Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[lightswitchdoll]

Congrats to Russell for making the front page again!

For all the years I've been following this thread, I confess that it never crossed my mind that all the thirst posting and openly talking about I FUCK HOT HOOKERS AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE COOL WITH IT was all an attempt to hide and batter down his desire to get the D due to Morman guilt

Same. It's really weird, I remember when the thing about the handjob first came up and everyone was like 'oh haha, nice troll' and then it turned out to be his genuine account.

I hope he starts publicly thirst posting at toothy studs.

 

[White Devil]

At this rate, Russ should just try to date Kevin Gibes.

 

[Enoby Way]

At this rate, Russ should just try to date Kevin Gibes.

Nah Kevin is only T4T, he'll suck dick but only if it's girldick. if Russell got an amhole installed then he might be in with a shot.

 

[DungeonMaster]

Got bored, so I crosschecked a bit:

Rusty's name on his kiwi-verified handjob Yelp profile (archive) is Russell "The Piano Man; the Sexy Disabled Guy." G. and his suspected profile on Rent.Man (archive only catches consent pop up) is named Superpianoman, Both are from Salt Lake City, Utah.


Superpianoman is listed as 29, so that checks out too.

Spoiler: Screenshots for the lazy

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Superpianoman's last login was today, 04:36

Why does every single one of Russ's aliases involve pianos?

 

[White Devil]

Nah Kevin is only T4T, he'll suck dick but only if it's girldick. if Russell got an amhole installed then he might be in with a shot.

I think Kevin is desperate at this point, not even the Cheese Wedge is showing much interest in him. Russ has a shot.

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

Well damn, I miss the thread for a couple days and this gem turns up. So it seems our favorite rat face truly swings the other way too.

What if it turns out all his thirsting on IG thots is just a front to try to deny his true preferences?

 

[Alcatraz]

Coming out as bi for his 9th album to boost sales and support only to have it spoiled because he literally cannot keep it in his pants

 

[The Great Citracett]

Why does every single one of Russ's aliases involve pianos?

He sees himself as a genius pianist and keyboardist, and now keytarist. He's also the self-proclaimed only man in Utah who can read sheet music.

His aliases have also included LDSPianoman, PianoStud, and FlamingRedPiano.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Since playing the piano is literally the only hobby he's had since he was a child he's just kind of shaped the void where his personality should be around it. I guess it was less effort than getting an actual interesting personality or taking up a new hobby

Happy "I venmoed you a dollar now suck me my penis" day
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I can't believe Russ looks like 80% normal in this pic. I guess he needs his family/the LDS church to enforce his hygiene habits. Either that or his mental state has declined rapidly

 

[The Great Citracett]

I can't believe Russ looks like 80% normal in this pic. I guess he needs his family/the LDS church to enforce his hygiene habits. Either that or his mental state has declined rapidly

I believe that's actually a picture from years ago in Nevada when he was at a gas station on the way to a brothel, buying gifts to woo the girls there with.

Always makes me laugh because years later, at his most recent brothel trip, he brought the exact same kind of stuff along and took a selfie with it.

 

[Rekkington]

After all the times I've called people on here gay prostitutes, I never expected one to show up and make all my dreams come true.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I believe that's actually a picture from years ago in Nevada when he was at a gas station on the way to a brothel, buying gifts to woo the girls there with.

Always makes me laugh because years later, at his most recent brothel trip, he brought the exact same kind of stuff along and took a selfie with it.

I bet he was wearing the exact same suit as well.

He has gone so far downhill though. He looks disgusting now. @Matt_Anthony definitely dodged a greasy, drooly bullet.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

If Russell 'power top' Greer really is bisexual, and fucks like he plays the keyboards, then I greatly fear for Taylor Hanson.

Could his relentless stalking of Swift (to be known henceforth as 'Penisless Taylor') have been a cunning ruse all along, intended to distract us from his pursuit of a different Taylor altogether?

 

[FunPosting101]

Male escort here who Russ has tried to contact and meet with several times inquiring over the past year. I don't know how I just stumbled on this thread now (googled his number he was texting me with). Something always seemed off and it never worked out with my schedule and today he got snarky when I called him out on going MIA the day we were actually supposed to meet in December. Glad I dodged this bullet. Trust your gut everyone and be safe!

It's hilarious how fucking insane this guy is, even prostitutes(male prostitutes even, getting kinda desperate there, Russ?)want nothing to do with his crazy ass.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

truly disgusting and disturbing behavior. contact the asylum immediately.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

His aliases have also included... FlamingRedPiano.

Now we know why!

 

[Hamsteroid]

contact the asylum immediately.

The Farms already knows.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Why does every single one of Russ's aliases involve pianos?

Billy Joel inspired him as a child to pursue music.

I tend to categorize Russ more as a sexual opportunist than a flat out closeted gay man in denial. Like when he's rubbing one out on the guy driving him to his latest escapade to try and hire a sex worker, he's not doing it for desire, he's doing it for an end to a mean. CWC is very similar now in the pegasister era that way I figure, but Russ brings his own twisted sex pest bent to the same drives when he exhibits them. Not even a 1/4 done with this year and we've got former Mooby winners making major plays to win another, going to be an amazing year in lulz in lolcow watching at this pace.

 

[Dyn]

I've done 3 scenes...porn is a lot of office politics type of stuff and I'm too shy and awkward sometimes for Onlyfans

How much would you charge for a picture of your feet? I forgot to get the site owner anything for his birthday.

 

[Angry Shoes]

When "Any Hole's A Goal" goes too far.

There's another level of degeneracy to this situation with him explicitly asking to bareback. Not to trash-talk our escort friend here, but that seems extremely risky. I didn't expect him to be that careless for some reason.