Well that was quite a marathon of catchup but I think I'm ready to comment, having had to retrieve my tongue several times after swallowing it involuntarily. And bleach my eyeballs.
I am one of those ones that thought she wouldn't actually go through with it, laziness and a colossal failure to follow through on anything but eating being my main reasons. Little did I suspect her colossal ego would outbalance those other two colossal reasons and here we are. Which for you statisticians out there:
Ego - 50%
Sloth - 25%
Tardism - 25%
Shame - 0%
*This is not calculating in her Gluttony, which would be rated 100% and trumps all.
Moving on...
I'm actually optimistic that this might be her calling. She can "photo-shoot" a whole week's worth of material and dole it out piecemeal in small clips. She has no shame so that's not a barrier, and has flobbed off the whole experience to her family as "modeling lingerie" <choke> so it seems the answer to Grandma's dried up gravy train problem.
I say, go for it gorl, and I personally can't wait for "dance videos" as we've been promised the Mashed Potato, for which I will make sure to be seated this time, ie: #exercisevideoholysh*t!!!11!1
I would love to see a dance series. Here's a start... ChanChan Does The CanCan; The Chantilly Tango: The Pizza Pizza Peetz Waltz.
Stuff like that.
Pretty well everything I might have said has been said by others but I agree with the 'farmers who posted about her spiraling, et al. and very much appreciate and applaud those brave souls who signed onto the smoke-billowing, diesel-spewing wreck of this out-of-control choochoo of a shittrain and I am definitely ringside for it.


This is going to be fun!