Apple's App Store art is fucking horrendous | Flat art / Alegria / Corporate Memphis - click for feet

[The Lawgiver]

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Happy Black History Month

I'm surprised by how absolutely fucking racist this banner ends up retroactively being. For years as gaudy, preachy, and pretentious as black history related corporate shit could get it had a sense of respect about itself. This tone deaf "quirky relatable and wacky!!!" corporate suit crafted shit Doesnt make me think of anything regarding history, racial or otherwise.

The 2 side profile heads in this pic literally just look like racial characters ripped from an intentionally offensive shitpost. One of them's literally fucking glowing!

 

[Bins]

Someone mentioned earlier that they were getting strong vibes that they were bringing back Clinton-era diversity art, but is seems like they're bringing back all the 90's art styles now.

 

[Dan Abrams]

Apple just updated watchOS and there's some black history month watch face to diversify your watch now.

Do these globohomo artists not see that their art style is legitimately horrifying? A common theme seems to be people missing eyeballs or having heads hideously undersized for their bodies.

Are there any wipepo on the App Store at all anymore?

 

[All Cops Are Based]

'these horrific products of capitalism are GOMMUNIST'
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OK BOOMER

Globohomo/corporate art is heavily inspired by expressionism, dada (propped up by left wing intelligentsia back in the day) and marxist agitprop (which standardized & "dehumanized" the human body the same way this new art style does, see: https://dangerousminds.net/content/...ontent/uploads/images/07maya7_465_467_int.jpg). The criticism of something being neo-marxist in nature refers to much more than economic policy.

 

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Globohomo/corporate art is heavily inspired by

yes, it's obviously inspired by various degenerate art sponsored by the CIA and their masters. You could call it Judeo-bolshevik if you can't just name the problem straight out, I guess, but it has nothing to do with Marxism, and certainly nothing to do with socialist realism.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I'm sure lots of plus-size strong black womyn are rushing to WebAuthn.io to test out the spec.

 

[Blasterisk]

I'm sure lots of plus-size strong black womyn are rushing to WebAuthn.io to test out the spec.

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Rated rainbows for thinking she'd fit through that portal.

 

[ditto]

socialist realism.

Socalist Realism is alive and well

 

[awoo]

The almost-gay sino-soviet posters are funny tho

 

[awoo]

Absolutely nails it.

 

[Haffhart]

Damn I was headed here with that video. Missed the post by nine minutes...

 

[awoo]

This one is too good not to post

The Solar Sands video actually inspires me to try to create my own art style

 

[awoo]

For reference, here's more pictures https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/alegria-big-tech-corporate-artstyle-globohomo-art

https://qz.com/quartzy/1728767/why-editorial-illustrations-look-so-similar-these-days/

https://eyeondesign.aiga.org/dont-w...rtoons-are-here-to-protect-you-from-big-tech/ (fuck this site for its js use)

 

[ditto]

1981: Computers are a bicycle for the mind

2021:

 

[DeadwastePrime]

1981: Computers are a bicycle for the mind

2021:
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take your meds

 

[Ponchik]

Absolutely nails it.

i feel like there's a wave of people who finally realize just how repulsive Humans of Flat art looks every few months or so, first there was that switch1e tweet and now i think it's this video? maybe grubhub was the precipitant of a far bigger war...

 

[gangweedfan]

Is there a work from home app that can fix my freakishly large hands? Please stop making fun of me I was born with noodle arms and the only work I can find is modeling for corporate art.

 

[Toolbox]

Youtubes Black History Month shit just keeps getting more insane.

What the hell is this bug eyed nightmare? Why is it throwing a peace sign?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Youtubes Black History Month shit just keeps getting more insane.

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What the hell is this bug eyed nightmare? Why is it throwing a peace sign?

Bad news, those are headphones...

HE. HAS. NO. EYES.

Before this one there was a blob person of some little glasses kid or something in snow or stars or some shit. I thought that one was weird and bad enough with how weirdly unfitting and hard to see it was but they've somehow gotten shittier at their blob people, seemingly intentionally so and it's really starting to get to me.

 

[ditto]

Is there a work from home app that can fix my freakishly large hands? Please stop making fun of me I was born with noodle arms and the only work I can find is modeling for corporate art.

It's this guy's world and we're just living in it.