Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Jashinist]

If this is how you conduct yourself when under questioning, you may as well spend some time now coming up with creative insulting names to call the judge when he/she wants your side of the story.

That's how law works, right? Battle of the sick burns?

 

[WireSponge]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

I'm afraid that I'm not a homosexual, so I have to decline your offer. Don't you Christians have a commandment that says "Thou shalt not commit adultery"? You should be more faithful to Kaufman. He deserves better than this.

 

[Kirby]

I worked at sears, but he sure didn't. He's making up those stories and you people know it.

Well, Lenny boy, apparently the stories were real enough that you suspected @Gook Choy of being one of your disabled co-workers.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

We seem to keep striking a nerve with you Lenny. If you're innocent and have nothing to hide, why are you getting so mad?

 

[WireSponge]

Yo @WireSponge , I dunno what school of Buddhism you preach to, but I think Shaner needs to pick up the Four Truths. Maybe that'll help him stop lying and being a terrible person.

I think he should start with the Eightfold Path. The only path he's following right now is the one to prison.

 

[Hmmpf!]

I wait until this lolcow show pics of having sex with a train.

Or atleast him masturbating on Thomas the Tank Engine.

 

[cumrobbery]

I wait until this lolcow show pics of having sex with a train.

Or atleast him masturbating on Thomas the Tank Engine.

There's no doubt he's done the latter.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I've gotten to thinking, I know Len speaks a lot about being a good Christian with "the love of Jesus" on his side, but idk if anyone has actually put it to the test. Here are The Ten Commandments, something that any Christian will tell you is one of the core basics of the religion. Let's see how Len does here, shall we?

1. You shall have no other gods before Me.

I doubt Len honors this one. He uses God as more of a shield instead of a deity. His true god? The almighty Train. He would do anything for some of that sweet, sweet steam engine goodness.

FAIL

2. You shall not make or worship any false idols.

See 1. Loves and worships the false idol known as the steam engine. Pretty much foams for it.

FAIL

3. You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

He tries to do this well, but tends to break down when he gets frustrated. More of a technicality, but still…

FAIL

4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.

Len’s not really keeping the Sabbath day holy when he spends the day shitposting on some random internet forum that’s rustling his jimmies.

FAIL

5. Honor your father and your mother.

I don’t know if the life you’re leading is truly honoring them, but there is definite respect for the father. Mother as well.

PASS

6. You shall not murder.

He hasn’t done this… yet. Well, besides murdering English grammar in cold blood.

PASS

7. You shall not commit adultery.

Technically he cant, but he would probably do so if given the chance. Note how he frequently records random women during his train recordings.

FAIL

8. You shall not steal.

Purported to have stolen federal property, constantly takes what isn’t his (birthday cake, tools, tie plates, even people’s identities) and frequently steals Volar. Not even close.

FAIL

9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

*Laughs hysterically*…… No.

FAIL

10. You shall not covet.

Oh, he covets, alright. He covets people’s wives, people’s positions at the railroad and even covets the trains themselves. Once again, not even close.

FAIL

FINAL SCORE: 2/10 (i.e. worse than the reviews for Gigli).

CONCLUSION: Leonard Shaner is a terrible Christian who probably makes Baby Jesus cry. Also dragon cock.

@Schuylkill Valley sounds likes a fake Christian. I bet he only goes to fake churches, run by fake priests. Len is a faker, just not the cool kind that can materialize swords.

@Humanoid Email Address
So how's this buying off the judge going? I haven't heard anything for a while. Did it fall through ?

Fell through? Well, in a way I suppose. The judge was a bit demanding on his package, the Kiwi farms has a strict budget that we can use for each operation to destroy your life, and the judge was demanding we use the vast majority of it. That would not work, as we have to use at least 30% on all other Kiwi agents sent to cover the event, and 25% for the arms we had to acquire and for paying off Dynastia to do the driveby when you're being escorted to prison. And then around 15% for ordering dragon dildos to your house.

Rest assured the judge has been dealt with. He took a trip to Belize and will be replaced with @Saul Goodman, who understands the importance of the dragon dildos and gladly accepts a reasonable rate.

 

[Pizza The Hutt]

How the fuck does this thread move so fast?...

Anyways I really don't understand this cow, or foamers as a whole whatsoever. Seriously his videos are like watching paint dry.

 

[AnOminous]

@WireSponge
Screw You!

If this is how you plan on acting in court, you'd best bring a toothbrush with you.

 

[Kirby]

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Hey Len? Since you've been a bit Biblical on us the last few days, how about I share some verses I remember from back when I was a wee little kid immersed in Catholicism.

38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.

—Matthew 5:38–5:42 KJV

27 But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,

28 Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.
29 And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.
30 Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again.
31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.

—Luke 6:27–31 KJV

Now admittedly, I haven't been a firm believer of Catholicism for a couple years since (leaning more on Agnosticism here), so I might have my scripture a bit wrong here, but if I remember correctly, this bit of Christian wisdom was delivered by a certain guy. @Jesus, I think his name is? I think he's supposed to be an important person whose advice you really should be fucking taking.

... Or you could tell one of us to screw off again.

 

[BritBong]

@Kirby inspired me to make this.

 

[Jashinist]

I really hope Shaner doesn't backtrace my picture to figure out who I am and dox me, he might figure out my name is Stefani Germanotta....
What a terrifying thought, I gotta calm myself down. Just dance, gonna be okay. Da da do do.

 

[PacSol]

485 pages in just over 5 weeks.

...I don't really know what to say.

 

[Cucky]

Man, you can barely go for a coffee without this thread jumping 10 pages. What a rich vein of autism Zim found, truly an expert prospector. I can't believe Len was beaten by ADF, there must have been vote tampering and bribes. Blatter Null must resign!

 

[StallChaser]

I never smoke weed and I never have ever done drugs.

It's never too late to start.

 

[Jashinist]

It's never too late to start.

If I had to recommend any drugs for him to start with, I'd say anything recommended by his doctor after a psychiatric assessment.

 

[millais]

@Schuylkill Valley

I make a portrait of you this fine morning. You like?

 

[Samson]

Shaner, is it true you have a Tumblr profile?