Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Without A Gout]

Go blow your self bitch!

That's not very Christian-like, Len. Baby Jesus would cry if he saw that.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Dude, you never spent any time with me at all, Stop your Lying.

Irony police, arrest this man!

No, Make me! little boy!

Len, we've seen pics of you.

You couldn't take a paper bag.

Sure your not the boy friend? Because the photo you shared was of you.

I thought @Nara was your Japanese model waifu, Len. Are you going to imply I'm no longer Marisa now? Have all of Curr Bee's dox been a lie?

Want to make a bet? My lawyer says otherwise. And he's been in law for a very long time.

I'm sure he got his degree from the same university Wild and Punchy got their education in Dating Ed.

 

[cumrobbery]

If you don't watch your self your going to get derailed.

Was that supposed to be a pun?

 

[Rin]

Dennis, Steve isn't married. and he'll be the first one to tell you that. I have known Steve for close to two years. So don't give me that bull shit. Just like I have known you since the summer of 2000.

Len, why would you think I'm Steve? I would seriously like an explanation for how your mind works.

Go blow your self bitch!

How Christian of you.

 

[WireSponge]

@Humanoid Email Address
So how's this buying off the judge going? I haven't heard anything for a while. Did it fall through ?

Actually, it went very well and we expect to see you behind bars shortly. Muhahaha, MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Jashinist]

So you've shown a certain special butthurt towards @Nara specifically already, which they mentioned previously, and you've told me to go fuck myself, to go blow myself, called me a bitch, said I was great at shitposting (my personal favourite)...

It's almost as if seeing female avatars riles you up more than normal.

Care to elaborate on why you have this knee-jerk reaction? Is @chimpchan next?

 

[WireSponge]

So you've shown a certain special butthurt towards @Nara specifically already, which they mentioned previously, and you've told me to go fuck myself, to go blow myself, called me a bitch, said I was great at shitposting (my personal favourite)...

It's almost as if seeing female avatars riles you up more than normal.

Care to elaborate on why you have this knee-jerk reaction? Is @chimpchan next?

Len gets mad when his gal-pals talk back to him, or when they have any opinion that doesn't conform to his beliefs.

 

[Jashinist]

Len gets mad when his gal-pals talk back to him, or when they have any opinion that doesn't conform to his beliefs.

I also think it has to do with the fact that me and Nara's pictures perfectly represent everyone's reactions upon reading what idiocy Len posts.

 

[Adamska]

So you've shown a certain special butthurt towards @Nara specifically already, which they mentioned previously, and you've told me to go fuck myself, to go blow myself, called me a bitch, said I was great at shitposting (my personal favourite)...

It's almost as if seeing female avatars riles you up more than normal.

Care to elaborate on why you have this knee-jerk reaction? Is @chimpchan next?

It's simple: women instinctually reject him, and that pisses him off because he holds a muted version of the loveshy entitlement complex (it's only muted because the autism causes him to obsess more on trains and dicks). Even if you put him in a room with Hellen Keller with nose plugs, she would turn to him and tell him to fuck off. Mute women would sign warding symbols at him and slowly back away.

He's like a gender specific Promethean: rejected by half the world on an existential level, and pisses off the other half by being a sack of shit.

 

[Cthulu]

@Schuylkill Valley Lenny after you tried to derail the train did the police have to chase you down or did you shit your pants after being caught and sit there till they showed up?

 

[BF 388]

Len probably inveted the term 'Dick train'


"Dick Train

The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!"

 

[QT 219]

Dude, you never spent any time with me at all, Stop your Lying.

"Because I don't know who you are, it absolutely has to mean you never worked with me." - Shaner Logic
I never ran in your drooling circle for good reason, Len. I had actual friends and wasn't a pants-shitting social pariah.

I worked at sears, but he sure didn't. He's making up those stories and you people know it.

Yet, somehow I accurately predicted the following:
- you were a retarded stock boy
- managed to pinpoint the exact store
- watched you admit you knew specific people I mentioned by name AND department
- confirmed you were fired right after your manager buddy got fired
ALL of which you admitted to Kirby on Facebook.

So either I'm clairvoyant or you're exactly what you've consistently proven to be.

A liar.

 

[Without A Gout]

I've gotten to thinking, I know Len speaks a lot about being a good Christian with "the love of Jesus" on his side, but idk if anyone has actually put it to the test. Here are The Ten Commandments, something that any Christian will tell you is one of the core basics of the religion. Let's see how Len does here, shall we?

1. You shall have no other gods before Me.

I doubt Len honors this one. He uses God as more of a shield instead of a deity. His true god? The almighty Train. He would do anything for some of that sweet, sweet steam engine goodness.

FAIL

2. You shall not make or worship any false idols.

See 1. Loves and worships the false idol known as the steam engine. Pretty much foams for it.

FAIL

3. You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

He tries to do this well, but tends to break down when he gets frustrated. More of a technicality, but still…

FAIL

4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Len’s not really keeping the Sabbath day holy when he spends the day shitposting on some random internet forum that’s rustling his jimmies.

FAIL

5. Honor your father and your mother.

I don’t know if the life you’re leading is truly honoring them, but there is definite respect for the father. Mother as well.

PASS

6. You shall not murder.

He hasn’t done this… yet. Well, besides murdering English grammar in cold blood.

PASS

7. You shall not commit adultery.

Technically he cant, but he would probably do so if given the chance. Note how he frequently records random women during his train recordings.

FAIL

8. You shall not steal.

Purported to have stolen federal property, constantly takes what isn’t his (birthday cake, tools, tie plates, even people’s identities) and frequently steals Volar. Not even close.

FAIL

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

*Laughs hysterically*…… No.

FAIL

10. You shall not covet.

Oh, he covets, alright. He covets people’s wives, people’s positions at the railroad and even covets the trains themselves. Once again, not even close.

FAIL

FINAL SCORE: 2/10 (i.e. worse than the reviews for Gigli).

CONCLUSION: Leonard Shaner is a terrible Christian who probably makes Baby Jesus cry. Also dragon cock.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

 

[Adamska]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

Yo @WireSponge , I dunno what school of Buddhism you preach to, but I think Shaner needs to pick up the Four Truths. Maybe that'll help him stop lying and being a terrible person.

 

[QT 219]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

Now, now Len. Christians are supposed to be slow to anger. Not just slow.

 

[Jashinist]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

You're a grown man acting like a child. Even when I very calmly state arguments filled with evidence for your consideration, your reaction is to childishly call me (and others) insults, as if that somehow invalidates anything we said. It doesn't.

When are you going to focus on reals, not feels?

 

[Rin]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

With capitals for extra autism, I guess. You should use caps lock, that way we'll know you're really being serious.

 

[Cthulu]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

That right Lenny embrace your homosexuality.

 

[Adamska]

You're a grown man acting like a child. Even when I very calmly state arguments filled with evidence for your consideration, your reaction is to childishly call me (and others) insults, as if that somehow invalidates anything we said. It doesn't.

When are you going to focus on reals, not feels?

When he's in prison. And it'll only be for but a brief moment before he blames his situation on everyone else in this world, because he does nothing wrong in his brain.