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[Norman B. Normal]

It's not fair that we have to wait to see this documentary. I could be dead by then.

 

[Meiwaku]

Edit: any mentions of alt-right or neo nazis go with "terf" because all those words mean the same thing to these coomers.


Categories for watchers (and farmers) are also listed below, some do overlap.
(Protip: you can make this a drinking game too if you want to take years off your life by picking a category to drink for.)

Primely Peaked: something manly as categorized as "feminine". Adult men in spinny dresses. The icky TERFS the he-mistress warned you about.
Tranch Inspectors: Misinformation on farming or abuse of animals. Here for your infertile soil.
Tard Wranglers: Sperging detectors, manchild managers, general looney-troons nonsense bouncers.
5 Nights at Kevies: finding something truly too much to bare even for a bonified Horror fan.
41% Inshallah Edition: Degeneracy Spotted (Any%). Onlookers of the Haram Harem. Prepare your shoes.
Honey Nut Queerios: Spot the milkmaids! looking for the current and aftermath of troons, TQ+ supporters and general wokeness. Not heart healthy.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

my fucking sides, but to be fair the ranch does feel like it could be a c-plot in a an early 00s Road Trip knockoff movie.

A bunch of virgins just out of high school go on a cross country trip, see a billboard for a ranch in Colorado and think they're gonna get laid. Take a slight detour only to find a bunch of gun toting tranny farmers eating dinner. They smoke them out then get lost trying to find their way back to the interstate etc.

Better yet, could be a b-plot in a The Hangover-style wacky hijinks movie.

A very, very inebriated Zach Galifianakis hits on Pennywise (played by a roided-out Christian Bale), but gets assaulted by Kevryn (Tony Shalhoub). Seeing the commotion, Bonnie (Michael Cera or John Cena, depending on your preferences) tries to sneakily shoot Kevryn in the back, but accidentally hits Bradley Cooper whom he falls in love with and suddenly wants to nurse back to full health. Featuring digitally de-aged burned-out former star Robert de Niro as Bonnie's husband J and Nic Cage as Juggler Hailey.

 

[Enoby Way]

Better yet, could be a b-plot in a The Hangover-style wacky hijinks movie.

A very, very inebriated Zach Galifianakis hits on Pennywise (played by a roided-out Christian Bale), but gets assaulted by Kevryn (Tony Shalhoub). Seeing the commotion, Bonnie (Michael Cera or John Cena, depending on your preferences) tries to sneakily shoot Kevryn in the back, but accidentally hits Bradley Cooper whom he falls in love with and suddenly wants to nurse back to full health. Featuring digitally de-aged burned-out former star Robert de Niro as Bonnie's husband J and Nic Cage as Juggler Hailey.

It'll never get made these days, there are no strong female roles.

 

[Spunt]

I've already seen The Hills Have Eyes, thanks.

 

[mickey339]

The funniest thing about Kevin larping as having PMS is that there is no real concensus on whether women’s hormonal cycles have any emotional effects.

Studies done on this points to either no such symptoms existing or when they do different studies show symptoms occuring at wildly different parts of the hormonal cycle.

Troons just uses it as an excuse to be bitchy and binge eat (also they aren’t even women, of course).

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I've already seen The Hills Have Eyes, thanks.

The Hills Have Amholes

 

[Shrekking Crew]

The hormone-cycle being compared to a period is such fucking horseshit. Yeah it turns out that fucking with your chemistry has side-effects. You can get ebola and shit blood but that doesn't mean you have a menstrual cycle. Troons try to simplify their bad choices by conflating mechanics with outcome. Yes you can create a rotten hole between your legs that bleeds the same way a natal female might on her period. But one is the result of horrible life-choices and cope whereas the other is a biological reality. Some women don't have periods but me not having one because I'm a man doesn't mean I stand in solidarity with them because neither of us can shit out new human beings.

Also Hailey is doing more damage to the ranch than Kev could ever hope to. Posting screen caps of KF posts SURELY won't bring more attention to this thread. Don't worry though, he mentions KF as "K*w*f*rms* since no one will ever guess the website from which he pulls quotes specifically to get mad at. "Kawofirms", "Keweforms", "Kywiferms"? They'll never guess! I wouldn't be surprised if he was barred from living at the tranch. Dude is like a bad penny.

 

[BScCollateral]

I seem to recall there's a parasite which makes you urinate blood from time to time. Supposedly, it was so common in ancient Egypt they thought boys did menstruate.

They were wrong, just to be clear.

 

[s0mbra]

I seem to recall there's a parasite which makes you urinate blood from time to time. Supposedly, it was so common in ancient Egypt they thought boys did menstruate.

They were wrong, just to be clear.

There have been many times I've wished for an "inform-ifying" rating. Mostly from this thread.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I legit think Bonnie is gonna have trouble getting out of that chair. The absolute unit.

Love the “pan sexual” logo under the camera. Pretty sure interviewees are told to look at it when talking “to camera”. I have high hopes this is going to be hilarious.

It's ironic how that logo is shaped like a cow.

I hope Ash is prepared for more prying eyes now that the Tranch documentary is in Kiwifarm's spotlight...

Lolcows are never prepared for anyone looking into their actions.

If they were, they wouldn't be cows.

The Learning Channel

What are you supposed to learn on TLC?

I love how the tranchers act like this "documentary" is going to be anything other than an extremely biased puff piece about their fucked up way of life probably intended to soft groom vulnerable people into trooning out and going to rural Colorado to get taken advantage of by a bunch of sick, disgusting men in dresses who abuse animals via neglect.

Goddamn, that was a run on sentence.

It will probably be on the same level as a North Korean propaganda musical.

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The way he calls Penny ”Mistress” makes me want to grab a sick bucket.

Don't worry though, he mentions KF as "K*w*f*rms* since no one will ever guess the website from which he pulls quotes specifically to get mad at. "Kawofirms", "Keweforms", "Kywiferms"? They'll never guess! I would be surprised if he was barred from living at the tranch. Dude is like a bad penny.

The troons who view his posts are scared of even going to KF because they think it's a Nazi website.

 

[White Devil]

North Korean propaganda musicals at least have production value.

 

[Cool Spot]

What are you supposed to learn on TLC?

TLC used to be sort of like the old Discovery Channel, but since the late 90s when reality TV was emerging, it started to change its programming like MTV did and became totally geared towards that kind of stuff in the 00s. However, they've gone from content like Trading Spaces to Honey Boo Boo and the 1000 lb. Sisters show starring the Deathfats Forum's own Tammy and Amy Slaton.

 

[Hitman One]

There have been many times I've wished for an "inform-ifying" rating. Mostly from this thread.

We need a "Lovecraftian Horror" reaction too as this thread decends further into the amhole.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

North Korean propaganda musicals at least have production value.

They also manage to turn a profit.

However, they've gone from content like Trading Spaces to Honey Boo Boo and the 1000 lb. Sisters show starring the Deathfats Forum's own Tammy and Amy Slaton.

So is it basically a more normie-friendly version of KF?

 

[Law]

I actually think that TLC's descent into depravity is less ethical than KF. We simply observe, analyze, and mock people like Kevin. TLC would offer him money and airtime so they could make "Real Housewives of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" and further inflame his behavior, validate his awful views and widen his grooming circle. TLC touches the poo, and I like that we don't.
I hope the documentary is Troons Posting L's: The Motion Picture. I have high hopes for it.

Spoiler: TLC TLC also doesn't even offer it's stars/subjects/victims that much money. The people on 600 Pound Life, some of whom have died during or after filming, get an extra 500 bucks for doing a nude shower scene. The Duggar Cult had their children eating sandwiches made of a single slice of white bread and a single slice of mystery meat. TLC has enough money to at least give it's marks a nicer pay-out before selling tickets to the freakshow. It makes the whole thing sad and tawdry.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Studies done on this points to either no such symptoms existing or when they do different studies show symptoms occuring at wildly different parts of the hormonal cycle.

Troons just uses it as an excuse to be bitchy and binge eat.

Exactly this. It is a cycle so the effects of those widely fluctuating hormones are going to happen at different times in the cycle. Depending on the individual, women can get emotional, horny, or have intense food cravings all at different points along the cycle. Then there is the actual physical effects of the uterus shedding it's lining, like cramping, which generally *follow* PMS (hence why it's called PRE menstrual syndrome).

But troons pretend that when they are on their "period", it's all happening at one. They get crampy, bloated, horny, emotional, say they crave chcoclate, and whatever else they think makes them look like an uwu real girl.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

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Categories for watchers (and farmers) are also listed below, some do overlap.
(Protip: you can make this a drinking game too if you want to take years off your life by picking a category to drink for.)

Primely Peaked: something manly as categorized as "feminine". Adult men in spinny dresses. The icky TERFS the he-mistress warned you about.
Tranch Inspectors: Misinformation on farming or abuse of animals. Here for your infertile soil.
Tard Wranglers: Sperging detectors, manchild managers, general looney-troons nonsense bouncers.
5 Nights at Kevies: finding something truly too much to bare even for a bonified Horror fan.
41% Inshallah Edition: Degeneracy Spotted (Any%). Onlookers of the Haram Harem. Prepare your shoes.
Honey Nut Queerios: Spot the milkmaids! looking for the current and aftermath of troons, TQ+ supporters and general wokeness. Not heart healthy.

Think we've got a good chance of some mentions of the far right/nazis/fascists too.

 

[Meiwaku]

Think we've got a good chance of some mentions of the far right/nazis/fascists too.

Sheeeeit I forgot that....Well let's put it with 'TERF" because all those words are synonymous to them anyways...

 

[Nothing To See Here]

But troons pretend that when they are on their "period", it's all happening at one. They get crampy, bloated, horny, emotional, say they crave chcoclate, and whatever else they think makes them look like an uwu real girl.

It's also always the ~cutesy~ symptoms they get. "I want some chocolate" rather than "I'm binge eating because I'm hungry 24/7". "I'm bloated" rather than "I've got the shits/I'm constipated". "Oh I'm all horny and moody" rather than existential dread, crippling depression or anxiety, or even psychotic symptoms in some cases. Not to even mention joint pain, flare-ups of other pre-existing health issues because the hormones are wack, exhaustion, nausea/vomiting... Not saying all women have all of these (or even any of them), but it's really telling that troons only ever feel a bit moody and want some chocolate uwu.