Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%

  • Total voters
    2,597
I don't know why everyone has a hard time believing Russhole is bisexual. He's even a top, which fits in perfectly with his narcissism and desire to be powerful and influential. For Russ, sex is all about him, so it likely doesn't matter which hole he enters. He might have a preference for women, or he might just go for them to "start a relationship with" because he doesn't want to admit to his family that he's into dudes. Or he might just be desperate to get his rocks off and can't find any women to hire.
Russ comes across as an opportunistic bisexual man other than a guy who really is into dudes part of the time. He's like James Terry Mitchell Jr the pedo-rapist of Muncie, IN in that regard. If he had a constant stream of pussy then he wouldn't even think of being with another guy. But a long enough dry spell means that he'd do a guy up the ass if it meant getting off or having another guy suck him his penis.

He'd much rather be with a woman, especially if she was a 9 or 10 though. Not that he's ever had anything that high but his scale is a little skewed. After all he considers himself to be a 9.
 
I'm surprised this isn't on the front page, but I guess 'Russ wants to fuck anything' isn't news...
I don't know if Null is the only one who decides what goes on the front page but, if so, it might be judicious to avoid it right now since there's an ongoing lawsuit. Things that go in the thread are user-generated content and still protected by section 230.

I guess one could just write a link with "strange new allegations against Russ" but it isn't as fun as "Russ Greer wants gay bareback sex and is willing to pay for it"
 
Got bored, so I crosschecked a bit:

Rusty's name on his kiwi-verified handjob Yelp profile (archive) is Russell "The Piano Man; the Sexy Disabled Guy." G. and his suspected profile on Rent.Man (archive only catches consent pop up) is named Superpianoman, Both are from Salt Lake City, Utah.


Superpianoman is listed as 29, so that checks out too.

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Superpianoman's last login was today, 04:36 😏

Russ can’t even file simple court paperwork with complete handholding and specifically clear, repeated instructions by the court itself.

Russ once declared he was on holiday in...where was it, Colorado?....then took a pic out the window as “proof” and immediately gave it away that he was at the brothels in a different state, again.

Russ thinks if he just tells people not to google him “because it’s all lies,” people won’t do it. Russ apparently thinks if he edits and re-edits and re-re-edits his facebook posts, no one sees that history.

Russ uses the same combo of “sexy” “stud” and “piano” in like 90% of his social media handles. He uses his REAL name to pester hundreds upon hundreds of instathots and models and female athletes.

Russ is the very last person on Earth I would expect to even know what “OpSec” means, much less be smart enough to put it to good use.

I can believe Russ just can’t help his narcissistic fascination with himself and absolutely outed his own idiot arse to “brag” on a rentboy site, using his usual email/mobile number because he’s a lazy peanut-headed mong. The convo fits his MO and the profile has been up even longer than this thread, which would be one hell of an impressive troll effort.

I’ll still wait for confirmation via verifying, but it may be starting to look like, instead of this being against Russ’ usual behaviour, this is in fact just a new facet of Russ’ behaviour we haven’t seen before. A really, really, bloody hilarious one.

This gives me pause, and this is why: Russell has been 1000% consistent in his thirst for/obsessive stalking of women throughout his lolcow lifespan. When he's desperate, he hires hookers. It's a BIG leap in gayness to go from a one-off transactional handjob to offering anal and "kissing" (literally how) on an account that's older than this thread. I don't think it's him. It's still funny.

The height/weight/birthdate might all match up and still be a coincidence. The username is close, but not exact, and there are lots of ex-Mormon Piano Guys wannabes scattered around Utah. The profile is also suspiciously short on self-aggrandizing details, which I agree, is out of character for Russ. He makes sure to describe himself as "cool" or "handsome" and he wouldn't skip it on a hook-up site.
 
I don't know if Null is the only one who decides what goes on the front page but, if so, it might be judicious to avoid it right now since there's an ongoing lawsuit. Things that go in the thread are user-generated content and still protected by section 230.

I guess one could just write a link with "strange new allegations against Russ" but it isn't as fun as "Russ Greer wants gay bareback sex and is willing to pay for it"
Agreed. But @Null should still know about this because it’s funny as hell.
 
Russ comes across as an opportunistic bisexual man other than a guy who really is into dudes part of the time. He's like James Terry Mitchell Jr the pedo-rapist of Muncie, IN in that regard. If he had a constant stream of pussy then he wouldn't even think of being with another guy. But a long enough dry spell means that he'd do a guy up the ass if it meant getting off or having another guy suck him his penis.

He'd much rather be with a woman, especially if she was a 9 or 10 though. Not that he's ever had anything that high but his scale is a little skewed. After all he considers himself to be a 9.
There also has to be an ego component. Like, "I'm such a stud, people will pay to sleep with me."

And it just so happens that male sex workers have an overwhelmingly male clientele.
 
Russ is the very last person on Earth I would expect to even know what “OpSec” means, much less be smart enough to put it to good use.
Yeah, that's just it. If Russ really was a closet homo all this time, he would have slipped up LONG before now. He can't keep anything secret about himself to save his life or career. Even though the evidence here all looks good, the fact that this comes out several years after Russ has been a super-well known lolcow with thousands of eyes on him is right out of left field.


also, not saying this is any kind of a smoking gun, but searching the name Matt Anthony on rent.men brings up an account profile named "Kiwi Brains"...... but nothing matching the name itself.
 
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This gives me pause, and this is why: Russell has been 1000% consistent in his thirst for/obsessive stalking of women throughout his lolcow lifespan. When he's desperate, he hires hookers. It's a BIG leap in gayness to go from a one-off transactional handjob to offering anal and "kissing" (literally how) on an account that's older than this thread. I don't think it's him. It's still funny.

The height/weight/birthdate might all match up and still be a coincidence. The username is close, but not exact, and there are lots of ex-Mormon Piano Guys wannabes scattered around Utah. The profile is also suspiciously short on self-aggrandizing details, which I agree, is out of character for Russ. He makes sure to describe himself as "cool" or "handsome" and he wouldn't skip it on a hook-up site.
In my experience it's not so much a leap. His Incel behavior towards women would lead to all the aggrandizing, but when facing an interaction with another male who be might feel threatened by or admire might be shorter with discription. Not to mention, while clients can fully write out a bio on Rentmen within the I believe currently 250 character limit, most actually never bother and leave it 1000 percent blank, so he may just be trying to follow what the norms are on the site.

Also, with me he clearly is just articulating he wants to fuck me bare.
I can not begin to tell you how many "straight" men, either paying or hookup, try to meet a guy only because they believe it's the best chance to get off without a condom.

In any sense, he has been using the same number that has been posted here on Kiwi before to contact me...so really the only explanation it's not him is that someone just as crazy found out the history on the number and starting pretending to be him.

But if 3852144590 is still a working number for him, this is 1000000%
Russell Greer
 
Russ has always pinged my gaydar...but rather than just being bisexual, I'd say he's a narcsexual. We know he wants to be seen as a successful enviable guy, and in his trauma lump of a brain that means a very traditionally attractive cheerleader or a hooker hanging off his arm. Any hot woman will do. For all his brothel trips, he doesn't really seem particularly into women, idk, his thirst posting just doesn't seem truly thirsty, like he's just going through the motions.
I think he's more closeted gay, might not even like to admit to himself he prefers men, because it doesn't fit the fantasy image of himself and wouldn't boost his ego. Progressive plights aside, he's basically a Conservative boomer.

Anyway, this is all hilarious and gross, and I'm glad you chose to share with us, @Matt_Anthony. I also like to think Russ is reading this thread and drooling in greasy rage.
 
This saga needs to be featured on the front page. Where are the mods?
Well someone upthread pointed out russ is kinda sorta technically in a lawsuit with null? Null has no obligation to control what WE post on the site, but him doing a front page update on Russ would be a different matter...I think? I have no fucking idea any more, I dunno where even Russ’ droolsuit is at, or if it’s still ongoing or already summarily dismissed for being moronic.

Matt really needs to have a verified badge already tho, if un-clit shows the reply to their message on that site.
 
Just replied :)

It still has not come to my email inbox or spam-trap. I've sent you a private message Matt, please click the 'envelope' icon with a number 1 at the top of your page, and confirm what I asked (as a reply to my message, NOT on this thread!) and that'll do just fine.
 
Yes I figured the name out, and had just sent a contact request to your site. If you respond as requested I'll admit I was wrong and thank you for the awesome new flood of milk. ;)
Not sure if you got my email
It says it is not delivered
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Aaaand, I am completely satisfied that this is the real Matt Anthony, and that what he is posting is GodBear's honest truth.

I apologize for doubting you so openly and strongly @Matt_Anthony and appreciate your patience. There have been SO many bullshit attempts with Russhole, so having this revealed is just......fucking awesome. Russel has been forcefully ejected from the closet, and revealed as a lover of the penis and the butthole and the sweet salty manonaise. He kept it under wraps for so long, but now his failure is complete.

These are days of plenty, folks. The fat days. The Milk is flowing strong from so many cows in these two short months of 2021, but this has to be one of the best previously unknown facts about one of the top lolcows in the all the Farms. May the river flow on, and thank you so much for providing the streight (lol) dope on our magical star buddy.
 
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Not a lot of Russ content on this thread lately. Is he not being a pest on Instagram anymore? It would be great if someone could figure out a way to scrape his stuff since Instagram hid seeing friend activity.
He's still active on Instagram. I check on him every now and then, but it's almost exclusively "sent u a DM, babe" or some kissing emoji and not worth posting here. That said, he's in a romantic mood today.
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