Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

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The hilarious thing is, he likely spent the entire car ride and hours leading up to it thinking of his brilliant story and tricks he would use to convince us that Hy is his lawyer, and it took us collectively about 5 minutes to fully dismantle it multiple ways.

Len spends all his time trying to think of constant alibis, and our bored half-attention still trumps him almost immediately. 10/10
 
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Cthulhu said:
@Schuylkill Valley Lenny? Explain yourself.
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Has he ever actually admitted it before when he's been called out? It happens so often it really must just be habit to quit and try again, as if real life is a video game and if one route doesn't work, you can just try something new.

We're not NPCs, Lenny. We have memories, and life has no save points.
 
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I am almost rendered speechless. How dumb can Len be? By my count this is the seventh or eighth time he has jumped the shark in the course of this thread. Until his fat ass lands in jail, I don't think he will ever stop coming up with stupider and stupider stratagems for outsmarting his imagined foes.

He is like a fat, diabetic Don Quixote who keeps charging the windmill and getting a severe concussion every time, which makes him more brain damaged and more determined to succeed on his next attempt. Oh, and he is accompanied on his quest by a cast of twenty Sancho Panza sockpuppets.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
He holds yard sales frequently, apparently. He has his own Facebook page about it.
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Those yard/art sales are hosted by a guy named Melvin Goldfield who shares a space with Hy Mayerson.

Edit: Apparently Melvin Goldfield is dead and Hy Mayerson was a big fan and actually holds the yard/art sales at his office.

So, basically, @Schuylkill Valley went up to Mayerson's closed office door to take a picture, then saw that a weird garage sale was going on and took pictures of that too.

So, @Schuylkill Valley: Either Mayerson is lying to me (which he has no reason to do) or you are full of shit yet again (which will surprise no one here).
 
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Jashinist said:
Has he ever actually admitted it before when he's been called out? It happens so often it really must just be habit to quit and try again, as if real life is a video game and if one route doesn't work, you can just try something new.

We're not NPCs, Lenny. We have memories, and life has no save points.
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Lenny doesn't play vidya. He thinks it's a waste of time.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony
 
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Schuylkill Valley said:
Mr. Mayerson will be there between 8:00 AM till 4:00 PM.
Address: 3540 Schuylkill Rd, Spring City, PA .
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Explain Gretchen and why you were in her account, then pretended you weren't.
Explain why you said you were at Hy's office today when it was actually shut.
Explain how he's going to represent you when you have zero paper trail as evidence.
Explain the dozens of Facebook accounts you make to support yourself, and bizarrely, to sometimes argue with yourself.
Explain how you recklessly endangered people and got three charges for it.
Explain how you're going to avoid jail.
Explain how you're going to see him in his office tomorrow WHEN IT'S SHUT.
Explain why you shit your pants, and don't disagree when people tell vivid tales about it.
 
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Jashinist said:
Has he ever actually admitted it before when he's been called out? It happens so often it really must just be habit to quit and try again, as if real life is a video game and if one route doesn't work, you can just try something new.

We're not NPCs, Lenny. We have memories, and life has no save points.
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I have been following this thread from its birth and no, I don't recall that he ever has. Sockpuppets, yes. Running away, also yes. Insane bible verses big ol' yes. Playground defense tactics again yes. Admitting fault, not by a long shot.
 
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Len is either illiterate or has finally learned to laugh at himself.

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