Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

[Whale Spotter]

What does that tell you?

It tells her that you want to have sex with her and you want her to have sex with Harvey Weinstein. Pam's schizo logic is very predictable.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

(I’m definitely not Val Kilmer by the way)

I am

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I told you this a million times, no one on this thread wants to have sex with you.
You are the only one who keeps mentioning having sex with us and Harvey's penis.

Can I get you to sign this document affirming this?

Let's say for a minute that I am Tony Robbins, a man who has made untold millions helping people.
I'm here for free, telling you that you need help. What does that tell you?

Can you sign this document asserting you will never do this or demand sexual favors again online?

 

[Dickens Cider]

Is there any chance you could find some hobo to chew that wart off your face Spamalope? It’s distracting and a sure sign of mental unwellness. Also might wanna rotate the bodies in your freezer- keeps freezer burn to a minimum and dna samples fresh.

 

[Whale Spotter]

Can I get you to sign this document affirming this?

Sure, I have 0 problems with telling you that none of us want to have sex with you.
Consider it signed.

Can you sign this document asserting you will never do this or demand sexual favors again online?

No one ever asked you this. Ever.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Is there any chance you could find some hobo to chew that wart off your face Spamalope? It’s distracting and a sure sign of mental unwellness. Also might wanna rotate the bodies in your freezer- keeps freezer burn to a minimum and dna samples fresh.

What is my face mole bigger than your dick?

Sure, I have 0 problems with telling you that none of us want to have sex with you.
Consider it signed.

No one ever asked you this. Ever.

I'll draw up the document.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Can you sign this document asserting you will never do this or demand sexual favors again online?

Your pussy game must be power level > 9000 if you have rich, famous celebrities pestering you for sex online. Pretty sure most of them can do better than a warty faced 50 year old hillbilly from literally nowhere who shares a converted garage with her Mom.
I‘m going to pass your details on to Jim Carrey and Charlie Sheen, both of whom have known STD’s and would fuck a hole in the floor if it had lipstick around it.

 

[Drowningman]

Pam must want Hillary with a strap on the way she goes on about her.

 

[LettuceMan]

This thread is a hell of a ride - watching a schizo meltdown and all that.

 

[SITHRAK!]

This thread is a hell of a ride - watching a schizo meltdown and all that.

Is it really a meltdown though? All she’s doing is accusing us of being celebrities that she wants hitting on her, so she can turn them down to bolster her ego.

The meltdown happens when she finally has to admit she’s nuttier than squirrel shit and there’s nobody to blame for her batshit insanity except for her own refusal to get the help she clearly needs.

We must also consider the possibility that she’s not as batty as she seems, and she’s playing us along because we’re literally her only source of ongoing attention other than her mother. Who, I am sure, is probably mummified in a rocking chair while daughter dearest cashes her welfare checks.

 

[Kurple Pecleon]

And you've seen them and their posts....the lunacy, the sexual deviance, disgusting paragraphs of dumbfuckery.

Everyone should see their low mental cognition and distorted views of reality.

Certainly. There's one account in particular, named @DocHoliday1977, that's a prime example of this.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Danish pastry maybe? If so, I know them made with yeast pastry.

Sweetened cottage cheese is actually a thing. Never seen this monstrosity in nature but wife was on a contract in Russia, bought a pack of cottage cheese, made it with cream and green onion only to realize the cheese was sweetened and the meal is inedible
I guess it can be used for a nice cheesecake:
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...or those danish buns:
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You could try sour cabbage if you want to experience some new eastern European tastes:
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Most recipes I found are for whole cabbage heads so I assume that's how it's originally done but I only know how to make it with chopped cabbage, mixed with carrot slices.
You can use it as a salad, fry it with meat or use as filling... or go all the way and make cabbage stew (you'll need both fresh and sour cabbage, some meat, smoked plums, undead shrooms recommended but not mandatory).
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If you find any of this interesting I'll gladly repay you for your recipe and tell you how to make it

After our nice exchange about mango salsa I assume subject of cooking doesn't discomfort Pamela.

Inaccurate. I like her

I have to smack myself for making that stupid statement about cabbage having only 3 uses. How could I forget sauerkraut??

I love the stuff but usually in a 'wave' were I will go apeshit for Sauerkraut plain and in various dishes from hot dogs to roast beef to damn near anything that a sour taste would complement. After about 2 weeks I'll be off the kick and not touch it for another 6 months, LOL. Still, adding some kraut to my already awesome cabbage and chicken soup sounds like a massive win, gotta make a batch soon and try it

Sweet cottage cheese however....yikes. I am surprised it's not sold over here as Canadians tend to eat cottage cheese far more then most countries. Sweet cream cheeses are the closest thing here. Still though, I bet the stuff would add some very interesting texture and flavor notes to a cheesecake, my favourite dessert. I wonder if one of the local European deli's might stock some? There's one I go to for dubbel zout (Dutch double salted licorice, damn are they addicting) so I will check in to it. Something that strange sounding MUST be tasted.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Pam must want Hillary with a strap on the way she goes on about her.

That sounds like you, Trumpwhore

This thread is a hell of a ride - watching a schizo meltdown and all that.

You all with syphilis are crazy.

We must also consider the possibility that she’s not as batty as she seems, and she’s playing us along because we’re literally her only source of ongoing attention other than her mother. Who, I am sure, is probably mummified in a rocking chair while daughter dearest cashes her welfare checks.

Not really. I'm not ecstatic over attention from dirty dicks and gamey genitals.

Certainly. There's one account in particular, named @DocHoliday1977, that's a prime example of this.

Lol no.

 

[LoverofPi]

Still have not bend the knee tho.

Pam, I'm not the person who talked to you about bending the knee, and honestly, you absolutely lost already, who gives a shit if you bend the knee, your continued rage and insistence that you will win is fucking hilarious.

Lol no.

So people shouldn't see your sick sexual fantasies and low mental function?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I have to smack myself for making that stupid statement about cabbage having only 3 uses. How could I forget sauerkraut??

I love the stuff but usually in a 'wave' were I will go apeshit for Sauerkraut plain and in various dishes from hot dogs to roast beef to damn near anything that a sour taste would complement. After about 2 weeks I'll be off the kick and not touch it for another 6 months, LOL. Still, adding some kraut to my already awesome cabbage and chicken soup sounds like a massive win, gotta make a batch soon and try it

...and, like many other dishes, I've seen someone trying to add sugar to it Sugar and pepper, to be precise, served cold. Do not recommend, sour + sweet + spicy was too much for my untrained tongue
Still the strangest thing I've seen sweetened is cucumber salad with sweet cream (called, for whatever reason, "misery"). Once again my barbaric tongue did not appreciate the combination.

Sweet cottage cheese however....yikes. I am surprised it's not sold over here as Canadians tend to eat cottage cheese far more then most countries. Sweet cream cheeses are the closest thing here. Still though, I bet the stuff would add some very interesting texture and flavor notes to a cheesecake, my favourite dessert. I wonder if one of the local European deli's might stock some? There's one I go to for dubbel zout (Dutch double salted licorice, damn are they addicting) so I will check in to it. Something that strange sounding MUST be tasted.

It would appear it's not exclusively Russian thing as I found some made for English-speaking market, languages on the packing actually scream Canada:

...or you can make some yourself by just blending it with sugar or vanilla sugar

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Greatest moments from today.

Pam, I'm not the person who talked to you about bending the knee, and honestly, you absolutely lost already, who gives a shit if you bend the knee, your continued rage and insistence that you will win is fucking hilarious.



So people shouldn't see your sick sexual fantasies and low mental function?

Poor Alan. Lost again.

 

[Viridian]

Okay, lol, so I did a check and, @Viridian @Whale Spotter she earns 1000/month, and spends 1361/month. This is more sad than when she only had 7$ in her account.

Spoiler: Her finances as of 10/13/2020

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Big surprise, Piggy couldn't keep her dates of employment straight. What she put on the IFP form is different from what she stated in her lawsuit. She also claimed in her lawsuit that Evans County Schools fired her because she wouldn't have sex with other employees there, not because of Corona-chan like she says on her IFP form. Also also, she claims she has tens of thousands of dollars to spend on 1) remodeling her mother's house, and 2) paying for a useless online vanity degree, yet on her IFP form she claims her expenses outstrip her income by over $300.

"Pammy lies" is the new "Chantal lies." She just can't help herself when it comes to committing perjury.

When Harvey dies we're all gonna laugh. I don't know why you can't understand that no one who posts in this thread likes Harvey.

She deliberately refuses to understand that. If she allowed herself to admit that none of the celebrities she obsesses about and wants to rape her were not here, then she'd have to admit that the person who fucked up her life and made her unemployable is herself. Her ego can't stand that kind of blow. Hence why she retreats into delusions of importance and desirability, neither of which she possesses.

And yet you keep posting here despite thinking we’re terrible people.

I think you like it. Kinky

We're all she has. She has no job, no friends, and her family hates her. There's nothing else in her life but this forum, and she can't stand not getting attention.

Actually no. That would be dreaming of stds. And I'm clean and pure.

The fact that no man has ever wanted to touch you because you're ugly, fat, and crazy does not make you "clean and pure," Pammy. It just makes you ugly, fat, and crazy.

Pam, maybe your itchy crotch, isn't an std, but just a bad yeast infection. I mean, just between the two of us girls, it's not like you got laid recently right? #realgirltalk

I suspect she's never gotten laid. She certainly hasn't had sex in the last decade or so. She has twice lied about being pregnant by an imaginary beau/Michael Fassbender, and then ended her imaginary pregnancy with an imaginary miscarriage.

Oh Tony. That's so mean. Why so mad?

Tony Robbins is not here. Tony Robbins does not care about you. Tony Robbins does not know you exist. Also, you're projecting again, Piggy.

I slept 8 hours if you knew how to tell time.

Jesus hates liars, Pammy. Also, you're too retarded to lie effectively, because you can't keep your own stories straight and lose the plot on the regular.

Really Hillary? Your microchip is acting up too?

Hillary Clinton is not here. Hillary Clinton does not care about you. Hillary Clinton does not know you exist.

Actually it was seven hours and thirty seven minutes assuming you fell asleep staring at your computer screen pressing F5 and woke up and immediately started posting. I believe this to be the case.

That is exactly the case. She's admitted already that the first thing she does at night is post on here, and the first thing she does in the morning is post on here. Kiwi Farms is her entire life. It's really sad.

Is your reading comprehension really that bad or does your diseased mind just twist things to fit what you want to believe.

Shut up Harvey.

Harvey Weinstein is not here. Harvey Weinstein does not care about you. Harvey Weinstein does not know you exist.

That's funny because you unironically look like a fucking troon.

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I've speculated on this before myself. Any poster who identifies themselves as a woman, Piggy insists on assigning a male celebrity identity to. I think it's possible she's MTF and jealous of natural born women. That's just a theory though.

Still don't have Tony, Harvey, Hillary, or Alan's STDS.
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#facesofretards
#schizophreniaisahellofadrug

Don't want to know anything about you.

Then why do you keep insisting you know who we are, if you admit you know nothing about us?

Harvey. You are no Macron.

I find it extremely entertaining that even when a Kiwi claims they are a specific celebrity, you automatically reassign them to one of the celebrities you obsess about. You're that opposed to being wrong about anything ever, and that deluded.

@DocHoliday1977 can you explain why, if all this is true, why all these highly influential people are after you specifically?

And in such obsessive ways too... like you say they harass you, love you, hate you, bribe government officials just to fuck with you, they have snuck their way into high offices just to have your name in their mouths. For what? Why are you so important?

And PLEASE for all that is good and holy, don’t say it’s to keep their corrupt secrets a secret. Because you’ve been blabbing them all over the internet and court systems and it would be so much easier to just take that corruption and instead use it to cover up an accident or a suicide (à la Epstein).

like I’m genuinely curious why you believe they are out to harass you but not just take you out like one would expect from these individuals.

Trying to find an understandable line of reasoning in Pammy's paranoid delusions is futile. She changes her own narrative as to how and why celebrities (none of which know she exist) are contacting her (in her imagination) constantly, and no version of her narrative has ever made sense.

This goes way back to Harvey. He's the mastermind lunatic and then adding Alan Dershowitz, Hillary Clinton, Tony Robbins, and the Trumps....trash people with debilitating stds and atrocious sexual habits, too much money at their leisure to harass people??? The egomaniacal perspectives of society.
Most women would have given in to get them to go away, however, I am not the average woman.

None of this happened outside your schizophrenic head.

And you've seen them and their posts....the lunacy, the sexual deviance, disgusting paragraphs of dumbfuckery.

Everyone should see their low mental cognition and distorted views of reality.

100% pure unfiltered projection.

No Gerry. You.

Gerald Butler isn't here. Gerald Butler doesn't care about you. Gerald Butler doesn't know you exist.

Shut up Matt Damon.

Oooh, a new cast member! @Narr Then, better add him to the Wheel of Delusion!

Pammy, Matt Damon is not here. Matt Damon does not care about you. Matt Damon does not know you exist

I'm not dressing up as Ted Cruz.

Another new cast member?

Stick around and comment long enough and she will assign you a celebrity. It will be someone listed in the lolsuit and not Busey though unfortunately.

She'll assign you multiple celebrities, sometimes within the same post.

I think she makes Melinda look less crazy but still pretty retarded.

I also don't see any evidence that Pammy possessed high intelligence before she went crazy. Maybe low normal, or normal at best. She's definitely crazier than Melinda though, which admittedly is a seriously low bar. Both Cousinfucker's and Piggy's legal filings are frivolous delusional nonsense, but at least Cousinfucker can keep her narrative straight for a while. Piggy can't manage to follow her own plot from filing to filing.

Heres some good advice. I don't find you sexually attractive, Tony.

That's good, because Tony is not here, doesn't care about you, and doesn't know you exist.

How many new doctors have you had over the last ten years, Pam?

Pammy refuses to see doctors for her mental health issues. The one time she's admitted to going to a doctor for another issue, she immediately started screeching that the celebrities who don't know she exists somehow stole her medical files from the clinic she went to.

Pam must want Hillary with a strap on the way she goes on about her.

Oh, she does. She's detailed that fantasy before. She's detailed the same fantasies about Katy Perry in the past.

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

Mister Bale, it's an honor to have you on our little slice of the Internet (capital I). I've always wondered about the film stars' musical tastes, so I have to ask, what do you think about Huey Lewis' album "Fore!"?

Ah-ha! I see you are referring to my famed 2000 movie "American Psycho", specifically the scene which my profile picture is based on. In it, my character goes on quite the diatribe about the band, as quoted below:

"In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself."



If I had to pick a song off the album myself however it would be Forest For The Trees.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Oh, she does. She's detailed that fantasy before. She's detailed the same fantasies about Katy Perry in the past.

Actually you did.

 

[LoverofPi]

Poor Alan. Lost again.

Not Alan. Haven't lost anything.

Pammy refuses to see doctors for her mental health issues. The one time she's admitted to going to a doctor for another issue, she immediately started screeching that the celebrities who don't know she exists somehow stole her medical files from the clinic she went to.

And she started that because she told us about something, forgot she told us about it, and assumed her medical details were leaked by the doctor instead of her.