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[blue gopher snakes]

Real women don't need to "rub their clit raw" to have an orgasm.

I definitely felt a twinge of sympathetic horror reading that “gotta rub my clit raw” tweet. Ick.

Troons can't get enough of the 'full body orgasm' fairy tale.

Even true and honest women don't have "full body orgasms", I don't know where he gets that from. It's quite a lot of organs that spasm, including the uterus so it's certainly a wider area than just the vagina or clitoris, but it's pretty much just the middle third of our bodies. It sounds like something he's heard of in porn and thinks is real.

It's impossible to get full body orgasms even with healthy genitals but troons reject reality.

Y’all need the Gospel of the Rabbit Vibrator. 11/10. I mean, technically blended orgasms aren’t whatever autogynephilic anime fantasy of full body orgasms would be, but they are definitely achievable and quite delightful. Also Kevin will never have one because he lacks an internal clitoral structure or any functioning sexual organs whatsoever.

I swear this is the only site and perhaps the only thread where people will get into an autistic flame war over farmers markets. Never change, kiwis.

I concur with my fellow snickety snake here. The Farmers Market Debate was primo Kevin-thread reading.

IIRC Kevin have triple monitor gaming rig and a tv running netflix in the background.

There is a world of difference between a chinesium 4000W generator for $600 and an actual generator that will run you $3-5000.

All of you are assuming these dumb fucks realize you have to fill them with fuel more than once.

The tranch is covered in snow.

This image should be on the book jacket for the eventual true crime expose on the Tranch Davidian Massacre.

 

[Particle Bored]

Trannies are pathological liars, so I honestly wouldn't be that surprised if the tranch was actually turning a profit and they were just lying about the "save us pwoor starving trans folx!" shit to squeeze out any extra gibs they can get their man hands on. Unlikely, but like I said, they always lie.

The tranch is covered in snow.
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But don't worry, they were prepared.
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Brace for Category 3 chaser.
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While Penny's busy chopping firewood and shoveling frozen alpacas from under 2 ft of snow, Kevin knows he's earned a break.
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Look at those big gay gorl hands hnghnghsdfhg >///<
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Later on, Kevie and Bonnie bond like true and honest teenage girls: farting and burping with a couple of beers over a game of Magic the Gathering.
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Kevin wants men to stop thinking with their dicks. No seriously.
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This one's old, but since the ranch is under deep snow I stumbled upon this in my searches for how it affects Kevin.
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Add chopping wood to the endless list of things Penny is too incompetent to do properly.

Idiots aren't even using a log splitter. Let gravity do the work.

That's funny because someone did note one of those accounts earlier in the thread and it was obviously a spambot, but of course Kevin thinks it's a real sugardaddy wanting to spoil a pwetty lil uwu girl like him.

I think that was the exact account.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Meth is like, really queer!"

Don't a load of gay clubs have more meth and crack in them than the average bando?

lol he's fucking FAT

Holy Mother of God. If you're going to chase troons, go for a vaguely attractive one like Blaire White or Bruce Jenner. You know, the sort who can pass with a lot of makeup. Don't go for a man with a stinkditch.

 

[AmbiTron]

Don't a load of gay clubs have more meth and crack in them than the average bando?

Holy Mother of God. If you're going to chase troons, go for a vaguely attractive one like Blaire White or Bruce Jenner. You know, the sort who can pass with a lot of makeup. Don't go for a man with a stinkditch.

Okay I can maybe understand seeing Blaire White as attractive if you squint at a doctored photo long enough but BRUCE JENNER? Even on the magazine covers edited to shit he looks like someone's stroked out leatherface grandmother built like a dude.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Okay I can maybe understand seeing Blaire White as attractive if you squint at a doctored photo long enough but BRUCE JENNER? Even on the magazine covers edited to shit he looks like someone's stroked out leatherface grandmother built like a dude.

Compared to Kevin, he's a supermodel.

 

[Enoby Way]

Compared to Kevin, he's a supermodel.

Compared to Kevin, we all are.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I know nothing about how to chop wood but the way he swings that axe up looks like he's really wasting a lot of energy.

He is. You don't back and forth it like in the zombie movies. If you do, you have to stop it at the apex, losing any momentum and leaving you with just muscle and gravity on the downstroke. Him popping up onto his tippy toes is a symptom of that; he's trying to put as much extra power as he can into a downstroke.

Better method is to swing the axe behind you as you swing up, like a batter's swing but vertical. This way you don't have to stop the axe at the apex and you get to keep momentum, requiring less muscle power, meaning you don't tire out as quick. Not to mention, popping up with your heels off the ground is a great way to unbalance yourself and that's not a good thing when you're swinging a big heavy piece of sharp metal at yourself.

Best part is that this is not like karate; you don't need to meditate with some ancient grandmaster on top of a mountain to realize this. You easy get the hang of chopping wood after just doing it a few times. Makes me think that Penny hasn't been chopping wood as much as he claims. If he was, his technique would be much better.

Don't a load of gay clubs have more meth and crack in them than the average bando?

Oh lordy you don't know the half of it. Uppers and other party drugs are big in the gay scene because they let you fuck all night long and at the gay bar you're reasonably certain that everybody there is down to clown with just about anything that moves.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Compared to Kevin, we all are.

And I didn't even have to troon out to do that!

Oh lordy you don't know the half of it. Uppers and other party drugs are big in the gay scene because they let you fuck all night long and at the gay bar you're reasonably certain that everybody there is down to clown with just about anything that moves.

And, let me guess, pointing any of this out is homophobia?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

And, let me guess, pointing any of this out is homophobia?

Hey, not cool man! Just because a bunch of guys get together and permanently fry their brains on meth leading to them being chemically dependent on what is effectively drain-cleaner for years and live in a culture that enables and celebrates this profligate self-destructive behavior does not mean you can call them out on it! Who gave you the right, bigot?

 

[KifflomKween]

Cow Crossover with Stephanie the Womb Wizard:
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Stephanie the Womb Wizard is asexual? What a surprise. Advertising yourself as asexual to dissuade creeps is really just playing hard to get, considering most asexuals aren't really asexual, they are just fugly like Stephanie, and sexual deviants, and their "uwu dont touch me i dont understand sex im innocent and pure" is just a mating call for the same creeps they are always complaining about. Wouldn't surprise me if she was into "asexual" BDSM or "platonic kinks" like many asexuals seem to be.
This crossover isn't surprising. The asexual community is, predictably, full of troons and ugly, damaged, fat (or bulimic anachans) women.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Stephanie the Womb Wizard is asexual? What a surprise. Advertising yourself as asexual to dissuade creeps is really just playing hard to get, considering most asexuals aren't really asexual, they are just fugly like Stephanie, and sexual deviants, and their "uwu dont touch me i dont understand sex im innocent and pure" is just a mating call for the same creeps they are always complaining about. Wouldn't surprise me if she was into "asexual" BDSM or "platonic kinks" like many asexuals seem to be.
This crossover isn't surprising. The asexual community is, predictably, full of troons and ugly, damaged, fat (or bulimic anachans) women.

It's almost as if diminished sex drive may be symptomatic of deeper psychological issues.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Stephanie the Womb Wizard is asexual? What a surprise. Advertising yourself as asexual to dissuade creeps is really just playing hard to get, considering most asexuals aren't really asexual, they are just fugly like Stephanie, and sexual deviants, and their "uwu dont touch me i dont understand sex im innocent and pure" is just a mating call for the same creeps they are always complaining about. Wouldn't surprise me if she was into "asexual" BDSM or "platonic kinks" like many asexuals seem to be.
This crossover isn't surprising. The asexual community is, predictably, full of troons and ugly, damaged, fat (or bulimic anachans) women.

This is a bit of a powerlevel, but here goes.

I don't call myself asexual because I'd rather not associate myself with that community, but I've never really been attracted to anyone. I've tried dating people but couldn't make it work. Let me tell you that people like this guy, who calls himself asexual for woke points, are exactly why I don't call myself an asexual.

 

[KifflomKween]

It's almost as if diminished sex drive may be symptomatic of deeper psychological issues.

Akshelly, asexuals in general have pretty high sex drives. Except when they castrate themselves.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Akshelly, asexuals in general have pretty high sex drives. Except when they castrate themselves.

So, uh, why exactly are they asexuals, or more precisely, why exactly do they call themselves asexuals? I mean aside from the whole "I'm so hideous/crazy not even whores are willing to fuck me".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So, uh, why exactly are they asexuals, or more precisely, why exactly do they call themselves asexuals? I mean aside from the whole "I'm so hideous/crazy not even whores are willing to fuck me".

Woke points.

 

[KifflomKween]

So, uh, why exactly are they asexuals, or more precisely, why exactly do they call themselves asexuals? I mean aside from the whole "I'm so hideous/crazy not even whores are willing to fuck me".

Because the alternative is calling themselves incels/femcels/closeted homos/perverts. Same as so many other lgbtabcdasdf orientations.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Cow Crossover with Stephanie the Womb Wizard:
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First off, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, Kevin. Thinking with an inverted dick is still thinking with your dick. Second, troons really will take any compliment they can get—spam bots, men ironically catcalling them, people not blatantly calling them a man to their face, etc.

It's amazing he's able to suss out spam calls, but not spam bots. It only takes a simple, disingenuous compliment to pass his Turing test. If these scam bots started leaving messages like, "Press 3 to uwu you sexy, valid catgirl," troons wouldn't shut up about how many admirers they have calling them.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If these scam bots started leaving messages like, "Press 3 to uwu you sexy, valid catgirl," troons wouldn't shut up about how many admirers they have calling them.

That's given me an idea for my business plan.

 

[Enoby Way]

(Seriously who gets so many phone calls in 2021?)

Anyone on a spammer's list, that's the point.

 

[Hitman One]

Akshelly, asexuals in general have pretty high sex drives. Except when they castrate themselves.

Actual asexuals are as rare as rocking horse shit, much like genuine intersex people. People who genuinely do not have any sexual fantasies or desires have a mental disorder called hypoactive sexual desire disorder. I can only imagine how shit this must be for those poor folk especially if they see hideous deathfats and other degenerates claiming to be asexual because nobody wants to go near their fetid (am)holes.