Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
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Tonberry said:
Why are we still going all philosophical on whether or not liking to have sex with gay dudes is gay? We call people gay retards on this website for far less.
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Because it's Russell Motherfucking Queer Greer. Many lolcows wear their hearts on their sleeves, and are open and upfront about their emotions and themselves (Moviebob is a notorious example.) Russell is one of the few cows who knows not to reveal too much (though what he does reveal is hilarious enough to merit 2600+ pages on the Farms), so naturally we're curious about what's going on inside that deformed little skull of his.
 
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I think he's bisexual, or possibly pseudobisexual in the way Blanchard described autogynephilic troons, he gets off on whoever will enable him and pander to his bullshit. Like the "narcsexual" some posters called it.

The really strange thing is how he's on the DL but at the same time he cannot shut up about how he loves using prostitutes. He even knows there's a stigma (rightfully) attached to johns and most people will think of him as either predatory or desperate. Why is he so open and detailed about punting, but so quiet about sexual encounters with men?
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
I think he's bisexual, or possibly pseudobisexual in the way Blanchard described autogynephilic troons, he gets off on whoever will enable him and pander to his bullshit. Like the "narcsexual" some posters called it.

The really strange thing is how he's on the DL but at the same time he cannot shut up about how he loves using prostitutes. He even knows there's a stigma (rightfully) attached to johns and most people will think of him as either predatory or desperate. Why is he so open and detailed about punting, but so quiet about sexual encounters with men?
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I wonder if he equates being gay with being effeminate. He's all about appearing tough and manly, which is why he wants a pretty girl hanging off his arm. But being gay disrupts his worldview of himself as a ladies' man, so he keeps his desire for men under wraps.
 
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I too agree that Russ is narcsexual or whatever and just wants power over any hole no matter who it is. He goes for the hot a-list women because that is what he thinks society deems as top-tier vagine, and that bagging one of them will prove his worth to the world.

I wonder when he has previously stated he is bi if he was testing the waters to see the reaction/how many oppression points he can get from it. It could be an issue of balancing amount of social media asspats vs disapproval from his parents and mormon community. If he got a bigger reaction on social media, he might be more inclined to talk about it more publically, and not give a shit what his parents think. Russell wants to he adored and admired at all costs, and if he thinks he can achieve this with a studly man on his arm then he will go public with it.

I still don't know why he is so public about hookers and not so much the bi thing though, since he knows to some degree that banging hookers is frowned upon by mormons and other factions of society. It could be that his desire to be known as a man who gets a lot of poon overrides him caring about whether it is frowned upon or not. In his mind, he could see that some rock stars and actors and politicians bang hookers and people still respect them, so why should it be different for him.
 
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I think his Narc brain compels him to put down handsome men at all costs, especially when they have a pretty woman on their arm, because he seethes with jealousy and that’s the only way he can soothe his envy.
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Does he think he is being charming or flirty when he puts down instagram girls' boyfriends when they can take one look at his triangle mouth and decide for themselves?
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Rustled Jimmies said:
Does he think he is being charming or flirty when he puts down instagram girls' boyfriends when they can take one look at his triangle mouth and decide for themselves?
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He sounds like he skimmed a PUA book and is trying to assert dominance by telling them what to do. Belittling a current bf is definitely part of the playbook. Of course, this will never work because Russ is simply the bottom of the barrel when it comes to potential bf material. The more he posts, the more I think he has some kind of reverse body dysphoria where he views himself as far more attractive than he really is. He's said he thinks he's a hard 9 if not for his face. He's too clueless to realize that the guys he's putting down probably have a good job and can afford to spoil their gfs with expensive gifts, and take fancy vacations. Meanwhile Russ over here gets pissy if you order too much food if he's paying.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He sounds like he skimmed a PUA book and is trying to assert dominance by telling them what to do. Belittling a current bf is definitely part of the playbook.
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Yeah but when you're negging a girl you need to actually have something to offer her that her current beau doesn't have.

Compare the two. Her boyfriend is tall, looks like he works out, has clean enough hair, probably has a good job to pay for stuff and can actually close his mouth, Ratmouth has none of those things.
 
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