yousoundlikeanasshole
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1500 $ for a used bag that looks like its from Claire's.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Hey RYANN, pro tip: The ACTUAL, LITERAL rich don't flex Gas Station knockoff purses with ass ugly YUUUUGE logos. They purchase non-logo items from flagship stores and REAL department stores like Nordstrom and Bonwit Teller. They don't go sucking dick behind the dumpsters at the QT to get their fashion.
Hope this helps.
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The easiest way to tell if someone has trash taste is if they buy designer handbags with logos and garbage pasted all over the outside.
There’s a reason why the Birkin remains the most coveted handbag in the world. Have you seen that shit? It’s beautifully unadorned with crap. Finding a plain, classy designer handbag is such a chore these days.
There’s a reason why the Birkin remains the most coveted handbag in the world. Have you seen that shit? It’s beautifully unadorned with crap. Finding a plain, classy designer handbag is such a chore these days.
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That bag does look cheap. If I’m going to pay $1500 for a bag, I’d rather spend it on something custom and handmade or something with the brand logo not super large and trashy looking. Tess continually has the worst taste and she only really props things up because she thinks something being designer automatically means it looks good. Brand whores are the worst.
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I don't know much about women's fashion (or fashion in general) but that purse/bag looks like it was tagged by a graffiti artist. Kind of surprised that there isn't that blocky "S" on it like the ones that are spray painted on every overpass.
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I think the most expensive part would be the acrylic markers to write nonsense all over the 5€ plastic leather bag. But Tess is known for having trash taste and not a single creative bone in her boday... I mean you would even have to look a while for her actual bones. I am no designer bag buff, but this thing looks so cheap, I even have smell of cheap plastic leather in my nose when looking at this shit. Even the school bags of my class mates with the self drawn Metallica and Nirvana logos all over them had more work put into them.
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High end bags come in two types and classes. Super expensive ones where the logos are low key, small imprint somewhere and stamped hardware ...and the ones they sell to low class label whores who only want a purse that loudly broadcasts its logo in the tackiest way possible because they didn’t spend $1500 for a well made bag, they spent $1500 so that everyone within 100 feet thinks they spent $3k on a bag. Two very different markets. Tess, as always, is in the tacky, insecure bracket.
taintmisbehavin
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Just proving one unofficial definition of a LolCow: buys one expensive part of an outfit. Lacks any fashion sense so pays too much for an item that looks terrible on them. Uses said item with tacky, cheap articles that don’t match. Only wears outfit to go to the McDonald’s drive-in, Target, and/or The Dollar Tree.
Our Tess is classy so she at least waddles to the cakery for overpriced goods, but the rest stands.
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I don’t really like Tess’s style, but she could have found something loud and crazy but unique. Of course, she’d rather clout chase with a shitty brand name item.
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Pardon the 'tism but I popped in here yesterday and this is all I've been able to think about since then.
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"Calm down Tess, now is not the time for champagne cake. That comes later."
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Tess is over 400 pounds. Everything is going to look terrible on her so she might as well buy the tackiest looking garbage possible. The louder and tackier, the more she attempts to draw attention away from her numerous chins and swelling gunt.
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I checked the Balenciaga site. That gas station slam pig purse isn't there. I'm going with gas station purse bought at the Flying J's shitty "fine gifts" section.
And lemme be real generous: Maybe pig bought it at a high end thrift store. Maybe pig bought it as part of a "fundraiser" although I'm calling bull and shit there because we'd definitely hear about it.
Ryann is straight up FLEXING a new couture piece like she's living the life.
And if Balenciaga did make that shitty purse, I feel like they're trolling slam pigs like her. I've seen ass ugly Prada bags, Burberry, and Michael Kors bags that really made me think the same way. Like the company made this = "Look what we can make fat pigs and trashy whores do, lololol!"
And lemme be real generous: Maybe pig bought it at a high end thrift store. Maybe pig bought it as part of a "fundraiser" although I'm calling bull and shit there because we'd definitely hear about it.
Ryann is straight up FLEXING a new couture piece like she's living the life.
And if Balenciaga did make that shitty purse, I feel like they're trolling slam pigs like her. I've seen ass ugly Prada bags, Burberry, and Michael Kors bags that really made me think the same way. Like the company made this = "Look what we can make fat pigs and trashy whores do, lololol!"
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I believe she tagged a consignment site, like the real real, so that bag is a few seasons old. I'm thinking 2017, when that graffiti look was the thing. Louis Vuitton and Gucci did a spin on it too. So the bag is pre owned (no shade), a few seasons late. That's the funny part when you go for a capsule collection piece and not a timeless piece. Once you're a few seasons past, you're too late
Pl: I love Kate spade, and my dumb faux bougie ass still has my black, satin, rectangle Sam from 2001. (Told you, I'm old)
Pl: I love Kate spade, and my dumb faux bougie ass still has my black, satin, rectangle Sam from 2001. (Told you, I'm old)
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Balenciaga used to be a VERY upscale, high-end label. Think old Dior or Chanel.
I don't know who's designing for the label now, but for the past few years their collections have been utter shit. The clothing looks like it was all designed and worn by Jeffree Star.
Does anyone remember when Kanye had a Hermes bag custom painted for Kim? The painting was a horror version of a nude woman, it looked like it was done by a Picasso wannabe who was spunt on crack.
That's what Tess' bag reminds me of.
ETA: Here's the bag in question:
I don't know who's designing for the label now, but for the past few years their collections have been utter shit. The clothing looks like it was all designed and worn by Jeffree Star.
Does anyone remember when Kanye had a Hermes bag custom painted for Kim? The painting was a horror version of a nude woman, it looked like it was done by a Picasso wannabe who was spunt on crack.
That's what Tess' bag reminds me of.
ETA: Here's the bag in question:
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Ladies, we’ve ALL had those days where hormones are pushing you to the brink, you feel terrible, you’re trying to stay balanced and not snap at anyone and you struggle through work, come home and tell your friends you really don’t want to go out that night because your PMS has you depressed and short-tempered and just wanting to sleep, and you know you won’t be good company in that state.
And then there are people like Tess, who act like massive cunts all day and then go “SORRRRRRRRRY I’m such a bitch today, I’m PMSing!” And they do it for a good WEEK before every actual period, not for the 24 hrs max per month that’s expected.
That’s not PMS, that’s you getting one convenient excuse a month to try and explain away your regular, constant bitchiness.
Awww lookit the chavette who can’t afford actual BURANDO and has to buy used bags from 4 years ago. Sitting on cakes ain’t as lucrative as it seemed, innit?
As another poster said, many very expensive posh labels have two tracks for their designs: actual understated luxury goods for wealthy people, and hideous rubbish with HUGE logos on them so the middle class can tote it around and pretend they’re posh.
The only people they’re fooling are other middle class wannabes.
I’m torn: i want to say the most offensive thing in this pic is that bag, but I ALSO want to point out her awful frosted slap, her unevenly inflated lips, and her tits that are hanging to her gut and pointed directly south. So sad she has only one arm on that side and it’s busy trying to hide her fupa.
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All I thought of after goddamn that's tacky, was the nerve of bragging you spent that much on a bag. With the clusterfuck in Texas and covid, with people out of work and losing their homes. How fucking tone deaf. She could have spent that on something for her sons or put it away for emergencies. But whatever, you can take the pig out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the pig.
"Who created these great infographs"
It's really not that hard to open a black square and type with white text on it. There are probably apps that are made especially for virtue signaling on instagram. What a fucking kissass.
DeusVult
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I don't know about the bag, but damn, her face looks really swollen. All these cakes caught up with her. And don't get me started about her chicken-leg-like hand.
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She absolutely forgot to shoop her sad tiddyflaps. If she wasn't so fucking hell bent in making it seem like her tits are super perky balloon pornstar tiddies, I honestly wouldn't care. Tiddies go south eventually, that's life.
Also..1500$ for that? Goddamn, she should have just donated that money. People who flex like this "OMG YOU GUYS I JUST SPENT X AMOUNT OF MONEY ON A THING" are so pathetic.