Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Splendid]

Hi Melinda and sorry everyone, newfag here please forgive me. I posted some questions for Melinda but realized I did not tag her in it, so. I though she might not notice it. Melinda would you be so kind as to read my post and maybe even answer my questions? I am sincerely interested in how people think. Thank you, and sorry, will lurk more and try to post better.

@TamarYaelBatYah

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Good luck, eighth try's the charm as the saying goes.

The saying is "3rd times a charm".

And since I've been married twice before, well....I bet you can fill in the blanks.

You know who else has been married 3 times?

Finally, have you noticed that when you do not post or reply to this thread for a long period of time that it slows down, and even almost comes to a stop?

That is inaccurate

If this thread and the lawsuits never existed how do you think your life would be different?

I would not have developed my ability to overcome being a Scapegoat in society at large. This thread and process made me dig deep inside myself to develop my psychological and spiritual abilities to a level I never had to grow to before.

Have things posted here made you laugh? If so what kind of things in the thread amuses you?

Yes, Baby Yoda and Burmese Rice Farmer have been the "comic relief"s. Sometimes, surprisingly, it's Karl der Grosse.

There are people on here that you seem to be a little fond of, would you say you would consider any of them as friends and if so which ones? Why do you like them?

No, not friends. Certain profiles here are able to converse in debate and I find it easier to engage with then.

Do you have many friends, lovers, or family members in your real life that you are extremely close to? If so how many? What do they think of this thread?

I have a female best friend and she knows about this thread. She thinks that it's typical of people in society to behave this way

As a mom of small children, and due to the pandemic do you ever feel lonely and isolated?

I oddly never developed into a person that gets lonely. For one, it's probably due to the neglect I experienced as a child. I just got used to being alone Also, after 35 years on this earth I've developed a bit of misanthropy. I stopped trying to prioritize relationships with other adults. I prefer to be with my books.

Besides the things you are here on this thread ( a mother, lawyer, breast feeder, shit poster) . Do you have any other hobbies besides this thread

I like bicycling, playing violin and flute, studying Hebraic texts, studying biblical Hebrew, playing board games with my daughter, and cross stitching

Would you agree that you have a breastfeeding/tit fetish? You talk about it a lot more than a normal woman would, so think about this one before you answer please? I am not looking to kink shame. I understand that when breastfeeding the let down process produces oxytocin and feels pleasant. Have you experienced an orgasm due to those hormones while breastfeeding?

I don't think I have a tit fetish, I simply am enthusiastic about breastfeeding. It's a great thing.

I do think Oxytocin production while breastfeeding is one reason I have a high libido

Have you ever been sexually attracted to another woman?

No. I don't think being a lesbian would solve my relationship problems because women can be just as abusive as men!

Your kids are going to grow up and find this thread, along with everything you have put out in public. How do you think your kids will feel when they read this? How will they feel knowing their friends have read this? Especially your sexual information and thirst posts?

The Torah commands a child not to uncover the nakedness of their parents. The Hebrew word for "nakedness" includes anything that is their parent's weaknesses, spiritual sins or anything sexual. If my children decide to read this thread they have an obligation to avert their eyes from sensitive information

I don't think my children will be ashamed of me or embarrassed. I am not like many people, but I walk in the ways of YHWH

Do you ever worry that your taste in men who are violent and unstable has or will affect your kids?

I don't think the issue with me and men is anything other than my unwillingness to not submit to a man. Most of my exes had the same issue: they wanted to control me because I was the woman. When I wouldnt submit, they went into a rage.

I don't believe in female submission. Makes it difficult to find and keep a husband.

Do you regret anything you have posted here? Is there anything you are ashamed of and wish you would not have done, or written?

At this point in time, no.

Have you ever gone back and read this thread from the beginning? And if so how did it make you feel?

I haven't done that. But I actually remember everything that was discussed here. I've meditated on it at times, trying to understand people. My debates here spawned a new paper I wrote. I haven't published it publicly though.

How many hours a day on average do you spend writing up and filing your lawsuits?

Honestly, not sure!

How many hours per day would you estimate that you spend reading and posting replies on this thread?

I sit and breastfeed about 8 hours a day. During that time I use the computer while my children do their chores, school, play on the floor in front of me, color, etc. While I'm on the computer I flip screens, including coming here at time. My baby has been going through a growth spurt this week so I've been here a bit more, as my breastfeeding hours in my rocking chair has increased to about 10 hours a day!

 

[Splendid]

This thread and process made me dig deep inside myself to develop my psychological and spiritual abilities to a level I never had to grow to before.

What sort of psychological and spiritual abilities have you gained? Do you think you might have some sort of special powers?

 

[White Baby]

The saying is "3rd times a charm".

And since I've been married twice before, well....I bet you can fill in the blanks.

You know who else has been married

Please enlighten me, O Wisest One.

Wait, hold on:

During that time I use the computer while my children do their chores, school, play on the floor in front of me, color, etc.

Are you legitimately telling us that you sit on your ass for roughly 7-10 hours per day to breastfeed? Are you nursing a human child or a fucking blue whale? Do you actually get emotional and physical fulfillment from being stuck indoors trying to parent five children on your ass?

 

[LoverofPi]

We had this discussion in the past with her. Around that time she said she was in Biology 101 in University, and her 101 class was just "this is what biology is".

Oh, I remember going over it with her before. I'm not even remotely surprised it didn't sink in. Resistant to information that contradicts her beliefs and whatnot, no matter how obviously wrong those are.

 

[Swiss46]

That is inaccurate

The thread was locked until your default was thrown out because you left. Do you lack pattern recognition?

 

[The Lurkness Monster]

The saying is "3rd times a charm".

And since I've been married twice before, well....I bet you can fill in the blanks.

You know who else has been married 3 times?




That is inaccurate

I would not have developed my ability to overcome being a Scapegoat in society at large. This thread and process made me dig deep inside myself to develop my psychological and spiritual abilities to a level I never had to grow to before.


Yes, Baby Yoda and Burmese Rice Farmer have been the "comic relief"s. Sometimes, surprisingly, it's Karl der Grosse.


No, not friends. Certain profiles here are able to converse in debate and I find it easier to engage with then.


I have a female best friend and she knows about this thread. She thinks that it's typical of people in society to behave this way


I oddly never developed into a person that gets lonely. For one, it's probably due to the neglect I experienced as a child. I just got used to being alone Also, after 35 years on this earth I've developed a bit of misanthropy. I stopped trying to prioritize relationships with other adults. I prefer to be with my books.



I like bicycling, playing violin and flute, studying Hebraic texts, studying biblical Hebrew, playing board games with my daughter, and cross stitching




I don't think I have a tit fetish, I simply am enthusiastic about breastfeeding. It's a great thing.

I do think Oxytocin production while breastfeeding is one reason I have a high libido


No. I don't think being a lesbian would solve my relationship problems because women can be just as abusive as men!




The Torah commands a child not to uncover the nakedness of their parents. The Hebrew word for "nakedness" includes anything that is their parent's weaknesses, spiritual sins or anything sexual. If my children decide to read this thread they have an obligation to avert their eyes from sensitive information

I don't think my children will be ashamed of me or embarrassed. I am not like many people, but I walk in the ways of YHWH




I don't think the issue with me and men is anything other than my unwillingness to not submit to a man. Most of my exes had the same issue: they wanted to control me because I was the woman. When I wouldnt submit, they went into a rage.

I don't believe in female submission. Makes it difficult to find and keep a husband.




At this point in time, no.

I haven't done that. But I actually remember everything that was discussed here. I've meditated on it at times, trying to understand people. My debates here spawned a new paper I wrote. I haven't published it publicly though.



Honestly, not sure!



I sit and breastfeed about 8 hours a day. During that time I use the computer while my children do their chores, school, play on the floor in front of me, color, etc. While I'm on the computer I flip screens, including coming here at time. My baby has been going through a growth spurt this week so I've been here a bit more, as my breastfeeding hours in my rocking chair has increased to about 10 hours a day!

Honesty, thank you so much for answering my questions Melinda! I am work in a psychiatric field, and I truly find it interesting how people think. I find the way people interact with each other on the farms fascinating. I also wondered what it is like for the person the thread is about and how it affects them. It seems like for you this thread has had both positive and negative affects. You feel as though in some ways it has made you a stronger person if I understand correctly? And sometimes it feels like people are just trolling you to get a reaction? I am glad to hear that you were inspired to work on a new paper. Have you ever had someone in public that you did not know recognize and approach you do to your online presence? Do you think the majority of people who post on this thread are men, women or even? Sitting in a chair 10 hours a day seems very lonely and I can understand how reading helps pass the time. I would love to know if you have read any other lolcow threads on here, if so which ones, and why they interest you. Thanks again!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The saying is "3rd times a charm".

And since I've been married twice before, well....I bet you can fill in the blanks.

You know who else has been married 3 times?

Just means you've been a loser twice already.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Yes, Baby Yoda and Burmese Rice Farmer have been the "comic relief"s. Sometimes, surprisingly, it's Karl der Grosse.

I think @Burmese Rice Farmer is downright hilarious tbh. What is it about him that you find the most funny? @TamarYaelBatYah
@Deadpool is very funny too. He has dark humour. Dont forget about Deadpoolerino.
And @Rod Dangerous is that reliable friend you can always count on.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Sometimes, surprisingly, it's Karl der Grosse.

I'm honestly glad that I give you some laughs. The world needs more laughter.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Please enlighten me, O Wisest One.

Wait, hold on:

Are you legitimately telling us that you sit on your ass for roughly 7-10 hours per day to breastfeed? Are you nursing a human child or a fucking blue whale? Do you actually get emotional and physical fulfillment from being stuck indoors trying to parent five children on your ass?

That's about on average for a new born. 20 minute feedings, In a twenty four hour period you'll feed the baby for 480 minutes, or eight hours. Older the child gets the less milk they need though. By six months they should be taking in liquified food and less milk.

 

[Young Ned of the Hill]

Hi Melinda! I am new here, and I sincerely wanted to ask you some questions, woman to woman, mom to mom. First, It took me hours upon hours just reading your thread. I have not seen another thread here where the cow spends as much time as you, which I find interesting. I will number my questions so that you can address each one and I can understand you clearly.
1. How many hours per day would you estimate that you spend reading and posting replies on this thread?
2. How many hours a day on average do you spend writing up and filing your lawsuits?
3. Have you ever gone back and read this thread from the beginning? And if so how did it make you feel?
4. Do you regret anything you have posted here? Is there anything you are ashamed of and wish you would not have done, or written?
5. Do you ever worry that your taste in men who are violent and unstable has or will affect your kids?
6. Your kids are going to grow up and find this thread, along with everything you have put out in public. How do you think your kids will feel when they read this? How will they feel knowing their friends have read this? Especially your sexual information and thirst posts?
7. Have you ever been sexually attracted to another woman?
8. Would you agree that you have a breastfeeding/tit fetish? You talk about it a lot more than a normal woman would, so think about this one before you answer please? I am not looking to kink shame. I understand that when breastfeeding the let down process produces oxytocin and feels pleasant. Have you experienced an orgasm due to those hormones while breastfeeding?
9. Besides the things you are here on this thread ( a mother, lawyer, breast feeder, shit poster) . Do you have any other hobbies besides this thread and the lawsuits? If so what are they?
10. As a mom of small children, and due to the pandemic do you ever feel lonely and isolated?
11. Do you have many friends, lovers, or family members in your real life that you are extremely close to? If so how many? What do they think of this thread?
12. There are people on here that you seem to be a little fond of, would you say you would consider any of them as friends and if so which ones? Why do you like them?
13. Have things posted here made you laugh? If so what kind of things in the thread amuses you?
14. If this thread and the lawsuits never existed how do you think your life would be different?
15. Finally, have you noticed that when you do not post or reply to this thread for a long period of time that it slows down, and even almost comes to a stop? If so then do you realize that this continues because you want it to, otherwise you could ignore it entirely and just live your life. Why do you choose to come here and what do you get out of it?
Thank you if you answer these! Sorry if I posted or did anything wrong guys, I am a newfag and still learning.
Edit: damn autocorrect

hello baby yoda redux

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Just means you've been a loser twice already.

Why does divorce equate to failure in your mind?

What is the reason that you put so much significance on marriage as a defining factor of someone's existence?

What sort of psychological and spiritual abilities have you gained? Do you think you might have some sort of special powers?

I am a very private person. Always have been. To have 1000s of people peering into my life was very different to me. It's a certain type of experience to have a bunch of people aware of you. I've learned how to handle a lot of public attention and widespread awareness of my existence.

Please enlighten me, O Wisest One.

Wait, hold on:

Are you legitimately telling us that you sit on your ass for roughly 7-10 hours per day to breastfeed? Are you nursing a human child or a fucking blue whale? Do you actually get emotional and physical fulfillment from being stuck indoors trying to parent five children on your ass?

Modern culture is hyper active. I've learned to become a more still person for the benefit of my babies. To train yourself to sit in silence and meditate is a process of spiritual maturity.

I do think I get emotional fulfillment from being a SAHM. I am creating a family. I get to apply lots of skills like cooking, crafting, sewing, organizing, teaching, first aid, etc.

I get lots of physical fulfillment in the other 8 hrs a day I am on my feet running around. Being a SAHM I have to lift, squat, bend, jump, run, twist, push, pull, etc. Nearly all of my muscle groups are used carrying children, lifing groceries, cleaning, mop buckets, moving furniture, scrubbing, organizing, etc. I do supplement my work outs with jogging, bicycling and crunches/sit ups and push ups.

Honesty, thank you so much for answering my questions Melinda! I am work in a psychiatric field, and I truly find it interesting how people think. I find the way people interact with each other on the farms fascinating. I also wondered what it is like for the person the thread is about and how it affects them. It seems like for you this thread has had both positive and negative affects. You feel as though in some ways it has made you a stronger person if I understand correctly? And sometimes it feels like people are just trolling you to get a reaction? I am glad to hear that you were inspired to work on a new paper. Have you ever had someone in public that you did not know recognize and approach you do to your online presence? Do you think the majority of people who post on this thread are men, women or even? Sitting in a chair 10 hours a day seems very lonely and I can understand how reading helps pass the time. I would love to know if you have read any other lolcow threads on here, if so which ones, and why they interest you. Thanks again!

Yes, a stronger person in some ways. To be a Scapegoat in your family circle is one thing. To w a Scapegoat for society is a much larger experience. I had to apply some mantras to my daily meditations when I would feel certain emotions or certain thoughts about Kiwi Farms.

The other threads I have visited were the ones focused on the subject of women's sexuality/philosophy of sexuality. I have visited a few other lolcows but it was hard to follow. So that made me think, maybe when you are on your own Lolcow thread, you feel like a microscope is on you, but maybe others don't see every detail like you see yourself when they read it.

I have had people approach me because of Kiwi Farms. Some negative, some positive/compassionate. Others try to pretend they haven't seen this the thread but I know from hints they drop that they have actually seen it. It's like they try to be secretive about it but aren't so secret. It's a phenomena in modern culture: people use the internet to be a scandalous escape.

Some people who have approached me with hostility have this belief that it's their job to judge or punish me for what they read online. Elohim never gave those people authority to judge. My opinion is that some of them do it to keep the attention off themselves. They attack others before they can be the one attacked. Neitzche philosophy.

I think most people who post here are men. Modern men take their aggression online.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why does divorce equate to failure in your mind?

What is the reason that you put so much significance on marriage as a defining factor of someone's existence?

Melinda, there's this nice little joke in wrestling where I forgot who said it and how, but the gist of it is that despite having a title an "y" amount of times they still lost it "x" amount of times.

Also, I wouldn't have married my wife if she didn't ask me. I don't see much of a point in marriage as you're more likely to stay together outside of marriage longer than being married these days. Not to mention the common law marriage laws here make it pointless to marry.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Why does divorce equate to failure in your mind?

What is the reason that you put so much significance on marriage as a defining factor of someone's existence?




I am a very private person. Always have been. To have 1000s of people peering into my life was very different to me. It's a certain type of experience to have a bunch of people aware of you. I've learned how to handle a lot of public attention and widespread awareness of my existence.



Modern culture is hyper active. I've learned to become a more still person for the benefit of my babies. To train yourself to sit in silence and meditate is a process of spiritual maturity.

I do think I get emotional fulfillment from being a SAHM. I am creating a family. I get to apply lots of skills like cooking, crafting, sewing, organizing, teaching, first aid, etc.

I get lots of physical fulfillment in the other 8 hrs a day I am on my feet running around. Being a SAHM I have to lift, squat, bend, jump, run, twist, push, pull, etc. Nearly all of my muscle groups are used carrying children, lifing groceries, cleaning, mop buckets, moving furniture, scrubbing, organizing, etc. I do supplement my work outs with jogging, bicycling and crunches/sit ups and push ups.



Yes, a stronger person in some ways. To be a Scapegoat in your family circle is one thing. To w a Scapegoat for society is a much larger experience. I had to apply some mantras to my daily meditations when I would feel certain emotions or certain thoughts about Kiwi Farms.

The other threads I have visited were the ones focused on the subject of women's sexuality/philosophy of sexuality. I have visited a few other lolcows but it was hard to follow. So that made me think, maybe when you are on your own Lolcow thread, you feel like a microscope is on you, but maybe others don't see every detail like you see yourself when they read it.

I have had people approach me because of Kiwi Farms. Some negative, some positive/compassionate. Others try to pretend they haven't seen this the thread but I know from hints they drop that they have actually seen it. It's like they try to be secretive about it but aren't so secret. It's a phenomena in modern culture: people use the internet to be a scandalous escape.

Some people who have approached me with hostility have this belief that it's their job to judge or punish me for what they read online. Elohim never gave those people authority to judge. My opinion is that some of them do it to keep the attention off themselves. They attack others before they can be the one attacked. Neitzche philosophy.

I think most people who post here are men. Modern men take their aggression online.

What do you think @Burmese Rice Farmer s butt looks like?

 

[White Baby]

I think most people who post here are men. Modern men take their aggression online.

Don't forget the part where every woman who posts here is either an airhead bimbo, a fake Jew, a sexually repressed crone or some mix of all three.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

What do you think @Burmese Rice Farmer s butt looks like?

I've seen it in a mirror and my asscheeks look like shaved coconuts

 

[The Lurkness Monster]

Why does divorce equate to failure in your mind?

What is the reason that you put so much significance on marriage as a defining factor of someone's existence?


I am a very private person. Always have been. To have 1000s of people peering into my life was very different to me. It's a certain type of experience to have a bunch of people aware of you. I've learned how to handle a lot of public attention and widespread awareness of my existence.


Modern culture is hyper active. I've learned to become a more still person for the benefit of my babies. To train yourself to sit in silence and meditate is a process of spiritual maturity.

I do think I get emotional fulfillment from being a SAHM. I am creating a family. I get to apply lots of skills like cooking, crafting, sewing, organizing, teaching, first aid, etc.

I get lots of physical fulfillment in the other 8 hrs a day I am on my feet running around. Being a SAHM I have to lift, squat, bend, jump, run, twist, push, pull, etc. Nearly all of my muscle groups are used carrying children, lifing groceries, cleaning, mop buckets, moving furniture, scrubbing, organizing, etc. I do supplement my work outs with jogging, bicycling and crunches/sit ups and push ups.



Yes, a stronger person in some ways. To be a Scapegoat in your family circle is one thing. To w a Scapegoat for society is a much larger experience. I had to apply some mantras to my daily meditations when I would feel certain emotions or certain thoughts about Kiwi Farms.

The other threads I have visited were the ones focused on the subject of women's sexuality/philosophy of sexuality. I have visited a few other lolcows but it was hard to follow. So that made me think, maybe when you are on your own Lolcow thread, you feel like a microscope is on you, but maybe others don't see every detail like you see yourself when they read it.

I have had people approach me because of Kiwi Farms. Some negative, some positive/compassionate. Others try to pretend they haven't seen this the thread but I know from hints they drop that they have actually seen it. It's like they try to be secretive about it but aren't so secret. It's a phenomena in modern culture: people use the internet to be a scandalous escape.

Some people who have approached me with hostility have this belief that it's their job to judge or punish me for what they read online. Elohim never gave those people authority to judge. My opinion is that some of them do it to keep the attention off themselves. They attack others before they can be the one attacked. Neitzche philosophy.

I think most people who post here are men. Modern men take their aggression online.

I can definitely see how the thread has negative and positive affects. When you talk of being the scapegoat in your family am I right to assume this was when you were a child? Is it still the same now that you are an adult? You can change your own mind but you can’t change other people’s mind for them. Did the family members that treated you that way change, or did you have to cut ties with them? I would agree that there are probably more men than woman posting here, but I also think there are more women than you think. Women can be as aggressive and toxic as men, in fact I think women can hide it better sometimes. When your lawsuit(s) are all done, and you are no longer breastfeeding, what do you see yourself doing in the future? Are you considering going back to school for law, or maybe a career in teaching as you enjoy debates, and writing?
I asked you about how much time you spent on your lawsuits as I am trying to imagine what value your time was, as in how much it is costing you. If your lawsuit was successful what exactly would you gain? I would hope that it isn’t to get your thread removed as it does have some positive value to you. If it is for financial gain, I don’t understand that either as I don’t see Null having much money, he seems to live a modest, nomadic kind of life and any income is put back into this site. From reading your thread I don’t recall you ever seeming to be a materialistic type of person. I am glad you have also found other threads here interesting and feel they had value in that you could learn from it. I am hoping this site and thread can continue and it provides you with some interesting debates, and that it continues to make you laugh.
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hello baby yoda redux

I have found that you can get a lot more information by asking nicely. Don’t lie and say you were not just a little bit curious about the breastfeeding fedish question, and lesbianism, lol

What do you think @Burmese Rice Farmer s butt looks like?

Speaking of butts, would you say you have a diaper fetish? Asking for a friend.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

To sum up, Blood is not the same as DNA, but there will be some of your DNA in blood as there is in every cell of your body. Same for hair, skin, spit, etc. Your DNA replicates itself, but doesn't change throughout your entire life.

This is a common misconception. Red blood cells (erythrocytes) do not contain DNA or RNA, they have no nucleus. In their evolutionary history they jettisoned everything that wasn't necessary to carry oxygen and carbon dioxide. During development they have a nucleus but once they mature and before they enter the circulatory system their nucleus is discarded.

(Sherwood, L., & Ward, C. (2019). Human physiology: From cells to systems, p.37.)

The white blood cells (leukocytes) do have nuclei and hence DNA. This is why blood can be used for forensic DNA profiling.

In this regard scientifically illiterate Melinda is more wrong. It is utterly absurd to propose that the spermatozoa in a vagina after ejaculation somehow, magically, make their way into the circulatory system releasing their DNA into plasma. Even if they were to achieve this miraculous act, erythrocytes carry no DNA that will magically interact with DNA released by the spermatozoa that magically made their way through the vaginal mucosa. Further, erythrocytes have no mechanism for incorporating external DNA into themselves. They have no such cellular machinery.

Of the leukocytes, the phagocytes (neutrophils and monocytes) would destroy any DNA they find in plasma. It would be treated as a foreign body.

Melinda's scientific illiteracy is expressed well in her complete ignorance of relative sizes and permeability of physiological components. A DNA molecule -- let alone the head (and tail? I don't know what her fetid little mind is imagining) of a spermatozoon-- can't cross the vaginal mucosa in the same way that a loaf of bread can't be pushed into the coin slot of a parking meter.

Consider,

(Van Eyk AD, Van Der Bijl P, Moll LM. Physicochemical Characteristics of Molecules and Their Diffusion across Human Vaginal Mucosa. European Journal of Inflammation. May 2008:65-71. doi:10.1177/1721727X0800600203)

A cyclosporin A molecule is 1.6nm x 1.24nm and has a molecular weight (MW) of 1203 Da. Further,

(Matsson P, Kihlberg J. How Big Is Too Big for Cell Permeability? J Med Chem. 2017 Mar 9;60(5):1662-1664. doi: 10.1021/acs.jmedchem.7b00237 )


So despite the "chameolonic" ability of cyclosporin A it is barely able to traverse vaginal mucosa even when that mucosa has had the protective epithelium removed.

A human DNA molecule is 2 nm wide and stretched it has a length of 2 m. It has a molecular weight of 2.15 x 10^12 Da.

2.15 x 10^12 Da is many orders of magnitude greater than 1203 Da. It is 9 orders of magnitude larger. A DNA molecule has zero chance of crossing vaginal mucosa. Even on the basis of dimensions rather than MW it can't be done, it's wider than a cyclosporin A molecule..

The notion of a spermatozoon traversing the vaginal mucosa is utterly ludicrous. The head of a human spermatozoon is 5100 nm wide. The human vaginal microbiome includes lactobacilli. Lactobacilli are about 700 nm wide. Lactobacilli would be entering the circulatory system via the vaginal mucosa. This would result in septicemia and the sheer volume of bacteria of the vaginal microbiome entering the circulatory system would produce a quick death.

I'm quite confident that Melinda understands none of the above but nevertheless has an idiotic opinion about it because she is an idiot.

@Sir Dank-a-Lot stated something earlier which bears repeating because it gets to the core of one of Melinda's chief behavioral traits but it can be extended further. Melinda isn't just ignorant, she is meta-ignorant. She is ignorant about her ignorance. She is so ignorant she has no comprehension of the breadth and depth of her ignorance. This is the Dunning-Kruger Effect as others have mentioned. But the Dunning-Kruger Effect doesn't fully capture Melinda. In addition to being profoundly and cripplingly ignorant she is also profoundly and cripplingly stupid. She is an imbecile but her delusional disorder of the grandiose subtype (as defined in the DSM-V) causes her to believe she is a genius. She has repeatedly declared herself to be a genius. She has a "Genius level IQ" she tells us (with random capitalisation) yet she has no understanding of what IQ is, nor how it is measured and she has never sat a professionally administered IQ test. Melinda is so stupid that in proclaiming her intellect she demonstrates repeatedly that she is both meta-ignorant and cretinous. She has also described her moral virtue in similar grandiose terms.

The combination of meta-ignorance and delusional disorder (of the grandiose subtype) is an utterly toxic blend of malignant cognitive and psychopathological trait. Every possible means of escape from her abject ignorance, morally reprehensible behaviour and inveterate idiocy is preemptively blocked. The figurative prison is not only invisible but there is a cherished illusion of expansive freedom, supremely rational action and transcendent virtue. If I believed in divine curses this would meet the criteria of a cruel divine curse. It would be an evil deity that inflicts such stupidity and ignorance on someone and at the same time inflicts another layer of personality flaws that assure that a person stays stupid and ignorant.

 

[FencePost]

A DNA molecule -- let alone the head (and tail? I don't know what her fetid little mind is imagining) -- can't cross the vaginal mucosa in the same way that a loaf of bread can't be pushed into the coin slot of a parking meter.

I learned more about human physiology from your post alone than any class I was forced to take in high school or college, Thank You.
Unfortunately, $5 says Melinda says you're wrong because of Patriarchy, "lol Goyim science," or "Elohomo says you're wrong."