Razörfist / The Rageoholic / xRazorfistx / Daniel Paul Harris - Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.

[Mr. Manchester]

Fucking Chantal should have never opened that OnlyFans.

 

[Medulseur]

I get the impression that she is the kind of woman who is never in the mood but will fucking ruin you if you so much as think about an ass that isn't hers.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

So what do you think Razorfist jacks off to?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I blame them both tbh. Maybe touch his peepee more often if you don't want him to tug his rug. At the same time if you're in a relationship, you shouldn't be bopping your own bip.

Reminds me of an old joke.
Guy goes to the doctor and asks him if it's normal to masturbate 3 times a day. The doctor says it's not unhealthy but wonders why the guy jacks off exactly 3 times every day.
"She doesn't like having sex when she's trying to cook."

 

[bigbombguy2222]

You know this is why I always preferred Asalieri back in the day, mother fucker got a healthy and stable life mostly doing the internet shit as a hobby

Say what you want, at least Asalieri has a stable marriage and two kids. He certainly ended up better than Raz0r did, lol.

 

[Rotollo]

So what do you think Razorfist jacks off to?

Something Homosexual, the projection that guy puts out has to mean he's hiding something more than a hollywood director's sex crimes

 

[bigbombguy2222]

So what do you think Razorfist jacks off to?

Himself, obviously. There's pics of it out there.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Doesn't surprise me that someone who jerks himself off in his videos as much as this guy also jerks himself off instead of fucking.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Razor fist? More like death grip doom fist. Maybe you should treat your woman a little better, then perhaps she would care when you have your little coomer moments.

Not gonna lie this is a bit of an over reaction on her part.

That's a very minor reaction if he's acting holier than thou about porn. I don't know much about the dude, but if he's actually one of those trad anti-porn people and his girlfriend is in the next room, yet he chooses porn instead, his hypocrisy being released is the least she could do. It's one of the more sane things a woman could do in this instance, really.

 

[FunPosting101]

and with the follow up
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EDIT: Just in time, too, cos it got yeeted

This is why you don't date women who hate porn, while simultaneously pretending to hate porn yourself.

 

[Hackallier]

Guesses which part got her pissed:

The fact he didn't fuck her or jacking it to other girls?

 

[Crankenstein]

Innocent that bitch ain't.

But why the fuck wouldn't Razorfist pump her to oblivion daily?

Maybe performance anxiety, E.D., secretly a beard?

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of the coomer pundit saga!

Same Razor-Time. Same Razor-channel.

Some chicks are just dead lays, my dude. Could be a great conversationalist, likes cleaning/cooking, wants kids, all that jazz, but if she's bad in the sack lesser men wonder. I'm surprised it wasn't with a fan or something like Jared.

 

[NormieCasual]

Wow, hypocrisy about porn? What's next, a gay priest?

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

When the skinny coomer who blocked you on 2 different accounts for being a realist and not drinking the Kool-Aid of his own hype be the very thing he claims he's not... A soy filled pussy who everyone has jokingly said is getting cucked by Tyrone because his girlfriend is way out of his league.
Now give it a few months until we "shockingly" find out Styx's wife only gave him a crumb of pussy for pity and their marriage is a sham.

 

[Enoby Way]

She outright said that she was pissed not because he jacked it but because he lied to her and thought she was retarded enough to buy whatever shit he told her. The coomer thing was just a way to out him for being a hypocrite.

Besides if your boyfriend told you he didn't watch porn anymore and then you found him watching porn, you'd be pretty fucking pissed that he lied to you like that. Doesn't matter what it's about, the fact that he lied is enough.

Calling herself innocent though... fucking lol at anyone who does that.

 

[beautiful person]

Some chicks are just dead lays, my dude. Could be a great conversationalist, likes cleaning/cooking, wants kids, all that jazz, but if she's bad in the sack lesser men wonder. I'm surprised it wasn't with a fan or something like Jared.

I have a hard time believing a Latin chick, who are crazy by nature, isn't good in bed.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Some chicks are just dead lays, my dude. Could be a great conversationalist, likes cleaning/cooking, wants kids, all that jazz, but if she's bad in the sack lesser men wonder. I'm surprised it wasn't with a fan or something like Jared.

She's a 20 year old, of course she isn't gonna be Belladonna in the flesh. It's Razor's job to ease her into good, kinky sex.
The man is in his mid-to-late 30's FFS!

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

She's a 20 year old, of course she isn't gonna be Belladonna in the flesh. It's Razor's job to ease her into good, kinky sex.
The man is in his mid-to-late 30's FFS!

That's the truth of all those age gap relationships. Those women are still in the ewwy phase.

 

[Crankenstein]

I have a hard time believing a Latin chick, who are crazy by nature, isn't good in bed.

Steriotypes exist, I'll give you that, but they don't apply to 100% of the group. Trust me.

She's a 20 year old, of course she isn't gonna be Belladonna in the flesh. It's Razor's job to ease her into good, kinky sex.
The man is in his mid-to-late 30's FFS!

Why you gotta make it all gross, man?

 

[Not Even Twice]

So what do you think Razorfist jacks off to?

Michael Jackson music videos.