Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

After seeing the last few pages of horrendous landwhale photos, I have come to the realization that I wish to become a monk in one of those Mediterranean island-based monasteries and forgo women, voluntarily.


they say you can't just put lipstick on a pig, but at the same time Zoophilia looks like a better option than her.
 
I'd never personally subscribed to the theory Chantal made up all her sex stories, but after ruining my life with that bed video I am a believer.

Everything about her horrifically awkward movements and thousand-yard stare, like she just got out the Hanoi Hilton, suggests she has no idea what she's doing; it looks like an alien trying to mimic human eroticism.
I think those horrifically awkward movements are due to the fact that she can't lift her 1000 pound limbs properly. Her movement is so slow too.
 
Chantal is so hungry for dick, she’d fuck anything that remotely resembles a man. Hell, it doesn’t even have to be the same species. Come to think of it, an aging hippo with poor eyesight might be her best bet.
well, she did talk about getting a sex doll but then dismissed it because she has to do all the work. do to her size she can't even use any toys at all
 
There's also this one, but I'm not sure how old she is in it:
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Wow. And to think that she turned out into this monstrosity we have today, from what I can tell she looked like a relatively normal girl.

She could have been half decent if Chantal had actually learned to put the fork down once in a while.
 
Is it just me or is there something hilariously unwholesome about posting your shitty homemade porn on the internet at 9 am on a Tuesday?
Equivalent of the Monday day shift at the strip club in the strip mall.
well, she did talk about getting a sex doll but then dismissed it because she has to do all the work. do to her size she can't even use any toys at all
And I believe that’s one of the videos she deleted.
Was she..... wearing no bra under that sheer kimono.......
She was not. And she paired the lacy black kimono (I’m trying to remember how she mispronounced it - not as dumb as ALR but dumb nonetheless) with a pair of floral bright underwear. She couldn’t even wait for all her new sexy lingerie to arrive so she’s just wearing a dog’s breakfast of lingerie. Apropos, I guess.

But gorl is feeling empowered. Day 2 and she’s topless and already played the sexiest song she knows. How’s she gonna top this tomorrow?
 
Equivalent of the Monday day shift at the strip club in the strip mall.
You nailed it.

Obviously Chinny in all her glory is horrifying, but I can't get over the dead, soulless eyes. So jarring.
Yeah, everything about her is anti-sexy, but the blank stare is the worst.

Or the best, depending on how you look at it.

 
Equivalent of the Monday day shift at the strip club in the strip mall.

And I believe that’s one of the videos she deleted.

She was not. And she paired the lacy black kimono (I’m trying to remember how she mispronounced it - not as dumb as ALR but dumb nonetheless) with a pair of floral bright underwear. She couldn’t even wait for all her new sexy lingerie to arrive so she’s just wearing a dog’s breakfast of lingerie. Apropos, I guess.

But gorl is feeling empowered. Day 2 and she’s topless and already played the sexiest song she knows. How’s she gonna top this tomorrow?
Guaranteed she has Fiona Apple’s ‘Criminal’ on standby.
 
She actually farted on a dude? With that, I just regained my gag reflex. Why the hell would she brag about that? Who would find this fucking sexy?!


I would buy OF just to look at the slow motion trainwreck and report you crazy lot, but I don't think I have the pain threshold to do so.
 
It's really weird to experience such intense second-hand embarrassment for someone incapable of feeling it at all. She's in her "I'm hyper and you're gonna get it" manic phase right now. I know plenty have speculated that this is a money grab. Nah. I think this is someone coming to terms with the fact that she's never actually getting laid again. With her health, hygiene and the debauchery of her life forever immortalized on the internet, Chantal's IRL dating days are over at 36. Let's just be honest about that.

OnlyFans is the closest approximation to 'intimacy' and a feeling of desirability that she can ever reach at this point. I'd have some empathy for anyone else in that situation, but not for someone whose family is battling a lot right now, probably values privacy more than ever, and now has to contend with this humiliating display. I think this arc could have waited, if she really wanted to do it. The choice to do it NOW is so fucking selfish, in addition to being an absolute cringefest that she sucks at anyway.

If money was a concern, this woman would not have wasted $450 to have someone take her trash out. She's filed for bankruptcy before. Money is an abstract concept with no real ramifications for her life, which is why she can spend it so mindlessly without the normal stresses of, "can I afford this and keep the lights on?" The answer is no. She can't afford her life. And it hardly matters. Amazing when you really stop to consider the privilege that allows her to exist so freely, in a society that rewards her gluttony and sloth, and picks up the tab everytime things go south.

No sympathy.
 
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