Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

Marshal Mannerheim said:
Name me one work written by a wokeist that will be studied in 500 years.
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Historians will look at this stuff in the same way as they look at Lysenkoism. If nonsense gets popular enough to be notable it's of historical interest.
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Mein Kampf. Or failing that, Das Kapital.

It'll take more than 500 years to beat the stupidity of the latter out of academia, I fear.
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Marx wasn't "woke" and was actually about as bigoted as the average 19th century German. That's not really the same thing. Political correctness as such is from the 20th century.
 
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What the fuck is this trying to say, other than "I have too much time and money, and should be robbed!"?
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Bored white suburban wives - here she is establishing the righteousness of her scorn. White married women in the suburbs are an acceptable target.

Food cringe - her lashing out at people with a skill she wished she had and because she doesn't. She ridicules it.

Mcmansions - Her attempt to make fun of those who have homes and don't live in an overpriced broom closet like her in an urban area.

Feel Something - Her assumption that their lives lack meaning, because her's does and her life is obvious better then theirs.

Vibrator - Her lesbian belief that their husbands or presumed husbands cant satisfy these women's sexual needs.

Coke habit - The means by which she staves off the cold realization that her life is trash and is so because of herself.

Sensible person - Her admission that a vibrator and a coke habit is her reason for getting up in morning.

Terf/Bourgeoisie - Labels she slaps on to her screed to justify it and expand the number of people who will agree with her.

*Correction* This a dude, or at-least has trans in their bio.

Terf-adjacent - He includes this because he cant grasp that natal woman arent obsessed with their sex organs 24/7.
 
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It's funny how some things can go over people's head, I found this comment under a video that stresses people should remain neutral and not bash one side or another.

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We're totally fucked.

https://equitablemath.org (archive)

I cannot even begin to express just how bad an idea this is. Math does not care if you are white, black, brown, red, green, etc. Numbers do not give a shit about your intersectionality or oppression. But they want to cram it in anyways because, y'know, white supremacy.

How do you solve for X when your only response is 'WELL SHEEEEIIIIIT'?
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
We're totally fucked.

https://equitablemath.org (archive)

I cannot even begin to express just how bad an idea this is. Math does not care if you are white, black, brown, red, green, etc. Numbers do not give a shit about your intersectionality or oppression. But they want to cram it in anyways because, y'know, white supremacy.

How do you solve for X when your only response is 'WELL SHEEEEIIIIIT'?
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Anyone who uses the word ”Latinx” is probably a gringo and has definitely given up his right to be taken seriously.
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
We're totally fucked.

https://equitablemath.org (archive)

I cannot even begin to express just how bad an idea this is. Math does not care if you are white, black, brown, red, green, etc. Numbers do not give a shit about your intersectionality or oppression. But they want to cram it in anyways because, y'know, white supremacy.

How do you solve for X when your only response is 'WELL SHEEEEIIIIIT'?
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Well, the good news is being set back 60 years in math is that it'll make me look like a math genius in comparison once this intersectionality crap self-destructs.
 
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I'm not sure how many of you have been following the story of Gorilla Glue Girl, Tessica Brown, but it's a huge story that spread from Black IG/Twitter to the mainstream news. Basically, after running out of her usual styling product, Tessica used Gorilla Glue to style her hair and the obvious happened. Over a week ago, she posted a clip on IG complaining that her hair had been stuck in a sort of hard shell on her scalp for a month, despite her many attempts to wash the product out. The story went big, with Tessica posting many updates on her situation and Black Twitter following the story obsessively. Tessica eventually went to the ER, received some treatment (they painstakingly rubbed her scalp with acetone to slowly remove the glue), was told it would take many more hours, and decided to leave. When she appraised her thousands of new followers of her plight, the developing narrative became "white doctors neglected her and provided her with half-assed treatment, sending her home to fend for herself -- this is racism!" Tessica established a GoFundMe that raised about $25k, was contacted by an (apparently Ghanaian) LA plastic surgeon who offered to remove the glue for free, and has now successfully undergone what was essentially an annoying but minor procedure to dissolve the glue and restore her head to normalcy. Unfortunately, clips of her post-procedure show her lamenting that she'd cut off her ponytail and complaining that she "needs to get her hair done" as the doctors and staff congratulate her and ask how she feels; she repeatedly dismisses their suggestions that she just wear a hair piece, grumbling that she needs to get her hair fixed for Valentine's Day. She's also supposedly suing the Gorilla Glue company for not having adequate warning labels -- y'know, "don't use as hair gel." Many on Black Twitter called out her seemingly ungrateful attitude at a moment when she should be happy to have a not bald, not burned scalp. However, some still wanted to make the story about how white supremacy is to blame (for the desperation she must have felt over her hair that she'd resort to using Gorilla Glue to style it, for not providing her with adequate treatment in the ER, for calling her "stupid" when she'd just made an innocent mistake...and so on), and how it took a Black Hero to heroically save her head, #BlackHistoryMonth.
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A number of people suggested she just must've been delirious from being "put under for surgery," and that she shouldn't be shamed for her initial reaction -- and "all those men should've backed the fuck up and let her breathe!"
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Now, the surgeon is undoubtedly very generous and should be praised for his pro bono work, but the "surgery" here was an application of adhesive remover, olive oil, and aloe vera -- she was lightly sedated for pain but fully conscious and speaking the entire time. Luckily Tessica is fine now (and she did get a nice new cut and style, also free of charge), but people were losing their fucking minds over her story. I'm sure there will be many thinkpieces from outlets like The Root in the coming days about what it all means.
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Lol. Anyway, in a surpringly happy twist ending, Tessica ended up donating most of the money she'd raised to the doctor's restorative surgery fund. So all's well that ends well.

Edit: The Root reports that she's not suing Gorilla Glue, and that it was just an unfounded rumor. Tessica now even has a booking agent, and is selling her own merch with the phrase "Bonded For Life."
 
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I'm not sure how many of you have been following the story of Gorilla Glue Girl, Tessica Brown, but it's a huge story that spread from Black IG/Twitter to the mainstream news. Basically, after running out of her usual styling product, Tessica used Gorilla Glue to style her hair and the obvious happened. Over a week ago, she posted a clip on IG complaining that her hair had been stuck in a sort of hard shell on her scalp for a month, despite her many attempts to wash the product out. The story went big, with Tessica posting many updates on her situation and Black Twitter following the story obsessively. Tessica eventually went to the ER, received some treatment (they painstakingly rubbed her scalp with acetone to slowly remove the glue), was told it would take many more hours, and decided to leave. When she appraised her thousands of new followers of her plight, the developing narrative became "white doctors neglected her and provided her with half-assed treatment, sending her home to fend for herself -- this is racism!" Tessica established a GoFundMe that raised about $25k, was contacted by an (apparently Ghanaian) LA plastic surgeon who offered to remove the glue for free, and has now successfully undergone what was essentially an annoying but minor procedure to dissolve the glue and restore her head to normalcy. Unfortunately, clips of her post-procedure show her lamenting that she'd cut off her ponytail and complaining that she "needs to get her hair done" as the doctors and staff congratulate her and ask how she feels; she repeatedly dismisses their suggestions that she just wear a hair piece, grumbling that she needs to get her hair fixed for Valentine's Day. She's also supposedly suing the Gorilla Glue company for not having adequate warning labels -- y'know, "don't use as hair gel." Many on Black Twitter called out her seemingly ungrateful attitude at a moment when she should be happy to have a not bald, not burned scalp. However, some still wanted to make the story about how white supremacy is to blame (for the desperation she must have felt over her hair that she'd resort to using Gorilla Glue to style it, for not providing her with adequate treatment in the ER, for calling her "stupid" when she'd just made an innocent mistake...and so on), and how it took a Black Hero to heroically save her head, #BlackHistoryMonth.
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A number of people suggested she just must've been delirious from being "put under for surgery," and that she shouldn't be shamed for her initial reaction -- and "all those men should've backed the fuck up and let her breathe!"
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Now, the surgeon is undoubtedly very generous and should be praised for his pro bono work, but the "surgery" here was an application of adhesive remover, olive oil, and aloe vera -- she was lightly sedated for pain but fully conscious and speaking the entire time. Luckily Tessica is fine now (and she did get a nice new cut and style, also free of charge), but people were losing their fucking minds over her story. I'm sure there will be many thinkpieces from outlets like The Root in the coming days about what it all means.
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Lol. Anyway, in a surpringly happy twist ending, Tessica ended up donating most of the money she'd raised to the doctor's restorative surgery fund. So all's well that ends well.

Edit: The Root reports that she's not suing Gorilla Glue, and that it was just an unfounded rumor. Tessica now even has a booking agent, and is selling her own merch with the phrase "Bonded For Life."
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Huh. This went better than I expected. Good on her, donating the money to charity. And hey, if she's making money off stupid people...well, that's the American Way, isn't it?

She's a still a retard that put superglue in her hair, though.
 
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Mr. ShadowCreek said:
I've noticed that many woke people still like to claim cancel culture doesn't exist. With everything that has happened in the past month how is that even possible. Even non-woke leftist are getting cancelled.
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It doesn't exist if you're rich enough. JK Rowling was fairly unaffected but who knows who many ordinary people were bothered for the same thing.
 
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trannyfucker said:
Amie has pledged to hunt down and kill those who doubt that she's a native


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This dude seems quite interesting

Darryl Leroux | Saint Mary's University (Canada) - Academia.edu

Academia.edu is a place to share and follow research.
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Basically he has written books and papers on how white people dig up a long (400 years) dead native ancestor, and then gibs me dat native bucks.



He has been writing about lying white people pretending not to be white people for YEARS.



The obvious conclusion is that none of these people deserve any special privileges, but I doubt that will happen.


She specifically wants to hunt him down and kill him because essentially any vague claim she might have to being an injun is that almost EVERYONE in Canada has such a claim. So he's not a random Twitter user at all, but someone who has spent years battling against grifters like her,
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I mean, not everyone in Canada, but basically anyone that has ancestry in Canada extending back at least 5 generations, if I understood what I was told by friends there. That said, this Leroux guy sounds like he's an SJW too, based on his comments from 2017 about an uptick in "people identifying as Metis on the census" -
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Name me one work written by a wokeist that will be studied in 500 years.
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I hope a lot of CRT bullshit will be studied in the same light as Mein Kampf.
 
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Mr. ShadowCreek said:
I've noticed that many woke people still like to claim cancel culture doesn't exist.
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They claim that it doesn't but give them a bit of time and they usually admit that it does, and that it's fine if it happens. It seems to go like:

  1. Cancel culture doesn't exist
  2. But if someone is cancelled it's because they deserved it
  3. The person who was cancelled must have deserved it
  4. But what happened is not "cancel culture" it's "shitty people getting what they deserve for being shitty"
 
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Local Fed said:
They claim that it doesn't but give them a bit of time and they usually admit that it does, and that it's fine if it happens. It seems to go like:

  1. Cancel culture doesn't exist
  2. But if someone is cancelled it's because they deserved it
  3. The person who was cancelled must have deserved it
  4. But what happened is not "cancel culture" it's "shitty people getting what they deserve for being shitty"
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!. I would never abuse you
2. But if I did abuse you, it's because you deserved it
3. Look what you made me do
4. Listen, if you just change, this will never happen again
5. Repeat
 
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