Chantal's OnlyFans Brings All the NewFags to the Yard

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It's my first time writing on here and I'm pissed, I barely am able to navigate this site but seriously bothered enough to figure out how to reply to this thread. Sooo, I replied to Chantal's video, which I think is 80% made up after I realized her comment about having bathroom problems in her teens popped up, as any of you chantal watchers know, she claims her IBS-like symptoms started a couple of years ago, more after she contracted C.diff. which isn't in her teens.

Lmao, I feel like "Jasmine the sequel" whilst rambling on about this stuff. Anywho, I made the basic mistake of asking her "So you had bathroom problems back then too?" In which she replied "I'm confused by this question. Xo" , in which where i replied, lmao, and guess that, she blocked me. You'd think because she said Xo, she wasn't bothered right? It's just a simple question. I figured out she blocked me because my friend had asked if I had watched her latest video, I told her I did and that I even wrote a reply. She said "Oh I found your comment, but no reply".


Whats wrong with this girl? Does she realllllly need to make up content in order to justify her meals? I'm not a bully, but her "fake" ass persona gives me asshole tendencies. Now that I edited it, like a moron, I'm totally blocked, my friend says she can't see the comment at all.🙄
 
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thenewclassic said:
It's my first time writing on here and I'm pissed, I barely am able to navigate this site but seriously bothered enough to figure out how to reply to this thread. Sooo, I replied to Chantal's video, which I think is 80% made up after I realized her comment about having bathroom problems in her teens popped up, as any of you chantal watchers know, she claims her IBS-like symptoms started a couple of years ago, more after she contracted C.diff. which isn't in her teens.

Lmao, I feel like "Jasmine the sequel" whilst rambling on about this stuff. Anywho, I made the basic mistake of asking her "So you had bathroom problems back then too?" In which she replied "I'm confused by this question. Xo" , in which where i replied, lmao, and guess that, she blocked me. You'd think because she said Xo, she wasn't bothered right? It's just a simple question. I figured out she blocked me because my friend had asked if I had watched her latest video, I told her I did and that I even wrote a reply. She said "Oh I found your comment, but no reply".


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Whats wrong with this girl? Does she realllllly need to make up content in order to justify her meals? I'm not a bully, but her "fake" ass persona gives me asshole tendencies. Now that I edited it, like a moron, I'm totally blocked, my friend says she can't see the comment at all.🙄
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You might want to remove your YT username (especially if it's your real name) from pictures you posted here. Also, yes - Foodie loves to make shit up on the regular, and blocks anyone whose comments she doesn't like. Nothing new here!
 
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kookie said:
You might want to remove your YT username (especially if it's your real name) from pictures you posted here. Also, yes - Foodie loves to make shit up on the regular, and blocks anyone whose comments she doesn't like. Nothing new here!
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@thenewclassic "It's my first time writing on here and I'm pissed"

Both of you.. lurk moar.

Welcome to the farms.
 
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thenewclassic said:
Lmao. The comments I'm getting, I feel like I'm being hazed.
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Now you've been officially welcomed to the Farms.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Well that doesn't make any sense, everyone is usually so nice on the forum where we viciously mock the obese and disabled.
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Snuckening said:
Do we how much Chantal charges to film herself farting on a cake? I may be in the market.


Only for retards. In my experience, KF is usually pretty civil to newcomers who don't make a complete fuckwit of themselves, the minute the they turn up.
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damn there wasn't a prerequisite before signing up, show me your ways.
 
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Can we just get back to talking about Chantal instead of one-upping each other on how long you’ve been here?

even if she lost a few subs yesterday, her views were higher than they’ve been in awhile, likely because of her glorious announcement and people came to gawk. Too bad it wasn’t monetized.
 
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thenewclassic said:
damn there wasn't a prerequisite before signing up, show me your ways.
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Since you asked nicely, here's part of a post from another thread that hits a lot of the major points.

Even though the original post is in the Amberlynn Reid forum and has some stuff in it that's unique to that forum, you should really read the post in its entirety.

The number one thing to know is that we don't want to know you. We are friendly, but we are not your friends. Revealing personal information is boring for us and dangerous for you. There are crazy people on the internet. We might just be some of them.


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  • If you're still too dense to understand this, kill yourself see visual guide below

1. Select "QUOTE" not reply. Do this for each post that you want to respond to.
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2. Down in the text box, select "INSERT QUOTES"
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3. The popup shows all the posts you quoted. "Click QUOTE MESSAGES".
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4. The quotes are now in the text box. Add your reply between each quote before submitting your post.
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Copy the URL of the video. Not the "embed code" just the simple URL.

At the top of the text box, click the three dots (next to the smiley)
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In the drop-down menu select "MEDIA"

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Paste the URL into the pop-up box and hit "CONTINUE"
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Rasputin's Side Piece said:
NOTES TO NEWFAGS: SOMEWHERE WHEN YOU SIGN UP YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO LURK PRODIGIOUSLY BEFORE POSTING TO GET THE LAY OF THE LAND. I COULDN'T FIND IT, SO I WILL PARAPHRASE:

no1curr about your personal experiences with cows. We don't poke cows or pozload my neghole. No one cares about you.

If you joined today, you better have a decent contribution. Otherwise, lurk until you do.

I did find these, though.

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Noted, Will lurk.
 
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Smoovy Jay said:
Can we just get back to talking about Chantal instead of one-upping each other on how long you’ve been here?

even if she lost a few subs yesterday, her views were higher than they’ve been in awhile, likely because of her glorious announcement and people came to gawk. Too bad it wasn’t monetized.
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Even not being monetized, it brought her views and those people will likely stick around to continue watching the sideshow, at least for a while.

With the attention she's getting on OF I expect the next step for her is to leave YouTube and go to PornHub to fully embrace that her only future is catering to fetishists.
 
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