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The gaslighting continues as Phil tells a troll to "seriously get help, go find some professional help to talk to". Not only is he telling his trolls they are insane, he's also making light of people with mental issues while having an audience of people who likely take a "cocktail of medication" and a wife who's likely on the spectrum.

Forget about how this is probably a violation of some rule, forget that this could get him canceled if anyone actually gave a shit, let's just focus on the concept that this is a 38 year old man who still throws out insults that were in vogue when he was 13 if not younger. He has eternally stunted his mental growth to the point where all he can do when confronted is throw out insults that only a high schooler could take seriously.
 
Are you sure there aren't some wokescolds we could throw him to? I mean, let em have a snack and leave the rest of us alone for awhile and do some good for a change...
See you'd think so, but no one honestly seems to care. I'm shocked too because I've absolutely seen people canceled over less.
 
Phil: "No, I would not punch anyone in the face, I am not a violent person" - 2021

Phil: "I'd slap the shit outta that kid if I met them in real life ACKACKACKACK" - 2018
Hey now, he's changed and matured quite a bit since he shifted his focus and became a full-time livestreamer :stress:
(you know it's not like he was one back then and ceased making poopie and wee wee jokes on top of all that)
 
Are you sure there aren't some wokescolds we could throw him to? I mean, let em have a snack and leave the rest of us alone for awhile and do some good for a change...
It's been tried. No one cares about Phil because he has no power or influence to lose and lucked into landing on a platform that only cares about its users' behavior if they fall below a certain earnings bracket.
 
Are you sure there aren't some wokescolds we could throw him to? I mean, let em have a snack and leave the rest of us alone for awhile and do some good for a change...

If Dave were cancellable it would have happened by now, unfortunately for us the pigroach's survivability seemingly knows no bounds. He's gotten away with highway robbery as far as I'm concerned.
 
See you'd think so, but no one honestly seems to care. I'm shocked too because I've absolutely seen people canceled over less.
From what I can guess, the woke side cancel checkmarks are clout chasers just like Phil. They only care about social justice if the offender in question is well known enough. The difference being that they use group tactics, where Phil tries to do shit like that he is just laughed at.
 
Watching some illegal restreams of the Divinity PREMIERE from today. Just what I expected. He opened up by begging his audience to vote and prevent another boring game from winning, a two hours prestream and about an hour or an hour and a half worth of breaks from skimming through the video, a totally uninterested Phill hating every second of it and half assedly reading everything that's on screen while yawning.
He was either rocking back and forth to keep himself awake or falling asleep when he wasn't moving.
This is gonna be worse than Yasnooza, and by worse I mean funnier. Expect "everyone in chat" to say it's boring and being dropped in two weeks.
 
See you'd think so, but no one honestly seems to care. I'm shocked too because I've absolutely seen people canceled over less.
My favourite thing to think about used to be how people tried to cancel Pewdiepie for "being a Nazi" for wearing a British WW1 Home Guard replica uniform while "Hell March" from C&C: Red Alert played in the background (Neither of those things are even remotely related to the Nazis) while on the same platform, DSP has the infamous Dead Space 2 video with him doing the Isaac Heimler bit featuring quotes such as "Hello Jew" and "you big-nosed freak!". Literally nobody notices or cares about DSP, it's just us and his wheelchairs.
 
Phil: "No, I would not punch anyone in the face, I am not a violent person" - 2021

Phil: "I'd slap the shit outta that kid if I met them in real life ACKACKACKACK" - 2018

We all know Phil is your cliche Internet Tough Guy who'd cry (and has) if someone called him out on his bullshit. Too bad Phil doesn't have a spine, as it'd be entertaining to see just how far he'd go (and fail spectacularly).
 
Jesus Christ man, I go to sleep early because I had to wake up early today and I missed some hilarious Dave going mask-off greedy shit...

EDIT: Just checking exactly what happened on An1337's stream archive and the Streamlabs drama happened the minute after I stopped watching... goddamn. He took longer getting out of that boat than Guts.
 
Phil struggled with Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario 64 and Super Mario World 2. He can't even beat the retarded easy games without struggling
This fucker struggled a bit with Pokémon Sword. The game needs to be as braindead easy as Omega Ruby for him to be comfortable, and even then, he was having some trouble before the game handed him Mega Evolutions.
 
Watching some illegal restreams of the Divinity PREMIERE from today. Just what I expected. He opened up by begging his audience to vote and prevent another boring game from winning, a two hours prestream and about an hour or an hour and a half worth of breaks from skimming through the video, a totally uninterested Phill hating every second of it and half assedly reading everything that's on screen while yawning.
He was either rocking back and forth to keep himself awake or falling asleep when he wasn't moving.
This is gonna be worse than Yasnooza, and by worse I mean funnier. Expect "everyone in chat" to say it's boring and being dropped in two weeks.

I love how clueless he was when there wasn't a ubisoft waypoint to hold his hand, but as usual, by the next stream he walk directly towards where he needs to go

I'm predicting a difficulty change once he realises he can't just hold W

once it looses the new game smell, it'll be banished to the second stream, and we'll get another: "you guys voted for this game and you're not showing up to support me, reee"
 
Reminder, this is the guy who said Bowser’s Fury was “too difficult” because it doesn’t tell him exactly where to go, despite the fact that it constantly gives you hints as to what you need to do in order to get another Cat Shine.
"dood it didn't tell me where to go, bullshit lazy game design. Kojima didn't even wanna put that cat shine in the game!"
 
"If WE hit the tips goal tonight, I will spray myself with this watter bottle!"

I have no words.

EDIT: "It seems that it doesn't work. I said that I would splash this water bottle all over my face, but it didn't motivate you to contribute. No one cares."
One step closer to "I'll suck your dick for bits".
 
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