re a Monet or something.

I perseverate on the size of the mirrors, autistically so. The size of the mirrors in relation to her size is Freudian, Faustian and unironically Twilight Zone-ish. I can't look away from the juxtaposition; one reason among many that her perception is so skewed and her denial so strong.

Are deathfats more or less likely than human-sized humans to fall, though? On one hand, they presumably have a good centre of gravity and would be hard to knock over.

Either way, a fall for her could be way worse than a fall for someone who isn't a deathfat. While see looks like a Weeble, when she wobbles she will fall down. Ouch

 

[Angry New Ager]

Her intuition apparently told her that she needed a pound of pasta and 2 slabs of cheesy garlic bread. I'm starting to think her intuition is trolling her

Her intuition wants her dead.

Can't say I blame it.

ETA: As for why she always poses at the top of the stairs, I think it's just because the end of the kitchen island is the easiest place for her to prop the camera at the right height. She has no other furniture tall enough, and if she's using one of those phone tripods, it's only about 6" tall, so the kitchen island is it.