Kurple Pecleon
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You are replying to your own message. However, it's true. In a way you will never be your friend, you are your worst enemy.
Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online
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There absolutely is, especially when it comes to IFP filings like Porky Pammy's. Federal law dictates that judges review IFP filings before they go anywhere to make sure they're not frivolous and/or vexatious filings. Which is why Magistrate Judge Christopher Ray has already recommended this case be dismissed. Since Spamela is a crazy retard who can't remember what she posted six hours ago, here's a reminder to her of what Based Judge Ray said:
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Not only is it a legal term, but Based Judge Ray even specifically used that term in his recommendation for her schizophrenic ramblings to be dismissed.
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Again, since Porky Pammy is a crazy retard with zero reading comprehension and no long term memory, allow me to remind her of what she wrote in her own insane scribblings to the court:
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Your statements are nonsense, without any basis in any valid psychological theories utilized in modern practice. This isn't a surprise, as you don't have so much as a bachelor's degree in psychology, to say nothing of being a certified mental health professional. No, fighting to not flunk out of some pay-for-play Internet degree plan doesn't count, Porky Pammy. You're purely talking out of your ass again, in a pathetic and childish attempt to hurt the feelings of the celebrities you obsess about. As none of those celebrities post on the Farms or even know your fat ugly loser self exists, all such attempts are ultimately futile.
What the fuck is "a sexual compromised state"? We get that you have elaborate rape fantasies involving celebrities, Piggy. You sperg about them constantly, because you're desperate for someone to fuck you. You've even self-published some of them. However, fantasy is not reality, no matter how much you wish it was.
No one is forcing you into any "state", sexual or otherwise. No celebrity on the planet wants to have sex with you or even touch you, because no celebrity on the planet knows you exist. No one on this thread has ever said they wanted to have sex with you either. All claims to the contrary you've made in the nonsensical ramblings you call legal filings are proof of you committing perjury in federal court, nothing more.
When she's not accusing me of being Hillary... when she's not accusing me of Trump Jr.... when she's not accusing me of being Katy Perry... when she's not accusing me of being Michael Fassbender... and so on and so forth. I've been accused of being about a dozen different celebrities now--often more than one in the span of a single day. Spamela has never been able to follow her own plot, to say nothing of reality.
I think that's one of the reasons she gets so mad at us. Every time we repeat the fact that none of us are the slightest bit interested in her sexually, it triggers her schizo rage and often results in a multiposting spree of nonsense. I think she's desperate for a good dicking, but she's such a crazy retard (on top of being ugly and fat) that she can't find anyone in meatspace to touch her. So to cope with being alone and unwanted, she's made up all these rape fantasy delusions involving celebrities to trick herself into feeling desirable instead.
It's the same reason why in the past she's pretended to be pregnant, then pretended to have miscarriages. You'll find that further back in the thread. She wasn't any better in keeping her own lore straight then either; the crazy retard couldn't stay anywhere near consistent on how many months along her imaginary fetus was.
You've been saying this for literally years, Piggy. Yet nothing has ever happened--not to any of us, and not to any of the celebrities you have elaborate rape fantasies about. All of your lawsuits and other legal filings have been rejected without ever going to trial, for being worthless and incoherent. Just like you!
Also, about your requested "gag order"? Even if you had any legal basis to try to get one (you don't, as Useful Mistake has explained), the gag order you're requesting only applies to the defendants you've named in your paranoid delusions masquerading as an amended complaint:
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Leaving aside the irrefutable fact that none of the defendants named in the pile of verbal diarrhea you're claiming is an amended complaint have ever contacted you in any way, shape, or form, none of us are any of the named defendants. Therefore, even if you were able to get a gag order to illegally stifle the free speech of the celebrities you obsess about (you won't), it wouldn't apply to us, and we could go on making fun of you for being a crazy retard in perpetuity.
No celebrity has committed any crimes regarding you. No non-celebrity has committed any crimes against you. No one has committed any crimes, Spamela, except you: perjury, terroristic threats, stalking, harassment, filing false police reports, etc. I look forward to you receiving sanctions for being a vexatious litigant. Based Judge Ray isn't playing around, he made that clear in his last recommendations.
You're a liar, Spamela. You lie about everything. You even lied to the court about being too poor to pay filing fees for a lawsuit, while simultaneously spending tens of thousands of dollars on a useless online degree. We know you're lying about this too. It's pretty disgusting that you're making up fictional African-American heritage to try (unsuccessfully) to make some sort of point in an online argument. Shame on you. No wonder your family hates you, if you lie this often in real life.
Good God. No one cares enough about you to read all that mess. TL
R.Pathetic cokehead. @Viridian
Drink a large cup of shut the fuck up.
Is that right? Woah is me. I'd rather make friends with people who love and respect me and my boundaries. Not trash like you.
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I love them, thank you so much for getting them for us! I'm working on a post displaying all of Pamela "I'm a professional writer u gais!" Swain's basic writing mistakes, because my pedantic bitch self finds it hilarious.
No one is thirsting after this lopsided meth-head fatty loser, who still looks like shit even after she filters and oversaturates her selfies to hell and back:
Before you start screeching, Piggy, both of these pics are from your completely public Tumblr account.
Oh Piggy, even a crazy retard like you has to realize how ridiculous you sound? What you're asserting is the virtual equivalent of walking into someone else's house, getting into a shouting match with the occupants of said house, and then when told to leave by said occupants of said house, screaming "No, you leave!"
God you're so fucking stupid.
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I love them, thank you so much for getting them for us! I'm working on a post displaying all of Pamela "I'm a professional writer u gais!" Swain's basic writing mistakes, because my pedantic bitch self finds it hilarious.
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No one is thirsting after this lopsided meth-head fatty loser, who still looks like shit even after she filters and oversaturates her selfies to hell and back:
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Before you start screeching, Piggy, both of these pics are from your completely public Tumblr account.
Oh Piggy, even a crazy retard like you has to realize how ridiculous you sound? What you're asserting is the virtual equivalent of walking into someone else's house, getting into a shouting match with the occupants of said house, and then when told to leave by said occupants of said house, screaming "No, you leave!"
God you're so fucking stupid.
I'll have to settle for not looking as gay in pink as you.
And by the way. You'll need to discuss with Tony Robbins and his need to impersonate you. I can't imagine why but none of you comes here for brainiac solutions.
I hope to hear one day you've committed suicide because you clearly suffer from a personality disorder and no emotional abilities. This will make you a failed adult and an even worse parent.
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Good God. No one cares enough about you to read all that mess. TL
Yet again, when confronted with rational arguments and facts, Porky Pammy claims she didn't read what was said. Yet in her next post published a whole minute later, she proves herself to be a complete liar for the thousandth time by raging at me about what I wrote:
Since her multiposting will inevitably get merged, here's proof that Piggy contradicted herself within 60 seconds:
As Kurple accurately pointed out, you were in fact responding to your own posts. You're such a crazy retard, you can't keep straight what you wrote and what other posters on this thread wrote. Also, no one loves you, Piggy. Not even your family. You've admitted as much. As for wanting to be your friend, multiple people on this thread have tried to be nice to you, and you've pushed them all away because you're too busy playing the victim and sperging about your paranoid delusions.
This is why no one is your friend in meatspace either, because you treat them the exact same way. That's why you can't stay employed either, because you're a crazy retard who can't act like a normal human being to save her life.
You've never seen me, Piggy. I'm not any of the celebrities you obsess over and construct elaborate rape fantasies about. I'm also not a crazy retard like you who constantly posts ugly selfies on Tumblr, Instagram, and on this very thread in a desperate attempt for attention.
Once again, you're projecting, Spamela. You suffer from a personality disorder as well as paranoid schizophrenia. You have no theory of mind, and can't accept that other people don't have you at the center of their lives the same way your rape fantasies and this thread are the center of yours. You're the failed adult who still lives in her mom's basement because she can't keep a job and has no friends. Fortunately you will never be a parent, because no one will ever choose to breed with you.
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Breed? Are women brood mares to you? Why yes, isn't that right, women aren't as smart as men, are they? My mom doesn't have a basement but you didny know that did you? Are you with your kids or is Vanessa raising them in a less hostile environment?
Again, I didn't make this thread and you're here on your own "volition". Save the tears for your mommy figure girlfriend.
Kurple Pecleon
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Yes, we are. Your point being...?
The only tears in this thread are yours.
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I'm not crying. I'm laughing.
Tell me, you pathetic sacks of needy low rent shit. When's a new account going to show up and try to insult me?
This is why we need a gag order. The dimwit snowflakes who are self admittedly here to "mock me" get their feelings hurt.
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Yep, you noticed a typo that has been corrected. Now you need to do the same with all your own posts. And legal filings. And figure out the mess that is your life. But baby steps.
I mean, you could solve that problem if you'd just stop being so incredibly thirsty, Pam.
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Thirsty for who, you?
Bitch please. I wouldn't touch any of at all and definitely not after an aids test and an ajax spray down.
Kurple Pecleon
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Ignoring the fact that nothing of the sort is happening, how would a gag order prevent that exactly?
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I tell you what, why don't you for once figure something out on your own? Mmkay?
Kurple Pecleon
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Ah, so you're just spewing random rubbish, again.
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You're the rubbish.
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So let's take a look at how many basic writing mistakes Porky Pammy made within the space of 3 pages (the length of both her "amended complaints"). I'd make a drinking game about Piggy's incompetence in the basic prose of her legal filings, but I don't want to be responsible for anyone dying of alcohol poisoning.
Please correct me legalfags, but to my understanding there are style rules regarding legal filings that would state one should write out "six" instead of using the numeral six here?
Multiple spacing fails.
Double grammar fail.
Comma fail.
Vocabulary fail.
Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
Comma fail. Also a complete lie, since even Piggy can't produce any screenshots threatening to rape her. Also also a complete non-sequitur; Piggy being a census employee has nothing to do with her case. Incidentally, this is also an instance of perjury on Piggy's part, as she asserts in the second of her recent filings that she's been rejected for unemployment, which means she's not been a federal employee since August 1, 2020.
Piggy should have either said "in the past year" or "in April 2020". Putting both of them in with a comma splice is beyond redundant and nonsensical. Also incorrect sentence structure.
Two instances of extraneous spacing in the same sentence.
1) Multiple grammar fails.
2) Holy Run-on Sentence, Batman! 2: Electric Boogaloo
1) Grammar and vocabulary fail.
2) Holy random caps lock, Batman!
Weird sentence construction there. Also, Piggy is attempting to add a lot more plaintiffs than the CIA, so Piggy can't even stay consistent within her own filings.
What did commas ever do to you, Porky Pammy? Super comma and grammar fail. Also, if South Georgia Bank is the entity name Piggy is referring to, capitalization fail.
Again, I'm not a legalfag, but shouldn't Plaintiff and Defendant be capitalized in legal filings? Not 100% on this, please correct me if I'm wrong.
I wanted to post this to prove my earlier point about Piggy lying about her employment status in her filings.
Incorrect construction of name.
Grammar fail.
1) Extra spacing within a sentence.
2) Extraneous space in the middle of a word.
1) Extra space after 45th.
2) Writing that Donald Trump "is the former president" or "was the 45th president" would be fine. Calling him the "former 45th president" is super awkward and also a grammar fail.
Comma fail.
1) Holy Run-On Sentence, Batman! 3: Tokyo Drift
2) Grammar fail.
I'm still not a legalfag, but I know from reading a lot of lolsuits that this is not how you cite laws within a legal filing. Also, extra spacing/paragraph breaks abound!
Spacing fail.
Spacing fail.
Name formatting fail.
Missing colon, followed by a sentence fragment.
Capitalization fail.
Comma instead of a colon.
Name format fail.
Multiple grammar fails.
1) Multiple grammar fails.
2) Holy Run-on Sentence Batman! 4: On Stranger Tides
Multiple grammar fails. Incidentally, also something that the federal district court cannot do for multiple reasons.
1) Multiple comma fails.
2) Multiple grammar fails.
Name format fail.
It's spelled "defendants", Piggy.
A lot of these errors would have been detected by spellcheck and grammar check built into every modern word processor program on the market. Apparently Porky Pammy thinks even autocorrect is somehow out to get her and wants to rape her, because she blatantly ignored it while word vomiting out her paranoid schizophrenic rants to the court. Again, this is a woman who claims to be a professional, published author.
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Please correct me legalfags, but to my understanding there are style rules regarding legal filings that would state one should write out "six" instead of using the numeral six here?
Multiple spacing fails.
Double grammar fail.
Comma fail.
Vocabulary fail.
Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
Comma fail. Also a complete lie, since even Piggy can't produce any screenshots threatening to rape her. Also also a complete non-sequitur; Piggy being a census employee has nothing to do with her case. Incidentally, this is also an instance of perjury on Piggy's part, as she asserts in the second of her recent filings that she's been rejected for unemployment, which means she's not been a federal employee since August 1, 2020.
Piggy should have either said "in the past year" or "in April 2020". Putting both of them in with a comma splice is beyond redundant and nonsensical. Also incorrect sentence structure.
Two instances of extraneous spacing in the same sentence.
1) Multiple grammar fails.
2) Holy Run-on Sentence, Batman! 2: Electric Boogaloo
1) Grammar and vocabulary fail.
2) Holy random caps lock, Batman!
Weird sentence construction there. Also, Piggy is attempting to add a lot more plaintiffs than the CIA, so Piggy can't even stay consistent within her own filings.
What did commas ever do to you, Porky Pammy? Super comma and grammar fail. Also, if South Georgia Bank is the entity name Piggy is referring to, capitalization fail.
Again, I'm not a legalfag, but shouldn't Plaintiff and Defendant be capitalized in legal filings? Not 100% on this, please correct me if I'm wrong.
I wanted to post this to prove my earlier point about Piggy lying about her employment status in her filings.
Incorrect construction of name.
Grammar fail.
1) Extra spacing within a sentence.
2) Extraneous space in the middle of a word.
1) Extra space after 45th.
2) Writing that Donald Trump "is the former president" or "was the 45th president" would be fine. Calling him the "former 45th president" is super awkward and also a grammar fail.
Comma fail.
1) Holy Run-On Sentence, Batman! 3: Tokyo Drift
2) Grammar fail.
I'm still not a legalfag, but I know from reading a lot of lolsuits that this is not how you cite laws within a legal filing. Also, extra spacing/paragraph breaks abound!
Spacing fail.
Spacing fail.
Name formatting fail.
Missing colon, followed by a sentence fragment.
Capitalization fail.
Comma instead of a colon.
Name format fail.
Multiple grammar fails.
1) Multiple grammar fails.
2) Holy Run-on Sentence Batman! 4: On Stranger Tides
Multiple grammar fails. Incidentally, also something that the federal district court cannot do for multiple reasons.
1) Multiple comma fails.
2) Multiple grammar fails.
Name format fail.
It's spelled "defendants", Piggy.
A lot of these errors would have been detected by spellcheck and grammar check built into every modern word processor program on the market. Apparently Porky Pammy thinks even autocorrect is somehow out to get her and wants to rape her, because she blatantly ignored it while word vomiting out her paranoid schizophrenic rants to the court. Again, this is a woman who claims to be a professional, published author.
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Anyone who's been on this thread will never be friends, close, or intimate with me. Sorry. Make better choices in life.
That took alot work, little man. Thank God you're not manning the nukes.
That took alot work, little man. Thank God you're not manning the nukes.
Kurple Pecleon
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Good, that's one less thing I have to fear.
Do you realize that the way you phrased it, you're saying that we have to make better choices than being your friends, close, or (god forbid) intimate with you?
I mean, I agree but I'm not used to this much self-consciousness coming from you.
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Let me make this clear to you.
You will never meet me and you'll never be more than just kiwi farms trash to me. Now if you want to spend the next 30 minutes to 30 years to 30 centuries trying to figure it out, letter by letter, be my guest.
I'll be praying that you and your family gets murdered.
mmkay?I hate everyone of you fucks and hope your lives are destroyed permanently.
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Let me make this clear to you.
You will never meet me and you'll never be more than just kiwi farms trash to me. Now if you want to spend the next 30 minutes to 30 years to 30 centuries trying to figure it out, letter by letter, be my guest.
I'll be praying that you and your family gets murdered.
No one wants to meet you, Piggy. No one wants to be your friend--at least not anymore, as some posters on here have tried to help you out in the past but you told them you wished they'd die. No one cares about you, not even your family (by your own admission). No one wants to touch you, to say nothing of fucking you. Also, for someone who cries about people being mean to her on the Internet, you're the only one on this thread saying you hope people get murdered. That's a lot of homicidal rage you have built up there, you crazy retard.
Kurple Pecleon
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Nobody here wants to meet you. You're repulsive in virtually every possible way. I'm not sure what it is that you're trying to make clear because it can't be any clearer.
Figuring what out, exactly?
I'll be praying that you and your family gets murdered.
Truly the words of someone who is "not crying" and "laughing at us all"