Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Local Fed]

I finally found a photo from her alleged paparazzi encounter https://pagesix.com/2021/02/09/marg...n-bale-are-back-on-set-and-more-star-snaps/#5

FUCK.

 

[Umaibae]

She’s gained, what, at least 50-80lbs in the last year alone???

Anyway, I’ve always wanted to go to the Madonna Inn because I love weird shit. I can never go there now. It’s permanently tainted.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

She’s gained, what, at least 50-80lbs in the last year alone???

Anyway, I’ve always wanted to go to the Madonna Inn because I love weird shit. I can never go there now. It’s permanently tainted.

Can you imagine booking a room at the same time Tess shows up?
Hearing her nasal vocal fry would set my teeth on edge. And you know she's one of those women who are loud; you would know where she is in the hotel at all times.

 

[Trombonista]

This feels very “I can say this because I have black friends” to me. Also another iM QweEeEEEerRr comment.

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This is the one situation where a Jojo reference would have been less obnoxious.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I finally found a photo from her alleged paparazzi encounter https://pagesix.com/2021/02/09/marg...n-bale-are-back-on-set-and-more-star-snaps/#5
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FUCK.

Just...FUCK.

Tess, you call the paparazzi in to take pics of you looking good. Not exposing to the world how awful you look without photoshop.

Golly, I wonder why this pic didn’t make it to Tess’ IG??? She wasn’t even brash enough to get it shopped and post it, because she knows the original is already out there.

Christ but that stomach hanging halfway to her knees...

 

[BIG DADDY]

I know sports bras compress and hide the girls but literally where are her tits. Half the size or less compared with other pictures and sad pancake shape?? A step above Kelly or Anna if I’m being generous but the bar is on the fucking floor at that point. Her gunt would hit the door before her chest

 

[GrouchiCorn]

that white color is also hella unflattering. You can really see every ripple of cellulite and it just makes her look bigger. Dark colors, Tess.. they are your friend. Well, at least more friendly that the white stay puft marshmallow look.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'm dead

 

[Angry New Ager]

that white color is also hella unflattering. You can really see every ripple of cellulite and it just makes her look bigger. Dark colors, Tess.. they are your friend. Well, at least more friendly that the white stay puft marshmallow look.

She could not have chosen a worse outfit had she tried. Her thighs look like kitchen trash bags filled with spoiled cottage cheese. Even the ugly green get-up she just got from Flabletics would have been better than this.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Anybody can get raped. But Tess lies, and she’ll say anything for attention.

Back to perfume, my favorite topic: here is how Dolly is described on Fragrantica “Dolly by Dolly Parton is a Oriental Floral fragrance for women. This is a new fragrance. Dolly was launched in 2021. Top notes are Black Currant, Pear, Mandarin Orange and Peony; middle notes are Jasmine, Lily-of-the-Valley and Vanilla orchid; base notes are Amber, Sandalwood, Fir, Musk, Patchouli and Tonka Bean.”

It doesn’t say who the Nose is, which often gives a clue to the deliciousness of a fragrance.

It sounds a mess, tbh. Reviews are all over the place. Moderate sillage, powdery, sweet. Very pretty and mature, Unisex, reminiscent of Cloud, another says La Vie Est Belle, one says heart is all Jasmine., another says it’s generic...can’t smell the fir or currant

With such all over the place remarks
Tess, picky perfume wearer, could have come up with anything, picked out any of the ingredients to comment on. . She knows nothing about perfume, I’m guessing. Most celebrity frags are pretty bad so I’d be surprised if this was different but I’m sure Dolly lovers will buy no matter what.

The only perfume chemical Tess could pick up on would be cake.

Don't ever trust someone who says she loves Tom Ford perfumes because they smell like bacon.

Pro-tip: Being obsessed with perfume for the vanity aspect does not an expert make. She loves clothing to but has absolutely zero knowledge of anything beyond how it looks to her specifically.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Let's not forget this interview of Mess Tess, who looks positively gargantuan next to REAL model Cherry Dollface. And this was before her additional 150lb weight gain.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

FUCK.

Just...FUCK.

Tess, you call the paparazzi in to take pics of you looking good. Not exposing to the world how awful you look without photoshop.

Golly, I wonder why this pic didn’t make it to Tess’ IG??? She wasn’t even brash enough to get it shopped and post it, because she knows the original is already out there.

Christ but that stomach hanging halfway to her knees...

The real reason for that picture is to try to (fake) prove to Flabletics that she actually does some form of exercise so they won’t drop her. Remember her January “callout” where she was angry about having to actually put some effort into being a brand “ambassador”? Looks like they didn’t back down so now she has to pretend to work out instead of just trying on the clothes once in her bedroom.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I know sports bras compress and hide the girls but literally where are her tits. Half the size or less compared with other pictures and sad pancake shape?? A step above Kelly or Anna if I’m being generous but the bar is on the fucking floor at that point. Her gunt would hit the door before her chest

She uses her Christmas ham arms to push her hanging side flaps of fat forward and up into the breast area, it’s how she can force that eight mile San Andreas Fault cleavage when we know from (non selfie) photos her tits are sad, flat dinner plates with nipples pointing straight down.

 

[Actinidia]

Their size chart says 3x is a US 20-22, so she's claiming to still be the same size she claimed in 2015. Her arms grew their own gunts since then, but sure Tess, you're still a dainty 3x beluga and not a 5x orca.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Let's not forget this interview of Mess Tess, who looks positively gargantuan next to REAL model Cherry Dollface. And this was before her additional 150lb weight gain.

Whoa, I had forgotten how staggering her Beetlejuice shrunk head-look was when she was "smaller". She looks like a normal weight gorl is wearing a fat suit!

 

[TurdFondler]

She looks like a normal weight gorl is wearing a fat suit!

That was her meal ticket, her only saving grace and she fucked it up completely.

 

[Burn Book]

Seeing her recent photos and then going back to the first pages of her thread to see how she looked 5 years ago is quite an experience.

 

[Water-T]

Whoa, I had forgotten how staggering her Beetlejuice shrunk head-look was when she was "smaller". She looks like a normal weight gorl is wearing a fat suit!

Unfortunately for Tess, nature finally caught up with her and all that fat found a new home as chins 2 through 7.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

I accidently clicked page 1 vs go back 1 page and... well thought we could all enjoy.

@multiverse shout out as a lot of these are taken from your posts.

What tess thinks she looks like


The stark reality
- nice receding hairline
- she so fat her traps literally mound into her skull


You could out that sports bra over that arm and it would actually look like her third tit


I reckon she is probably minimum 50lbs heavier than this photo and look at the rolling folds that never end


What is the shape of this arm? Like I feel that I'm seeing a reflection in a hall of mirrors.

Plus. LOL, GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE

 

[Nectarine]

Was trying to find more paparazzi photos of Tess and came across her thread on this forum for feeders. Seems like a lot of them believe she purposely caters to the fetish, which would just confirm what people have been saying in this thread for years. They've also got a lot of early photos of her that I hadn't seen.

This particular post is pretty interesting. Wonder if there's anything to it?