Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas's beat poetry, he loves following the thread and making straw mans out of his critics. Also your communism would make Pol Pot blush Lucas. At least the Soviet Union got the first satellite into space, won the war and built tons of housing, made the population learn to read and write, electrification across the country. Why can't Lucas acknowledge he'd be the first one sent to the gulag for refusing to work for the glorious revolution.

Edit: if you want to talk to the sheeple and radicalize them do a live stream and don’t hang up the phone next time you see your name with “acid” in it

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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Lucas's beat poetry, he loves following the thread and making straw mans out of his critics. Also your communism would make Pol Pot blush Lucas. At least the Soviet Union got the first satellite into space, won the war and built tons of housing. Why can't Lucas acknowledge he'd be the first one sent to the gulag?

He sounds like hes about to cry by the end. Time to get back out in the cold. Hes getting too comfy cozers in that motel

 

[WonderWino]

Tony Soprano
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Someone should point out he's doing the ok symbol and the left says that makes you a nazi these days

Lucas's beat poetry, he loves following the thread and making straw mans out of his critics. Also your communism would make Pol Pot blush Lucas. At least the Soviet Union got the first satellite into space, won the war and built tons of housing, made the population learn to read and write, electrification across the country. Why can't Lucas acknowledge he'd be the first one sent to the gulag for refusing to work for the glorious revolution.

Edit: if you want to talk to the sheeple and radicalize them do a live stream and don’t hang up the phone next time you see your name with “acid” in it

Did anyone else catch that he started crying toward the end of that video

'It is terribly difficult to be a burger flipper at mcdonalds' - lucas werner

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas Werner vs. Pol Pot, Epic Rap Battles of History!

fuck pol pot was horrible

https://youtu.be/My5p4vk1sog

 

[Wernology]

He sounds like hes about to cry by the ebd. Time to get back out in the cold. Hes getting to comfy cozers in that motel

His widdle phone even shakes at the end in an attempt to convey emotions while making us stare at his aluminum foil bowl of vomit that he was smacking on throughout.

Someone should point out he's doing the ok symbol and the left says that makes you a nazi these days

Oh, I definitely did. I'm sure he'll get a few more gray hairs and a larger bald spot over it.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Thanks for the kool-aid Reverend Wern

https://youtu.be/Ykeoz7AIB9A
We’ll seize the means of reproduction...

https://youtu.be/EGSd_wfuMw0

More beat poetry

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas lying again, claiming he graduated high school in 1998, despite the fact he admitted in 2010 (and its in his reflections on page 39) that he 'didn't quite get the credits he needed to graduate' and was doing that remote credit stuff (and never completing it, which came up when he signed up for college) when he was living with cyril

He is also showing how stupid he is, as yet again he is writing down everything before he says it. He's done this before to keep himself on topic, otherwise he goes off on insane tangents

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Lucas lying again, claiming he graduated high school in 1998, despite the fact he admitted in 2010 (and its in his reflections on page 39) that he 'didn't quite get the credits he needed to graduate' and was doing that remote credit stuff (and never completing it, which came up when he signed up for college) when he was living with cyril

He is also showing how stupid he is, as yet again he is writing down everything before he says it. He's done this before to keep himself on topic, otherwise he goes off on insane tangents

I think he's reading it all from a crib sheet. I'm pretty sure I've seen at least some of what he's burbling about posted on imgur/twitter, so he's most likely gone looking for things he thinks support his mentally impaired theories and then parrots it back.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Im really enjoying this W-1000 Werninator look. I wonder what dumpster he found these sunglasses in.

 

[WonderWino]

The lack of self awareness in these videos is staggering:

I almost spit my coffee out at 'it was a hundred degrees in the arctic last year'

What planet was he on last year exactly?

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Also the Insane Pedo: His way of "respecting" women.
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The Freak has also called the poor that live in trailer parks --trailer trash. So much for the Insane Pedo "respecting" the marginalized too.

Jeeeezus fuck man, I hadn't seen this fb post, holy shit. Seething incel Lucas is one of his most entertaining modes. This is also a great example of one of his funniest delusions: "You want me to stop whining? Give me what I want!" As if his annoying behavior gives him leverage. As if women as a group, a whole generation of young women who don't know him, are hurt by his insults and will do anything to get him to stop, either throw themselves at him or even, as he suggests here, "commit suicide". He also hilariously gets his "logic" backwards at that part: "Then what are you going to do to stop me, you female versions of Adolph Hitler? Commit suicide? It's be greedy with the pussy or commit suicide?" Um obviously they will choose to continue to be "greedy" with "the pussy" (a resource they are hoarding and not a part of their bodies they have agency over). The choice you meant to give them, Lucas you numb fuck, is "share the pussy or commit suicide". He's too stupid to even correctly give a wildly insane predator ultimatum while howling into the void of the internet.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I love how he’s spitting numbers from a jumble of memes and is trying to string together facts in a desperate bid to appear smart, quoting MLK’s critiques of capitalism and pulling out stuff most people already know like it’s super enlightening to the “sheeple”. I follow a bunch of these socialist and anti-capitalist memes but I still can’t find the An-Com McDonalds uprising idea, I think that might be Lucas’s own original brain fart it’s too dumb. Like there is substance to some of the stuff he is referencing and you could spend days delving into it by listening to various economists, philosophers, climate and political scientists but the fact remains that Lucas is going to need shelter after his hotel voucher expires and leftist memes won’t keep him dry when he’s stuck out in the cold.

 

[WonderWino]

I love how he’s spitting numbers from a jumble of memes and is trying to string together facts in a desperate bid to appear smart, quoting MLK’s critiques of capitalism and pulling out stuff most people already know like it’s super enlightening to the “sheeple”. I follow a bunch of these socialist and anti-capitalist memes but I still can’t find the An-Com McDonalds uprising idea, I think that might be Lucas’s own original brain fart it’s too dumb. Like there is substance to some of the stuff he is referencing and you could spend days delving into it by listening to various economists, philosophers, climate and political scientists but the fact remains that Lucas is going to need shelter after his hotel voucher expires and leftist memes won’t keep him dry when he’s stuck out in the cold.View attachment 1935944

Nothing like bragging about how you're going to radicalize people when you're a known schizophrenic with a history of domestic violence and other questionable behavior. Its not something its wise to talk about doing

That said, I suspect his mcdonalds revolution insanity is, as you said, is own invention. Likely because mcdonalds is the only place he ever worked at and apparently hated every minute of. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks he is a worker because he spent a few months manning a deepfryer and failing miserably. He latches on to it cause its the only thing he even remotely knows about work

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Please demand the flatbill sex havers to share their 18 year old girls with you at the one motel you can pay cash to stay at, or you'll narc them, Lucas.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Please demand the flatbill sex havers to share their 18 year old girls with you at the one motel you can pay cash to stay at, or you'll narc them, Lucas.

Unless he intended that specifically for Isaac, what's with the threatening to call the po-po; they aren't gonna do shit?
He really does just operate on some different Escherian version of reality.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Jeeeezus fuck man, I hadn't seen this fb post, holy shit. Seething incel Lucas is one of his most entertaining modes. This is also a great example of one of his funniest delusions: "You want me to stop whining? Give me what I want!" As if his annoying behavior gives him leverage. As if women as a group, a whole generation of young women who don't know him, are hurt by his insults and will do anything to get him to stop, either throw themselves at him or even, as he suggests here, "commit suicide". He also hilariously gets his "logic" backwards at that part: "Then what are you going to do to stop me, you female versions of Adolph Hitler? Commit suicide? It's be greedy with the pussy or commit suicide?" Um obviously they will choose to continue to be "greedy" with "the pussy" (a resource they are hoarding and not a part of their bodies they have agency over). The choice you meant to give them, Lucas you numb fuck, is "share the pussy or commit suicide". He's too stupid to even correctly give a wildly insane predator ultimatum while howling into the void of the internet.

Lucas’s patented technique of trying to get puss puss is the ”I’ll hold my breath until I get my way!” routine.

Most people figure out that doesn’t work around the age of 4.

 

[LeeLoo]

Unless he intended that specifically for Isaac, what's with the threatening to call the po-po; they aren't gonna do shit?
He really does just operate on some different Escherian version of reality.

Ummm....isn’t this the very faggot who once boasted, on video, about attempting to extort/bribe his neighbors for sex with young women? Yet he’s suddenly ranting about guys resorting to illegal means to get women? What in the actual fuck??

 

[neutral grandpa]

Please demand the flatbill sex havers to share their 18 year old girls with you at the one motel you can pay cash to stay at, or you'll narc them, Lucas.

So he previously lost his apartment because he was threatening his neighbors over basically the same thing. Anytime lucas sees anyone with a girl he gets extremely angry and makes a fool of himself saying he will call the police (despite the fact hes an anarchist who hates cops by his own words). Lucas will never learn from past mistakes or change

 

[Wernology]

I think he's reading it all from a crib sheet. I'm pretty sure I've seen at least some of what he's burbling about posted on imgur/twitter, so he's most likely gone looking for things he thinks support his mentally impaired theories and then parrots it back.

Oh, he was.

He flittered on camera for a fleeting second, so of course I put a text overlay there laughing about it.

Edit: Lucas is mad that other guys at the flebag motels are getting laid there and he isn't, based on his latest video.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

God, he's so fucking jealous of Isaac.