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didnt pennywise beat up a "terf"?
As someone whos had to deal with dementia with multiple loved family members, had to wipe asses, etc. I don't need to add to the pile of how terrible it is. But I still have 0 sympathy for him. Even less so when he's not the one literally wiping their asses, making sure they drink enough fluids, eat, etc etc etc. Now the rest of the family? I do feel for. Especially the one seated with doing all those tasks.
 
didnt pennywise beat up a "terf"?
As someone whos had to deal with dementia with multiple loved family members, had to wipe asses, etc. I don't need to add to the pile of how terrible it is. But I still have 0 sympathy for him. Even less so when he's not the one literally wiping their asses, making sure they drink enough fluids, eat, etc etc etc. Now the rest of the family? I do feel for. Especially the one seated with doing all those tasks.
Yeah, everyone here who has sympathy for Penny is a better person than I am. Penny might care for his enabler mom, but he is a raging misogynist when it comes to every other woman -- so he kind of deserves losing the one woman who would put up with his shit. I feel sorry for his mom. She got dealt a shitty hand in life: adopting a kid who troons out and now losing her mind. Poor thing. I'm sorry it happened to her, but I'm not sorry it happened to Penny. He's a total shithead who deserves whatever karma delivers.

I wonder where the director of the documentary is going to stay, given there's no room for anything on the Tranch.

Maybe in the frozen alpaca shed of horrors?
Where are they going to put the dead alpacas and frozen chickens? And it is going to take way longer than a day to clean that pig sty. Someone needs to tell the "documentarian" the trick of putting vick's vapo rub under his nose. They use it in morgues to cover up the stench of rotting flesh. It **might** be strong enough to block out the body odor/bad breath/urine/amhole/cat litter/etc. scents that I'm sure permeate the place.
 
Yeah, everyone here who has sympathy for Penny is a better person than I am. Penny might care for his enabler mom, but he is a raging misogynist when it comes to every other woman -- so he kind of deserves losing the one woman who would put up with his shit. I feel sorry for his mom. She got dealt a shitty hand in life: adopting a kid who troons out and now losing her mind. Poor thing. I'm sorry it happened to her, but I'm not sorry it happened to Penny. He's a total shithead who deserves whatever karma delivers.
I feel like most of us are much more invested in the 'this is how Kev treats the people he claims to love' element than we are in the 'feel bad for Penny' part. Recognizing how terrible it is to lose a loved one to cognitive degeneration just shows the level of genuine emotion and sociocultural expectations that his thick skull can repel.
 
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I feel like most of us are much more invested in the 'this is how Kev treats the people he claims to love' element than we are in the 'feel bad for Penny' part. Recognizing how terrible it is to lose a loved one to cognitive degeneration just shows the level of genuine emotion and sociocultural expectations that his thick skull can repel.
Us evil transphobic literally worse than Hitler alt-right terrorist Kiwi Farmers have more compassion and empathy than the Am Hole. I truly cannot put into words just how much Kevin disgusts me.
 
Ua evil transphobic literally worse than Hitler alt-right terrorist Kiwi Farmers have more compassion and empathy than the Am Hole. I truly cannot put into words just how much Kevin disgusts me.
Elephants, lesser primates, wolves, lions, dolphins and whales, and even corvids, are all more social and emotionally intelligent than Kevin. Just off the top of my head, I'm sure there's more. Anything that mourns is a more advanced social creature than Kevin Gibes.
 
Elephants, lesser primates, wolves, lions, dolphins and whales, and even corvids, are all more social and emotionally intelligent than Kevin. Just off the top of my head, I'm sure there's more. Anything that mourns is a more advanced social creature than Kevin Gibes.
So basically, the dogs and cats that shit on the ranch's floor know better than Kevin.
 
Elephants, lesser primates, wolves, lions, dolphins and whales, and even corvids, are all more social and emotionally intelligent than Kevin. Just off the top of my head, I'm sure there's more. Anything that mourns is a more advanced social creature than Kevin Gibes.
Kevin IS a lesser primate, all he does is screech and (attempt to) jerk off all day while showing his figurative ass on the internet.
 
This might be my favorite Kevin tweet, now.

THE COOM COMES FIRST :story:

This is one of my favorite Kevin moments. Can we add this to the OP please?
At 800.

Nothing like waking up to a fresh burning coomer, consumer hell I tell ya hwat:

Kevin is being quite the consoomer(as always) this morning, and has a lot of takes on the Nintendo Direct that happened:

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Hot takes on Skyward Sword and Zelda w/ some responses:
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So happy that Outer Wilds is finally ported to the switch! Totally the console to play it on for the full experience:
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Doesn't like the new coming of age series by Tim Burton:
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Gotta consoom cause its Zelda shit! Can't even use it on his switch but gonna get it anyway:
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Being clueless consoomer on Nintendo toys:
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I just honestly cannot even with this shit. I read the tweet storm that Penny made and the fact that Kevin is just tweeting out all this consoomer, coomer, shit at the same time just makes me wanna have a spit. (:_(Does anyone on the Tranch actually give a fuck right about now? Sure these people suck, but at least Penny is showing some humanity here. I gotta PL slightly here: I usually almost never get mad at people who are just smooth brain consooomers online as their antics are just funny, but once again Kevin proves that you can be everything that's wrong with the world, taking every thing that is usually just funny/somewhat sad shit online, turning it horrifying, and still somehow be a placement on a commune.
🎩 I legit hope Penny has some sort of support net to talk to that isn't fucking Kevin otherwise things are just going to get even more bat shit.
I don't want this to devolve into arguing about video games, but there's a few things about Kevin's statement regarding Skyword Sword HD that I want to point out, and I'll try my best to be objective.

First, the game clearly doesn't need to be HD. It's the Dark Souls: Remastered territory of "at best it's preferential with few exceptions, at worst it's a downgrade." The game is intended to look like impressionist paintings, so by design the textures are muddy and simplistic. The best they can do visually is just increase the screen resolution which, surprise surprise, is the only noticeable difference in comparison images.

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Second, while the controls certainly are an issue with the original game, they also were a novelty to keep the game interesting, at least. Controls aside, since you can choose one or the other, it's a 20 hour game with essentially 10 hours of tutorials and cutscenes, and half of the remaining gameplay is collecting garbage or revisiting the same areas. To people who actually could stand the controls, myself included, the game's issues stretch far beyond being fixed by swapping to button input, even if the dungeon design is among the best in the series. As of right now, there's no information on what gameplay elements are improved, if any.

And lastly, the game is $60. Most games are also $60, but the original game was $50 on release. Apparently a 1080p upscale and removal of motion controls costs an extra $10. If you buy this full price on release, regardless if you've played the original or not, you're a fool with too much disposable income, two qualities we already know Kevin shares.

For once I agree with Kevin.
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Surely Mother Gibes had suffered enough. No need to inform her of her son's Am Hole.
Not like Kevin could have told his mother to begin with considering he's been effectively estranged since before his surgery, his only interactions being either yelling at her or ignoring her problems, but it's still for the best.
 
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