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[stupid frog]

Better then him multi posting. Least he has something to say and the sense to condense it into a single post.



lmao I didnt even notice that. How womanly. The real question is why is that stool there?

I guess, but he posted like 4 times on the same page recently, jesus christ.

and it's a poop stool, no pun intended.

 

[Meiwaku]

Better then him multi posting. Least he has something to say and the sense to condense it into a single post.



lmao I didnt even notice that. How womanly. The real question is why is that stool there?

I hate that I actually know what this is but basically it's for putting your feet up on it so you're in more of a squatting position so you can shit better but I'm sure it also works well for deep amhole cleaning and prepping for having anorectal violence with ones concubine

These images are also IMMENSELY funny to look at and now we can picture our favorite Tran Ranch stars like this.

 

[JY's Tampon]

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I hate that I actually know what this is but basically it's for putting your feet up on it so you're in more of a squatting position so you can shit better but I'm sure it also works well for deep amhole cleaning and prepping for having anorectal violence with ones concubine

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These images are also IMMENSELY funny to look at and now we can picture our favorite Tran Ranch stars like this.

The squatty potty is legit.

 

[Enoby Way]

Barely related but our favourite infiltrating troon from a hundred or so pages ago made it to random_txt. And so they should.

 

[ranine]

Yeah I'm also starting to suspect that it's not Kevin, they're just getting too many unsolicited DMs from troons who think it's going to be catgirl life all day every day.



"I'm so womanly even my fupa has a cameltoe!"



Philip Logue and I have no idea about Bonnie's first name, but his last name is currently Nelson. Considering the 1/4 Peruvian heritage this might or might not be his original last name, or he could have taken his husband's when hey got married.

possible pl/no1curr but I've known a handful of Hispanic Nelsons, although it could be a weird coincidence and not related to Bonnie's husband.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sandy loam!

Sandy loam refers to the mineral texture of the soil but not things like organic matter, pH, salt content, moisture availability, growing season, or anything else that's relevant to growing plants. There's also elevation and seasonality of moisture to consider. So if all the other things are lined up, sandy loam can be good soil. Plop that down in Iowa or Monterey or Virginia and you're in business.

The soil at the tranch isn't literally the worst, but the short growing season and lack of irrigation seem like the biggest limiting factors.

If they didn't have stock, they could scrape out a meagre crop. I am certain that they haven't asked the county NRCS guy what kind of stocking rate per acre that soil can sustain, so if the alpacas can't graze, they're going to have to buy food for them.

But the idea that they can build the soil to the point where whatever blah blah blah is stupid given that the growing season is not there and the irrigation is not there.

If you're looking at a piece of land thinking, "These people for the last 300 years had no idea what they were doing," the dumb one is you.

 

[Souroti]

cAMelHOLE

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He just tweeted this
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Hi bonnie

Bonnie is fat and I would not have sex with him.

Wouldn't the hard manual labor of long days on a farm make you lose weight?

That's implying any of them actually work.

 

[Enoby Way]

Sandy loam!

Sandy loam refers to the mineral texture of the soil but not things like organic matter, pH, salt content, moisture availability, growing season, or anything else that's relevant to growing plants. There's also elevation and seasonality of moisture to consider. So if all the other things are lined up, sandy loam can be good soil. Plop that down in Iowa or Monterey or Virginia and you're in business.

The soil at the tranch isn't literally the worst, but the short growing season and lack of irrigation seem like the biggest limiting factors.

If they didn't have stock, they could scrape out a meagre crop. I am certain that they haven't asked the county NRCS guy what kind of stocking rate per acre that soil can sustain, so if the alpacas can't graze, they're going to have to buy food for them.

But the idea that they can build the soil to the point where whatever blah blah blah is stupid given that the growing season is not there and the irrigation is not there.

If you're looking at a piece of land thinking, "These people for the last 300 years had no idea what they were doing," the dumb one is you.

I see I may have been a bit off-base in making a snap judgement on whether Sandy loam is okay. I also found this bit of info in an article that has been posted before--they chose alapacs partly because their poo is so good for the ground. So they were aware of this to some extent.

Edit: @Marshal Mannerheim learn the lore. All Bonnie and Penny do all day is work. Norintha doesn't work physically but writes erotica that presumably brings in money. They're productive at least. Kevin is the exception to the no-laziness rule.

Do you not remember Penny was out there walking around on a broken foot before he could arrange a moonboot, just to do farm chores? They do a lot of work. They just don't apply their work ethic intelligently.

 

[Cool Spot]

The new updated first post is excellent.

That photo of him with the /b/tard shirt and "RAPE!" should follow him everywhere.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bonnie is fat and I would not have sex with him.

THAT'S your issue?

That's implying any of them actually work.

Well, to be fair some shit gets done. Not really appreciable amounts, yeah, but at least Penny and Bonnie look like they're putting in token effort. Problem is, you can't just do token effort with farm work. You're either in it 100% or you're fucked. These guys remind of even more useless versions of Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson on the Ranch, where every morning they'd be up walking around and Sam Elliot would come in already having been working. The Tranch is just a really extreme version of that.

I see I may have been a bit off-base in making a snap judgement on whether Sandy loam is okay. I also found this bit of info in an article that has been posted before--they chose alapacs partly because their poo is so good for the ground. So they were aware of this to some extent.

Okay, fair enough. The soil gets restored a bit because of alpaca dung. Then what? And why is it always about "giving a voice?" Octillions of people throughout history worked as farmers and ranchers and just did it. There's not really anything special about it except for the fact farming's become so efficient and industrialized 2-3% of the population feed the rest of the world.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

THAT'S your issue?

It's one of many.

 

[mickey339]

Another thing to look forward to for the documentary is the new pictures of Kevin's face that he doesn't control.

Selfies:

Other photographers:

 

[Postal Pippa]

Another thing to look forward to for the documentary is the new pictures of Kevin's face that he doesn't control.

Selfies:

Other photographers:
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Kevin's face is so undeniably male and I assume comes from a life of bad eating and poor skin care...and being a man. The same angle selfie only goes to show he knows he only can look decent under a specific way.
I sometimes think looking at his old face, specially with a beard he prolly could have scored some semi cute or marginally attractive weeb chick who was as much of a degenerate as him and would be willing to peg him while he cross dressed.
Why he would want to chase after other genderblobs that estrogen inflicted dicks is beyond me. For a claim of liking women, it seems like he only goes after dudes that pretend to be women but with dicks. It's kinda baffling to me.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

lmao I didnt even notice that. How womanly. The real question is why is that stool there?

As others have mentioned it’s a poop stool however the funny thing is that another famous [now defunct] trans only, cis excluding ranch in the middle of bum fuck nowhere also had a famous image of poop stool in it. Poopstools are a trans icon at this point.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Other photographers:

Rate me retarded, but that photo on the right is the most female-looking I've ever seen Kevin. (Still not actually female-looking, but you know. Baby steps.) Maybe it's the vague presence of a jawline, the absence of an over-obviously receding hairline, or maybe it's the fact that that little smile the only genuine human expression I've ever seen him making...

 

[stupid frog]

Rate me retarded, but that photo on the right is the most female-looking I've ever seen Kevin. (Still not actually female-looking, but you know. Baby steps.) Maybe it's the vague presence of a jawline, the absence of an over-obviously receding hairline, or maybe it's the fact that that little smile the only genuine human expression I've ever seen him making...

yeah, he could almost pass. as someones dying grandma, but still.

 

[mickey339]

Thanks for the info Kevin. We couldn't do without.

retweets

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Thanks for the info Kevin. We couldn't do without.
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So, he shares a bed with 2 other dudes and wears nothing. With a leaky AmHole. Sure thing, Kev.

And ew ... if that dude actually has a sister, I'd get a restraining order if I were her. Beyond creepy. Because you know that dude would be staring at his sister's body in the mirror and playing with her boobs. Incestuous isn't an adequate word for how disgusting that would be.

"Head empty" -- I will never get over how misogynistic men who claim to want to be women are. I'd honestly love for them to get taken prisoner by a guy who holds the exact same opinions about women as they do. Let them see what life is really like when someone thinks they are only good for cooking, cleaning, and sex and that they are too stupid to be allowed to have an opinion about anything. It's not going to be as much fun as they think.

 

[Souroti]

"Head empty" -- I will never get over how misogynistic men who claim to want to be women are. I'd honestly love for them to get taken prisoner by a guy who holds the exact same opinions about women as they do. Let them see what life is really like when someone thinks they are only good for cooking, cleaning, and sex and that they are too stupid to be allowed to have an opinion about anything. It's not going to be as much fun as they think.

They don't even live up to their misogynistic views either. Kevin (and most troons) lives in a filthy room, doesnt cook, doesnt wear "trad" feminine dresses (only mom jeans/clothes line panties/fully nude), voices his (uninformed and totalitarian) opinions on politics (meanwhile thinks that women are "too bimbo" to think and should only talk about "woman things", whatever Kevin thinks those are in his sick mind) and from the amhole sex pics he obviously doesn't even know how to please a man