Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

[Useful_Mistake]

If we're pretending to be random celebrities here, can I be Christian Bale? See PFP.

Sure. She will probably believe it too.

 

[Whale Spotter]

I will not stand for this grammatically incorrect slander!

OMG I am sooo sorry I never meant to misspell your name. Please forgive me, I will go watch your new movie once the big coof restrictions are over.

How did your complaint to DoJ go?

I am sure it went great, they came all the way to Europe and told me I was under arrest for shitposting...

If we're pretending to be random celebrities here, can I be Christian Bale? See PFP.

Under Pam's logic if you use the name + picture on your profile you are 100% that person, so hello Mr. Bale.

I'm going to bed. I'm turning my phone off so's you cant see me pictures, Alan. Remember to throw Jizzlaine a bone in her cage, she's gotta be hangry tonight

For those new to this cow, you should know that Pam believes that we are all inside her phone. She is a retard in technology, law, common sense and pretty much any other topics.
Also her reading comprehension is shit and she reads things that validates her delusions everywhere.

 

[Kimchi4breakfast]

Sadly, probably not easy at all. However, it's not all bad. In the EU you have access to a huge variety of delicious snacking food, especially in the eastern areas. Piroshki by different names in various nations bordering the Slavic states are generally fucking awesome as well.

However, a Spam musubi is very easy to make and tastes every bit as good, so let's try this anyway.

Buy a tin of Spam (personal preference is for low-sodium Spam but original is fine too but you might find it over-salty as tastes differ on your side of the Atlantic) and slice it in the same shape as the can, you should get 8 slices, or 10 thinner ones (a bit too thin for me) and fry lightly on both sides, then remove and dredge in teriyaki sauce (some use mirin and soy sauce instead, but that's getting a bit hardcore for Europe) and re-fry to your preference.

Before preparing the spam, you should have a bowl of cooked sushi-grade short grain sticky rice still warm (do not vinegar as you would for edo-mai sushi, you might be able to sub a short grained Italian arboro rice as well if that's easier for you to get. lightly salted either way) and a single sheet of nori, wetted and sliced into 2cm strips or thinner/thicker as you prefer, they aren't crucial.

Anyway, form the sushi rice into a pad of your desired thickness shaped to match the slices of spam, lay a Spam slice on top, wrap a strip of Nori to hold it together, let them set for a few minutes (better to wrap in cling-wrap if not using sushi grade rice) then enjoy you some "broke de mouth grinds" as the Hawaiians would put it.

God where is my life at when I'm shouting spam-based recipes into the void on the Kiwi fucking Farms on a thread about a crazy-ass lolcow who has nothing to do with food or reality? Welp! So be it. Enjoy the best fusion of Hawaiian and Japanese cuisine that was ever smashed together, Kiwi Fams!

Tiniest suggestion. When you pan fry the spam, sprinkle with sugar for extra caramelized goodness.

We're not making health food here, so may as well go all the way!

 

[Narr Then]

Nobody is forcing you to post here.

Nobody is forcing you to keep the thread.

The board rules, that you agreed to when you made an account, are what keeps the thread here.

People will only stop posting on here when you get psychological help, realise that your delusions aren't real, and stop making a fool of yourself online.

Or, when you die and the thread gets an inactive tag.

Sad to say, I know which one my money is on. You're never going to admit to yourself or your Dr that you're mentally ill.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

What are you all going to do when Harvey Weinstein dies? I hope all of you end it to be with him in the afterlife.

My name is Jonathan Yaniv and I sometimes go by Jessica Simpson, I think Joe Biden touched me inappropriately. Did he touch you too Pam?

Hillary Clinton are you Jonathan Yaniv?

The board rules, that you agreed to when you made an account, are what keeps the thread here.

People will only stop posting on here when you get psychological help, realise that your delusions aren't real, and stop making a fool of yourself online.

Or, when you die and the thread gets an inactive tag.

Sad to say, I know which one my money is on. You're never going to admit to yourself or your Dr that you're mentally ill.

I hope you have a will. My delusions? I think you're confused about your dick size. Captain miniature.

Why don't you sign a death pact for Harvey?

Lmao....the funniest thing ever is how you all acted like I'd be friends with you pathetic fucks or respect you.

The board rules, that you agreed to when you made an account, are what keeps the thread here.

I didn't make an account.

 

[Narr Then]

I hope you have a will. My delusions? I think you're confused about your dick size. Captain miniature.

Why don't you sign a death pact for Harvey?

What do I need a will for?

I don't have a penis Pammy. And a clitoris does tend to be a lot smaller than a penis, yes. No confusion there.

You've woken up all hangry haven't you. Why don't you go and get some breakfast before rage posting on here. You'll feel a lot better for it.

None of us want to be your friend Pammy. It's usually better to keep nutters at arms length IRL.

I didn't make an account.
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You're posting from the account you made you tard.

Seriously, go eat something, sheesh

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Pam is fat and schizophrenic, and I would not have sex with her.

Here's someone you can have sex with.

What do I need a will for?

I don't have a penis Pammy. And a clitoris does tend to be a lot smaller than a penis, yes. No confusion there.

You've woken up all hangry haven't you. Why don't you go and get some breakfast before rage posting on here. You'll feel a lot better for it.

None of us want to be your friend Pammy. It's usually better to keep nutters at arms length IRL.


You're posting from the account you made you tard.

Seriously, go eat something, sheesh

You should swallow a gun.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

What are you all going to do when Harvey Weinstein dies? I hope all of you end it to be with him in the afterlife.

Same thing as always probably. No one here gives a fuck about Weinstein other than you.

Hillary Clinton are you Jonathan Yaniv?

"Real person x, are you real person y?"
You do realize how retarded you sound, right?

Lmao....the funniest thing ever is how you all acted like I'd be friends with you pathetic fucks or respect you.

Nobody wants to be friends with you.

I didn't make an account.
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You are posting from your account you absolute autist. Do you even know what account means?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Same thing as always probably. No one here gives a fuck about Weinstein other than you.

"Real person x, are you real person y?"
You do realize how retarded you sound, right?

Nobody wants to be friends with you.

You are posting from your account you absolute autist. Do you even know what account means?

 

[Narr Then]

You should swallow a gun.

We don't have easy access to guns in the UK.

But even if we did, I'm quite content in my life. No urge to end it anytime soon. I'm hoping to live long enough to see my grandson grow up and settle down...I look forward to being a great grandmother.

Such a shame that you'll never have a family of your own Pammy.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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Take your meds and learn to read autist.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Pam touched me inappropriately. I said it online so it must be true. I’d sue her for damages, but my home and all my stuff is already a thousand times better than what she has, and I don’t think the court would allow her to pay me in food stamps.

what I’m saying Pam is that you’re a white trashy insane hillbilly who has no friends and is still reliant on your poor elderly mother to tard wrangle your ass. You really are Chris Chan’s perfect boyfriend free girl

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I’d sue her for damages, but my home and all my stuff is already a thousand times better than what she has,

Come on! She has 7$ in her bank! She's living the high life!

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Take your meds and learn to read autist.

Pam touched me inappropriately. I said it online so it must be true. I’d sue her for damages, but my home and all my stuff is already a thousand times better than what she has, and I don’t think the court would allow her to pay me in food stamps.

what I’m saying Pam is that you’re a white trashy insane hillbilly who has no friends and is still reliant on your poor elderly mother to tard wrangle your ass. You really are Chris Chan’s perfect boyfriend free girl

Touch what? Aren't you neutered? I dont think we've ever been in the same state.

 

[Kimchi4breakfast]

Come on! She has 7$ in her bank! She's living the high life!

Can she even afford to buy the crayons she needs for her next lolsuit?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Come on! She has 7$ in her bank! She's living the high life!

So you have access to my bank accounts?

Can she even afford to buy the crayons she needs for her next lolsuit?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Touch what? Aren't you neutered? I dont think we've ever been in the same state.

Don’t lie, Pammy I thought you were better than that. You took advantage of me and I want the world to know about it, and all the other guys you’ve defiled

#MeToo

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Hillary's up and out of her coffin this morning.

Don’t lie, Pammy I thought you were better than that. You took advantage of me and I want the world to know about it, and all the other guys you’ve defiled

#MeToo

Not really. There was a message sent to me that people on kiwifarms had herpes and syphilis. That includes you.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Don’t lie, Pammy I thought you were better than that. You took advantage of me and I want the world to know about it, and all the other guys you’ve defiled

#MeToo

It wouldn't be a proper #MeToo without a bandwagon so I'll jump in. In 2003 Pam molested me. I was underage at the time. Pam is a rapist and a pedofile.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Not really. There was a message sent to me that people on kiwifarms had herpes and syphilis. That includes you.

And who gave me herpes and syphilis, Pam? Thanks for reminding me to have you pay my medical bills in my lawsuit.

Protip: cleaning your snatch is a good thing, ya filthy animal