Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

While I don't think Chantal has put deep intelligent much thought into this new career move, she has put some thought into it. The tester video, the taming of the worst of her gluttony on camera, the Participation Trophy for conquering Box Mountain and now OF, she is putting some kind of momentum behind her career moves. There seems to be a more consistent trajectory than in the past year's death spiral. It really just seems like the last gasps of a drowning man, but here we are.

I bet Peetz is feeling more left out during Chantal's flush of attention. I bet KarateJoe is strangling kittens.

Agreed.
#1. KarateJoe is 100% going postal on some kittens. And baby seals and puppies. If he can even make their general shape out through his blind rage right now. Curious to see if he’ll stick around for/through the OF saga.
#2. Autistic thought, but the Chubbernaught has put some thought into this. Why worry about her reputation and a potential future career? Will she even be alive long enough for that to be a possibility? She has zero job prospects, zero romantic prospects, zero friend prospects... very seriously perhaps zero air-in-her-lungs prospects past age 40. What is she even living for anymore, what does she have to care about? She can’t have kids, she knows she’ll never get married. She’ll never have a family. She’s an absolute shut-in with zero motivation to get out and meet new people. This OF set up is perfect for her and I would be less than surprised if in less than 6 months she does devolve into the nudity part of it. Why not? She can happily live out the last of her years this way, the way she’s truly always wanted. No personal growth, no challenges, all the food she can possibly fit down her gullet and being rewarded for it, and easy money to float her through until her big sleep.
She’s mentioned a few times that she would happily hop into her grave 30-40+ years prematurely if it means she can no-holds-barred mouthfuck sugar and carbs endlessly. I think that’s the truest statement to ever fall out of her butterhuffer hole. And now we’re just witnessing it in real time.
 
She's modeling lingerie (allegedly). What will she do with the worn pairs? I can see Karatejoe paying $49.99 +s/h for a pair of her tent sized skidmarked knickers. If she is going to go degenerate, she should just go all in. (Islamic ratings incoming)

Also, I fully believe that her OF has had a shit ton of traffic to her channel in 24 hrs. So her being in the top percentile may be acurate. However, how many actually signed up though? And how many will renew membership when she doesn't post regularly and when she does it's awkward, vanilla, and full of stammering made up stories that include bodily waste and bitchy women?

I don't think it's going out on a limb to say that most of her stories are boner killers. The rest are just boring filler she spews between bites.

She is in the empowered HAES part of her cycle where she is loving her body and giving the finger to anyone who dares criticize. We all know where this goes from here. 🍿🍿
I wonder what her 'therapist' thinks of this new direction...
 
I wonder what her 'therapist' thinks of this new direction...
Her 'therapist' would be encouraging her to look for & pursue positives in her life, things that make her feel right with herself. We all know how oppositional she is & seemingly she's dived into a shallow, rock filled pool of sludge... just because it's the last thing anyone should do to promote a healthy sense of self worth.

We've seen her flippant, furious, arrogant...

I wonder what f anything, can make her cry in genuine sorrow?
 
Someone got PUP-EYESSSS. What's up with all that peach fuzz on the side of her face?
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Edit to add: She says she isn't mentally well, (no shit sherlock.) and that's the reason she hasn't gotten around to her time warp video yet. "It's too much!" but yet she was able to shimmy herself into a tight shart-stained 2 piece outfit for OnlyFans. :story:
 
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I wonder what f anything, can make her cry in genuine sorrow?
Lockdown measures being changed to include shutting down of all fast food and takeout services.
What's up with all that peach fuzz on the side of her face?
Maybe her eyes are bad enough that she hasn't noticed it. Or she's just too lazy to shave it.
 
Lockdown measures being changed to include shutting down of all fast food and takeout services.

Maybe her eyes are bad enough that she hasn't noticed it. Or she's just too lazy to shave it.
I think she would need to be able to turn her head enough to see it in the mirror, and as we’ve seen in the car, she can’t.

Plus, her face is a lot of real estate. It’s like missing a hole in 10,000 acres of fence.
 
STOP GIVING ME FEASIBLE SOLUTIONS TO MY SELF-IMPOSED PROBLEMS YOU FAT PHOBIC SHITLORDS
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ETA: I love the classic deathfat trope when unboxing food they say "I ordered a medium! They gave me a large!" or "I didn't ask for extra sauce packets, they're so generous!"

Yes. Yes you did.
 
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Where is my damn time warp video?! When was the last time she mentioned intuitive eating? sounds like that's not a thing anymore
Yeah that only fans has her feeling good. She is probably under the impression that people love the way she looks which means she can eat as much as she wants now and keep maintaining and gaining weight. I expect more greasy fried fast food mukbangs in the future.
 
Shoves a biscuit in my face and says "I bet you can smell it!'" No, no I can't. She says she can smell food through computer screens. Shocking.

But the saddest quote from this video was "They didn't have tartar sauce on the sauces online."

"The Sauces Online". Let that sink in. How many times have you ever said that in your lifetime? The Sauces Online.

Rate me autistic, but something about that struck me as one of the saddest things Chantal has ever said. Probably because "sauces" and "online" are the most important things in her life.

Then she mixes up her own tartar sauce concoction from the fridge while never getting up from the computer chair. Her computer chair in front of the fridge.
 
Shoves a biscuit in my face and says "I bet you can smell it!'" No, no I can't. She says she can smell food through computer screens. Shocking.

But the saddest quote from this video was "They didn't have tartar sauce on the sauces online."

"The Sauces Online". Let that sink in. How many times have you ever said that in your lifetime? The Sauces Online.

Rate me autistic, but something about that struck me as one of the saddest things Chantal has ever said. Probably because "sauces" and "online" are the most important things in her life.

Then she mixes up her own tartar sauce concoction from the fridge while never getting up from the computer chair. Her computer chair in front of the fridge.
Her computer chair that probably has PTSD if it was an actual person.
 
No, no I didn't just wake up after a few days of furiously and exhaustively responding to being adored just to eat. But I am hungry, youknowwhatimean guise??

She was pissed at both American and Canadian Pup-eyes in this video? Muh seasoning!!

Wasted Hello Fresh meals and Peetz- who??
 
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