Groundhog Day: Chantal Edition - We've discussed this before and we'll discuss it again

[Edith Puthy]

Stfu. We don't have to accept your dumbass hillbilly racism for the grand privilege of discussing every iota of Chinny's existence. If the smooth-brained racists get to speak freely, then so do we.

 

[FatGuyInALittleCoat]

Stfu. We don't have to accept your dumbass hillbilly racism for the grand privilege of discussing every iota of Chinny's existence. If the smooth-brained racists get to speak freely, then so do we.

keep extending yourself to fight "racism" while black people continue to throw you dumbass martyrs under the bus and call you out for every move you make. how does it feel to be a little bitch.

 

[Linda La Hughes]

She's so defiant that she's literally going to eat herself to death to own the haters.

 

[A. Kivi]

Vitamin K is not just about green leaf veggies. There are 2 types of Vitamin K; K1 and K2.
K1 is the one we get from veggies, K2 we get from dairy.
K1 is an unstable molecule as far as I know and most of it breaks down before our bodily system can absorb it as it is. However, K2 is much more stabile molecule. We are even able to store some of it.
So -as I'm not a doctor or a nurse - why is it, that doctors say leafy greens are the baddies but not dairy for people like Chantal (people on blood thinners)? I know there are professionals of medical field here reading and commenting..
Curiousity is my only weakness.

Moving on to other things occupying my thoughts, I'm convinced Miss Chantal is in dire need of education both in over-all nutrition facts and diabetes related information. I'm not gonna dwelwe into her absolutely rediculous and false statements about sugars and metabolism she made during her breakfast live. She hardly ate her oats, that's enough evidence for me that yet again, nothing of the medical information she was given at the hospital has penetraded her skull. Maybe her skull is solid bone? Jokes aside, her situation is seriously serious. Either the beetus ball starts to roll downwards really fast or she is managing to keep it on the top of the peak out of sheer luck. A tiny little shake in this equasion and yaknow-whadimean?

There's always a ray of sunhine, even in the darkest pit. She needs to make money on YT and her audience has been waiting for a time warp professional eating video for far too long. How long excatly now? 2 months?
Anyway, I know Chantal is lurking here. That's why I feel like a bursting Boyle to announce my idea and solution for her non-boil, non-cellulits, non-obesity-related situation type of a deal:
Chantal, do a time warp of festive meal at a concentration camp! It'll fit perfectly in to your life style change!
I know you love ethnic food, so make it an Indian one. You know, first concentration camps were in India during Queen Victoria era. You now Victoria, that 5" tall hippo-critter midget and sosiopath, the glutton who weighted like 350 lbs? She was very eager to know how little of food a human can survive.
I think this type of time warp mukbang could teach you something about mindfull eating. Or then again not.

 

[thejackal]

Vitamin K is not just about green leaf veggies. There are 2 types of Vitamin K; K1 and K2.
K1 is the one we get from veggies, K2 we get from dairy.
K1 is an unstable molecule as far as I know and most of it breaks down before our bodily system can absorb it as it is. However, K2 is much more stabile molecule. We are even able to store some of it.
So -as I'm not a doctor or a nurse - why is it, that doctors say leafy greens are the baddies but not dairy for people like Chantal (people on blood thinners)? I know there are professionals of medical field here reading and commenting..
Curiousity is my only weakness.

Moving on to other things occupying my thoughts, I'm convinced Miss Chantal is in dire need of education both in over-all nutrition facts and diabetes related information. I'm not gonna dwelwe into her absolutely rediculous and false statements about sugars and metabolism she made during her breakfast live. She hardly ate her oats, that's enough evidence for me that yet again, nothing of the medical information she was given at the hospital has penetraded her skull. Maybe her skull is solid bone? Jokes aside, her situation is seriously serious. Either the beetus ball starts to roll downwards really fast or she is managing to keep it on the top of the peak out of sheer luck. A tiny little shake in this equasion and yaknow-whadimean?

There's always a ray of sunhine, even in the darkest pit. She needs to make money on YT and her audience has been waiting for a time warp professional eating video for far too long. How long excatly now? 2 months?
Anyway, I know Chantal is lurking here. That's why I feel like a bursting Boyle to announce my idea and solution for her non-boil, non-cellulits, non-obesity-related situation type of a deal:
Chantal, do a time warp of festive meal at a concentration camp! It'll fit perfectly in to your life style change!
I know you love ethnic food, so make it an Indian one. You know, first concentration camps were in India during Queen Victoria era. You now Victoria, that 5" tall hippo-critter midget and sosiopath, the glutton who weighted like 350 lbs? She was very eager to know how little of food a human can survive.
I think this type of time warp mukbang could teach you something about mindfull eating. Or then again not.

all you newfags write 1000 words to say what we all have known for years: chantal is a fucking moron. a fat fucking moron. welcome to the farms tho.

 

[A. Kivi]

I'm pretty sure no-one has talked about chemichal equasions of vitamin K (plural) metabolism on this thread. I have broken it down for a layman in Chantal's comment section a long time ago.
I think I asked a validated question.

We all are morons in some way, some more than the others. Why is it so?
Curiosity is my only weakness.

 

[purple cactus]

It has probably been mentioned before but that vegan weight loss camp must've had some deranged new agey belief system associated with it right? Veganism wasn't that common in ~2000 when she would've gone and it's not like her mother would've cared about veganism specifically. They probably specifically focused on foods like quinoa, kale etc. that were also intentionally bland for whatever spiritual reason. I don't think she would keep returning to the high-vibrational or macrobiotic type diets (that basically no one else does these days) otherwise and since she lost weight at the camp nothing can convince her this isn't the best path towards weight loss/"healing."

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

It has probably been mentioned before but that vegan weight loss camp must've had some deranged new agey belief system associated with it right? Veganism wasn't that common in ~2000 when she would've gone and it's not like her mother would've cared about veganism specifically. They probably specifically focused on foods like quinoa, kale etc. that were also intentionally bland for whatever spiritual reason. I don't think she would keep returning to the high-vibrational or macrobiotic type diets (that basically no one else does these days) otherwise and since she lost weight at the camp nothing can convince her this isn't the best path towards weight loss/"healing."

The ONLY reason it worked for her back them is because she simply didn't have access to any junk food, and she wasn't allowed to eat whatever she wanted/whenever she wanted. (I.E. it wasn't the diet itself, it was the forced discipline.) Big Al has the same problem. She lost those 80 elbees when she was living with Krystal because Krystal's mom put the hammer down when it came to Al's eating.

Chantal's relationship with YouTube is very similar to her relationship with food. As long as she can delete the comments she doesn't want to pay attention to (even if those comments are the ones she should be paying attention to) she can't stay away from YouTube any more than she can stay away from fast food. It goes back to her inability to see things the way they are; only the way she wants to see them.

 

[purple cactus]

The ONLY reason it worked for her back them is because she simply didn't have access to any junk food. (I.E. it wasn't the diet itself, it was the forced discipline.) Big Al has the same problem. She lost those 80 elbees when she was living with Krystal because Krystal's mom put the hammer down when it came to Al's eating.

Chantal's relationship with YouTube is very similar to her relationship with food. As long as she can delete the comments she doesn't want to pay attention to (even if those comments are the ones she should be paying attention to) she can't stay away from YouTube any more than she can stay away from fast food. It goes back to her inability to see things the way they are; only the way she wants to see them.

Definitely, there was no doubt her diet there was very low calorie as well but the camp would've attributed the weight loss to the mystical powers of raw veganism or something, and she probably internalized it. It doesn't seem like she's ever tried normal/moderately healthy calorie restriction even back in her 200-300 lb days which is what most people go for first. She just keeps jumping to these bizarre diets (with scheduled cheat days every week lol) and then giving them up within 2-7 hours.

 

[Essig148]

I feel like she is spacing out her posts on purpose - either to maximize the number of incoming asspats, or to hide the fact that she is mukbanging like there is no tomorrow. The supposed ER visits explain the sparsity of her videos, esp. compared to the previous weeks.

Also, if I am allowed to play armchair shrink (Chantal ruined this expression), I'd say she had borderline personality disorder. It also has manic stages, but much shorter ones. People with BPD can't regulate their emotions, are impulsive and prone to addictions.

 

[DolphinLife]

Quick clarification when I said last night that the ER may not take our gorl seriously.

Of course they won't send her home without seeing a doctor, but she will probably be put at the bottom of the priority list. You are categorized depending on your symptoms... 1 is top urgent, 4 is the bottom and everyone who comes after you and is put in the 1-3 category will see a doctor before you... that's why you can spend 12-24h waiting on a chair in the emergency waiting room in Canada.

If Chantal has something very serious but her file shows she comes every damn week, or (worse) two days in a row for two different things, the nurse who's job is to sort the non-urgent cases from the urgent ones may be influenced by this info and put Chantal as a 4 while she should have been higher on the priority list, thinking she is more a case of attention whoring than anything else.

Also, because the canadian health care system is paid from our taxes, doctors don't send everyone further testing for fun. X-Rays, scans etc. are given only if necessary so if the doc thinks Chantal is faking or exaggerating, he might just send her home without any real tests, telling her to come back if it gets worse.

Spoiler

I had a friend who had an history of IBS and was often showing up at the ER trying to get painkillers. One day she showed up with abdominal pain and very light vaginal bleeding. The doctor not only didn't send her for further testing but actually refused when she asked for a blood test and an ultrasound, and sent her home with yet another painkillers prescription.

Turned out a few days later, when she went back with massive bleeding, that she had an ectopic pregnancy. Pregnancy hormones weren't high enough to show on a pee test, but did show up on the blood one which the first doctor had refused.

She basically could have fucking died had her fallopian tube bursted out.

Anyway I hope what I'm saying makes sense cuz english is hard and it's even harder

She’s manic. The portions she stuffs down in record time is unbelievable. Eyes wide and shifty at the same time. I’m asking myself why I’m watching this disgusting thing

Her neck is yellow

She thinks she’s so cute and endearing with those close up head tilting, smiling thumbnails. Disgusting revolting swine. I’d love to smash her in her fucking ugly eggplant head

 

[AbraCadaver]

She thinks she’s so cute and endearing with those close up head tilting, smiling thumbnails. Disgusting revolting swine. I’d love to smash her in her fucking ugly eggplant head

Lol calm down

 

[The Lurkness Monster]

Fuck!
No no no no no.... this can't be happening!
She is the herald of Papa Nurgle. (the god of decay in the Warhammer 40k universe)
She is the Great Unclean One.
Every ailment will just make her stronger.

So she farted on a nurse, because of course. Blaming it on either her antibiotics or one of her vitamin supplements as if being gassy isn't the norm for her.

I swear to god, I have been through some sick shit as a nurse, but a deathfat on atiobiotics sharting in my face would put me out on disability with PTSD. How could you ever get that stench out of your mind? It’s bad enough trying to find a vein amongst all that fat. You know were deatfats have some juicy veins? The tits! I haven’t needed to go there, but she deserves that kind of pain.

 

[Aynat Yxor]

Maybe she did a Britney and shaved her hair off????? (jk)

edit: is getting Pizza and Poutine together a Canadian thing? Or did she order from two seperate places while on her healing journey?

I can honestly say I’ve never had poutine and pizza at the same time, mostly because there aren’t many places I know of that have good pizza AND poutine or vice versa. But yeah, my Canadian ass couldn’t stomach both at the same time.

 

[Mook]

I’m convinced a feeder paid her to eat the pizza and pountane some kind of feeder video. She definitely is addicted to the cash too. Cash cow is perfectly put for her fat ass!

I can’t spell the Canada potato fries thing.. and I’m too lazy to look it up!.

 

[B’Elanna]

She has the same BMI as someone who is 600 lb already because she's shorter than average.
I did the calculation when she started hippo charging at Jen for being "twice her size". Jen is somewhere around 600 lb, but I remember hearing that she is taller than average. If she's 5'8", that puts her BMI at around 91.
Chantal is a midget. For someone 4'11" to get to the same BMI, they'd have to be - wait for it - 450 lb.

Chins is already exactly as fat as Jen is. And exactly as fat as the people on her fave show, 600 Pound Life. That's why she looks like a beach ball.

I’m gonna pl here and say that height makes a huge difference, I’m 4’ 10“ and 200 lbs looked (and felt) like 400 on me. Chantal is having panic attacks because maintaining a normal weight at her height and age means eating around 1300-1500 cals a day. I had to go under 1000 for awhile to get down to 120.
Life without fast food binges would be unacceptable to her.

 

[Aynat Yxor]

I’m convinced a feeder paid her to eat the pizza and pountane some kind of feeder video. She definitely is addicted to the cash too. Cash cow is perfectly put for her fat ass!

I can’t spell the Canada potato fries thing.. and I’m too lazy to look it up!.

Ha ha ha it’s poutine

 

[Contrary]

I hope she gets WLS. I would love to see how fast a human body can get back to this shape after a surgery like that. She would probably hold the record for fastest weight regained after WLS.

I know someone who had it...lost a small amount of weight for about six months, regained it all plus more.

 

[scootiepuff]

I've known a handful of people that have had WLS and they all lost ~ 100 lbs initially and then after the first year or so gained it all back plus some. Chantal would never have the discipline to make it work long term.

 

[Janethorsonmay]

She is coming dangerously close to not being able to fit through the bathroom doorway. (And turning sideways won't work for her, as we all know.)

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She should change the title of this "Live Cleaning" video, because out of an hour-long stream exactly 3 minutes was spent "cleaning," and said "cleaning" consisted of throwing empty food wrappers and soda cups into a large trash bag while seated.

Finally, can we PLEASE stop posting about what Chins could and should be eating/doing to save her own life? As has been said many times here, she's NOT going to do any of it. She's going get fatter and sicker until she's dead or immobile. Period. Full Stop. And honestly, at this point the smug, weak-willed, non-compliant cunt deserves what's coming to her. I swear, if I hear the words "I'm going to..." one more time....

Yeah she looked even worse from the side my GOD she is looking HORRIBLE