Christory and the followers of the Holy Lolcow

[Detahramet]

*lurkermode deactivate *

So i have joined the ranks of the novates of the holy lolcow, and am curious as to who exactly all these christorical figures are. Marvin in particular, as it was my understanding that the pickle-man was a myth, not unlike bigfoot or christian batheing.

I'm also curious about what brought you all here, and how you found out about our dearest demigod of derp.

 

[YI 457]

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So i have joined the ranks of the novates of the holy lolcow, and am curious as to who exactly all these christorical figures are. Marvin in particular, as it was my understanding that the pickle-man was a myth, not unlike bigfoot or christian batheing.

I'm also curious about what brought you all here, and how you found out about our dearest demigod of derp.

Sonichu.com

 

[CatParty]

reactivate lurker mode pls

 

[MrTroll]

Great thread.

 

[SP 199]

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I'm also curious about what brought you all here, and how you found out about our dearest demigod of derp.

Nothing really brought me here I just woke up one morning and I felt a calling..A calling to something greater than I, When I logged on the internets there it was...Waiting for me.. The promised land of the Farms, In it I seen lolcows of all breeds, and alongside them their noble farmers, Protecting and guiding them to produce only the finest of lols. It was then I knew I was home

 

[anusaurus]

Try lurking the ED article and the cwcki a bit more.
You'll learn a lot.

 

[Detahramet]

Try lurking the ED article and the cwcki a bit more.
You'll learn a lot.

I have lurked thoroughly through ED and the cwcki, and know of the legend of the pickleman. I also know that chris is a fucking liar. I know of Asperchu, the god numerous incedents. What I don't know is why, marvin for example, is a christorical figure. Unless chris wasn't a liar in that instance.

 

[anusaurus]

Abilene, you disagree with sonichu.com being recommended with ED as an addendum?
Or just the cwcki part of it?

 

[anusaurus]

I have lurked thoroughly through ED and the cwcki, and know of the legend of the pickleman. I also know that chris is a fucking liar. I know of Asperchu, the god numerous incedents. What I don't know is why, marvin for example, is a christorical figure. Unless chris wasn't a liar in that instance.

marvin is the pickleman... lurk moar

 

[SP 199]

I have lurked thoroughly through ED and the cwcki, and know of the legend of the pickleman. I also know that chris is a fucking liar. I know of Asperchu, the god numerous incedents. What I don't know is why, marvin for example, is a christorical figure. Unless chris wasn't a liar in that instance.

From what I gathered Marvin was the man in the pickle suit.

I dunno I really don't give a shit, Doesn't affect the current Chris situation

 

[Linako 2.0]

I thought this was the thread that would fulfill the prophecy when Chris cures homosexuality with his blood.
or did the day already happen *skims through sonichu*

 

[Barley]

it was my understanding that the pickle-man was a myth

No, that really did happen.
I have mixed feelings about christorical figures (as in a circle using the term, not the individual people in it) but they have their titles for actual reasons that had to do with Chris, it's not because of the entitlement and desire of being a part of Chris' history per sé.

But lurking more about those things would really help you to know what things did or not happen.

 

[BillRiley]

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So i have joined the ranks of the novates of the holy lolcow, and am curious as to who exactly all these christorical figures are. Marvin in particular, as it was my understanding that the pickle-man was a myth, not unlike bigfoot or christian batheing.

I'm also curious about what brought you all here, and how you found out about our dearest demigod of derp.

Marvin is a paranoid android. I'm Keyser Soze. Any more questions?

 

[Mollybdenum]

I have lurked thoroughly through ED and the cwcki...

I don't think you have...

 

[Strewth]

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So i have joined the ranks of the novates of the holy lolcow, and am curious as to who exactly all these christorical figures are. Marvin in particular, as it was my understanding that the pickle-man was a myth, not unlike bigfoot or christian batheing.

I'm also curious about what brought you all here, and how you found out about our dearest demigod of derp.

Hello! Welcome to the forum. I can only speak for myself, but I like it when new people join the conversation. Always nice to have a fresh set of opinions on a subject.

But, we try not to clutter up our subforums too much. If you want to start posting, and you're not sure where to start, I'd recommend:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/introduction-thread.1329/

Or, if you'd rather just dive straight in to the wonderful world of CWC discussion, I'd go for the Random Thoughts and Questions topic. A post like yours would probably be better suited there, rather than a whole new thread
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/

Also, if you're ever going to ask a question, remember - the forum has a search function. Loads of people follow Chris. Chances are, the answer to your question is already floating around somewhere.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Marvin did infact dress as a pickle and steal Chris's date. He was also Kasey's dad and probably some other things.

 

[Marvin]

This is probably more suited for the random thoughts and questions thread.