Orbiter DarksydePhil Fan General - Infighting and Cringe Galore 2 (Moderators, et al)

[An Avenging Bird]

Based on your guys' speculation that he's paying for some premium access or whatever, I'd guess he saw some scene early before "public release" pun intended.

Wonder how much Derich pays a month.
All that money depriving poor Phil.

 

[Rumpelstiltzkinz]

Based on your guys' speculation that he's paying for some premium access or whatever, I'd guess he saw some scene early before "public release" pun intended.

Wonder how much Derich pays a month.
All that money depriving poor Phil.

DerichLovesTSM_ : Hey @darksydephil! Good evening! Love that you are playing Pokemon Snap! By the way, Congratulations on your first Jerk Off Instruction video from 2016! How much fun did you have asking "the camera was on the whole time huh?" . Looking forward to your anal scene with the lovely @Almighty_Tevin!

 

[Iron Father]

He just got bodied by a porn star/porn director on Twitter because he's so fucking retarded he complimented a scene not even out yet. This is getting interesting.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Jesus, Phil's fans really are all degenerates. Benzukolives defends him on twitter, gives him money on twitch, and then shits on him on reddit. After which, he jerks it to she-males. And he is (allegedly) a 35 year old married man.

 

[gaarashatan]

'Oh the camera's on. The camera's been on the whole time, huh?'

*bobs back and forth* hellooooooo.........

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

A failure of a human life.

 

[Penix]

I've got the feeling every time someone actually replies to this degenerate it emboldens him to just take that little extra step into degeneracy. Now that we have cleared the hurdle of stroking one out to people pissing on each other, the only natural progression I can think of would be scat. As a DSP fan that would fit right into his alley obviously.

Go get 'em buddy

 

[Personal Jesus]

I didn't realize that besides tagging the "stars", he now also posts pictures of his favorite scenes. His coom addiction only gets worse by the day.

 

[Iron Father]

He's a perfect example of someone using the various degeneracies of the Internet to fill his social life void. I don't consider myself a traditionalist, but Derich is a prime candidate for when traditionalism has a role to play. Arranged marriages exist for speds like him, without a system in place he's going further and further into a cesspool.

Much like DSP, Derich can't look after himself and desperately needs a structural change in his life. Yikes. Attention-seeking Internet coomstresses with pee compilations is a new low.

 

[JamFlowMan]

This raises even more questions. Is Derich so retarded that he is commenting on porn that he hasn't watched? He couldn't have watched it if it isn't available. What the fuck is going on?

Based off this new development my current theory is he's been watching 30 second previews thinking that was the entire video...because he's retarded.

 

[hundredthousand]

Just wait until it's Derichs first date, and he introduces himself, then asks the girl: "So, do you love squirting a bunch?"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

NEW DERICH DEGENRACY ESCALATION:
Asking other degenerates about their jerking off habits

Jesus Christ, Derich. Get some help.
How long until he starts beheading prostitutes and leaving their heads in a flaming oil drum down by the nearest lake?

 

[WWE Champion]

Derich is getting more extreme every week. What will be next?

 

[PieceofShet]

Derich is getting more extreme every week. What will be next?

Any chance he is doing it on purpose? To troll derich watcher?

 

[Penix]

If the situation happens to escalate: FBI or whoever is watching, I have nothing to do with this. These are the sidelines, thank you.

 

[WWE Champion]

Any chance he is doing it on purpose? To troll derich watcher?

No, he is that way.

 

[Iron Father]

Any chance he is doing it on purpose? To troll derich watcher?

Or maybe he's getting off to the reactions of people following him, instead of purposely trolling them?

 

[hundredthousand]

I don't think Derich is even capable of understanding the concept of trolling. I seen him in DSP's chat, doing his usual spamming dumb shit to get Phil's attention.

Meanwhile everyone there is mocking his retarded Twitter antics and he is completely oblivious to it all.

 

[WWE Champion]

And just to hammer it home: Derich is blocking every derractor twitter account on sight, no matter if they interact with him or not. Most likely almost none of them ever interacted with him, so he goes out of his way. Someone who wants to troll people doesn't block the ones he wants to troll. This would be a masterfully planned 300 IQ move which takes into account that blocking people can make them more interested into you, so also requires an understanding of human behavior. But after everything I know about Derich it is hard for me to imagine him being of anything else than at least one standard deviation below average intelligence, even by discounting his social inability by being on the spectrum which can distort the picture.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Any chance he is doing it on purpose? To troll derich watcher?

He'd require 20 more IQ points to be intelligent enough to fathom how to troll people. He isn't even the only coomer on twitter that is THAT BAD, and his brother coomers aren't doing this to troll either.