DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Father]

Phil is again complaining about fake tips tonight, and at one point paused the stream to refund some. He apologized for doing this.
One wonders why he can't just do this after.

Phil then had to verify a real tip, and as he did, commented that the was receiving a lot of fake tips, but was taking care of them behind the scenes and not telling us about them.

So... did he forget that he sat there refunding them and explaining that he was getting a ton of fake tips 15 minutes ago?
Or does he in fact take care of them after the stream... meaning that there was no need to stop and waste time refunding them on stream?
Or are they all fake so he can't keep track of when he is acting like it's happening?

This isn't even a begging narrative... it's just fucking lunacy. This doesn't make sense to anyone even remotely paying attention to what is being said and done on camera.

I have no idea what the hell he's doing or pretending to do behind-da-scenes, but I think grinding the stream to a halt and refunding them in front of his audience is a very purposeful guilt tripping tactic. They see him get all upset, he punishes them with silence and sighs, and then they step it up to get their help-da-pig-defeat-da-haterz dopamine hit.

It's all part of the emotional manipulation. Even if he's completely lying and when he claims he's refunding a tip on his phone he's actually just Googling up Fred Meyers discounts of the week, he's making sure we all see it and feel bad for him.

You wanna know why Phil is fucking lying about being a Diablo 2 fan? His reaction gave him away the moment the remaster was announced, someone in his chat informed him of it and his response? “So, Blizzard just announced the remaster of a 20 year old game? Wow, who cares? See, these big game companies don’t even try anymore. They don’t do anything new.”

Now contrast this with looking at how many game remasters have made his end of year "best of" lists.

The classic Phil lie with just a tiny sprinkling of believable truth on top.

Sinking shots nonstop to the point the coach commented positively on it? That's the classic Phil trying to raise himself up like a chad that we all know is bullshit through and through. But fucking up at dribbling the ball? You know, dribbling the ball, the one primary fundamental act in basketball, that anybody can figure out how to do after going outside and fucking around with a basketball for just a few minutes? Yeah, Phil being such a tardlet that he couldn't even wrap his head around dribbling the ball is the part I believe.

I'd be happy to provide what I theorize really happened, if Phil ever bothered to play for a basketball team: He walked in, couldn't even dribble the ball properly nor even figure out how to shoot the ball, and the coach told Momma Burnell that Phil was "a little too special" to play for their team, then she bought him two McDonald's Happy Meals on the way back home where he continued to fuck up repeatedly at World 1-1 of Mario for the rest of that day.

Another thing he stole from a movie and made it his life?

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[Generic_Detractor2021]

I have no idea what the hell he's doing or pretending to do behind-da-scenes, but I think grinding the stream to a halt and refunding them in front of his audience is a very purposeful guilt tripping tactic. They see him get all upset, he punishes them with silence and sighs, and then they step it up to get their help-da-pig-defeat-da-haterz dopamine hit.

It's all part of the emotional manipulation. Even if he's completely lying and when he claims he's refunding a tip on his phone he's actually just Googling up Fred Meyers discounts of the week, he's making sure we all see it and feel bad for him.

Agreed. I think his stupid narrative is that he needs to refund it right away AND block the person from tipping, so that they can't keep doing it, and in turn cost phil even more money in potential "refund fees" (2.9% of tip + 0.30 or whatever number it is). I can *kind of* understand the blocking part (assuming it's true), but there really is no reason he cant refund them after the stream. Maybe his mentality is "if I have to suffer through these fake tips, then so do you".

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The classic Phil lie with just a tiny sprinkling of believable truth on top.

Sinking shots nonstop to the point the coach commented positively on it? That's the classic Phil trying to raise himself up like a chad that we all know is bullshit through and through. But fucking up at dribbling the ball? You know, dribbling the ball, the one primary fundamental act in basketball, that anybody can figure out how to do after going outside and fucking around with a basketball for just a few minutes? Yeah, Phil being such a tardlet that he couldn't even wrap his head around dribbling the ball is the part I believe.

I'd be happy to provide what I theorize really happened, if Phil ever bothered to play for a basketball team: He walked in, couldn't even dribble the ball properly nor even figure out how to shoot the ball, and the coach told Momma Burnell that Phil was "a little too special" to play for their team, then she bought him two McDonald's Happy Meals on the way back home where he continued to fuck up repeatedly at World 1-1 of Mario for the rest of that day.

He didn't want to be apart of the team because everyone else on the team was a nigger Tevin.

 

[Iron Father]

New Phil lore dropped, he tried out for the basketball team and was the best the coach had ever seen, he was sinking shot after shot, the coach was like "omg you're amazing kid!" but he couldn't dribble very well so he didn't make the cut.

I knew I'd heard this lore before so I did some digging on Pigpiggo.

November 7th, 2017:
Coach - "Dood! You're like, you can shoot from anywhere but I can't have you on da team if you can't move da ball!"

This guy is a massive fucking clown.

 

[ProvenWrong]

I knew I'd heard this lore before so I did some digging on Pigpiggo.

November 7th, 2017:
Coach - "Dood! You're like, you can shoot from anywhere but I can't have you on da team if you can't move da ball!"

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This guy is a massive fucking clown.

What a weird ass logic. Even as a kid. Why would you try out tor the team if you can't dribble ?

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Coach - "Dood! You're like, you can shoot from anywhere but I can't have you on da team if you can't move da ball!"

It's weird how basketball has this thing called "passing the ball" so if you were to, hypothetically, have a guy on the team that had 100% flawless accuracy at shooting the ball and making a basket, yet couldn't move the ball forward himself, he would still be a pretty valuable asset on your team if you employ the strategy to have your other players move the ball forward and then pass to him whenever he was in position to make those flawless shots "from anywhere".

Maybe Phil will try to argue pigroach semantics on this if somebody pressed him on the issue. "Come AHN dood, coach said I could SHOOT from anywhere, he never said I was actually able to make BAHSKETS from anywhere! Debunked."

 

[DeeTracktor]

Shoot Phillip, Shoot!

 

[TankMelee]

I knew I'd heard this lore before so I did some digging on Pigpiggo.

November 7th, 2017:
Coach - "Dood! You're like, you can shoot from anywhere but I can't have you on da team if you can't move da ball!"

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This guy is a massive fucking clown.

Grammar/elementary school? It sounds like he was just looking at school sports (read: activities to mostly distract literal children) and was buying into the coach encouraging 8-year-old DSP as he takes shots. Then he can't figure out how to move the ball, maybe a 9-year-old makes a joke because he knows what basketball looks like, so young DSP gets disappointed and gives up. I know there are children and parents that take it seriously, but at that age it's mostly to keep kids active and social.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What a weird ass logic. Even as a kid. Why would you try out tor the team if you can't dribble ?

If you've paid attention, Phil does dribble, just not basketballs.

 

[Lolidaki]

You wanna know why Phil is fucking lying about being a Diablo 2 fan? His reaction gave him away the moment the remaster was announced, someone in his chat informed him of it and his response? “So, Blizzard just announced the remaster of a 20 year old game? Wow, who cares? See, these big game companies don’t even try anymore. They don’t do anything new.”

seriously dipshit outright called it a "non-announcement" alongside Diablo 4 due to it "not being a new game" and 4 being "expected", this manchild hasn't played a single second of fucking Diablo, but remember only "psychopath stalker idiots" look for contradictions in his statements and obvious lies.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Theory: the cuck that tipped like 4 separate times on Saturday night's Guantanamo Bay torture Mareeo stream is OIC.

Comments were directed at whatever the fuck the name was about regretting this money black holeing when the dude can't afford to retire in 30 years and I noticed HHR responded to the comments. Twice.

Edit: can I trashcan myself?

 

[Jasper2K]

I knew I'd heard this lore before so I did some digging on Pigpiggo.

November 7th, 2017:
Coach - "Dood! You're like, you can shoot from anywhere but I can't have you on da team if you can't move da ball!"

View attachment 1937990

This guy is a massive fucking clown.

Phil must have been a real chad when he was younger. Had hot latinas grabbing his nuts, was a body builder, valedictorian, fought off some guy attacking him with a bowie knife resulting in pipes bursting, had tons of friends, never did any drugs besides that one time and lets not forget he was FOURTH place at evo.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The classic Phil lie with just a tiny sprinkling of believable truth on top.

Sinking shots nonstop to the point the coach commented positively on it? That's the classic Phil trying to raise himself up like a chad that we all know is bullshit through and through. But fucking up at dribbling the ball? You know, dribbling the ball, the one primary fundamental act in basketball, that anybody can figure out how to do after going outside and fucking around with a basketball for just a few minutes? Yeah, Phil being such a tardlet that he couldn't even wrap his head around dribbling the ball is the part I believe.

I'd be happy to provide what I theorize really happened, if Phil ever bothered to play for a basketball team: He walked in, couldn't even dribble the ball properly nor even figure out how to shoot the ball, and the coach told Momma Burnell that Phil was "a little too special" to play for their team, then she bought him two McDonald's Happy Meals on the way back home where he continued to fuck up repeatedly at World 1-1 of Mario for the rest of that day.

What other DSP Sports Chad lore will he grace us with in the future or has already done so in the past?

My karate sensei told me that I had the most powerful and graceful ushiro mawashi geri he has ever seen and that I could easily beat up both Scorpion and Sub-Zero, but he couldn't promote me to 9th kyu because I couldn't do a mae geri properly.
My soccer coach told me I did the most graceful and technically on-point rainbow flick he has ever seen in his life and that I could outdribble Maradona himself, but I couldn't make the team because I couldn't kick the ball correctly to even do a basic short pass.
My ice hockey coach told me that I had the most accurate shots that could rip through the net with how powerful they were, but every time I took the field I fell flat on my ass because I couldn't ice skate.

Add yours below!

 

[Iron Father]

Doesn't he claim to be a beast at chess?

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Phil is the kind of player that at the end of season awards night they would come up with some bullshit like "most well behaved player" so that he doesn't feel left out. And he would go home brimming with joy thinking he was valued and at the top of his game.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Doesn't he claim to be a beast at chess?

He's only stated he knows how to play

 

[JamFlowMan]

Well here is Phil's review of Diablo 3. Unfortunantly it's on his channel so you filthy thieves should make sure that ad block is turned on. Not a huge Diablo guy myself so those better versed can point out errors if they so choose.

Didn't watch much myself but caught a funny moment where Phil is giving Blizzard shit for the auction house saying it's selfish to expect people to pay more money when they already bought the game. Of course Phil expecting the tip goal to be hit for sub reward streams is completely different the world isn't black and white you nudniks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWZohUH-zwY

 

[SPhobos]

He's only stated he knows how to play

no dood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Cl-wGomxM&t=173

he joined the chess club in high school and was totally better than everyone else

 

[PieceofShet]

Doesn't he claim to be a beast at chess?

Soma was watching the watch dogs tihydp in which dsp had to play chess. He had no idea about strategy or how to play chess.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Doesn't he claim to be a beast at chess?

For a claim that came from the pig himself, the only thing I can think of is... I don't think so. Philpig wasn't a chess beast in reality, I think is that he knows how to play chess, but in the end he'll just lose and possibly raging over it.