Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[UncleTusky]

In Juliana's world mindless self indulgence is "joy and peace". I'm pretty sure this is the brilliant logic we normally only see from toddlers, "give me another slice of cake and I WON'T scream all night".

Also for a second I was dumb and thought the "pensive pineapple" was Juliana's self deprecating description of herself. Sadly she wasn't funny enough to think of that.

 

[Cynar]

'Practicing intentional movement' is one of the most bullshit phrases I've ever heard. It also doesn't make sense, does she mean that if it were up to her the only movement she'd do would be eating? Wtf, absolute slob

Yes. Yes that is exactly what it means. Eating and internetting.
"Practicing intentional movement" = "remembering to move out of a chair, on purpose, for reasons other than going to the toilet or refrigerator, but I have to give it this faggoty-ass name because if I call it 'exercise' then I will trigger a horde of eating disordered slobs who will cancel me for not wanting to be buried at 39 in a coffin shaped like a bowling ball bag"

ETA: Verging on MATI but my God is there anything more whiny than that bs about "a SOCIETY that is OBSESSED with THINNESS" lmao bitch what are you TALKING about? What we call a size 8 now used to be a size 12. You can get a sack of unwrapped Reeses peanut butter cups to more easily pop them in your mouth (inb4 "maybe people use them for baking though!!!" lol no) and the package has SHARE or FAMILY printed on it in order to be like "okay but these aren't meant to be treated as a single serving bag of chips" and people do it anyway, with no sense of decency or shame. You aren't even "fat" anymore unless you're pushing 400 and on a scootypuff.

Julianna is just mad because we are still a society "obsessed" with things like basic mobility, not every chair in the world is steel-reinforced & bariatric, and not every Uber is set up to accommodate a human couch.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Julianna is just mad because we are still a society "obsessed" with things like basic mobility, not every chair in the world is steel-reinforced & bariatric, and not every Uber is set up to accommodate a human couch.

Yes, that's really the crux of it. Most normal, non-depressed, non-anxious people are truly horrified by the idea of being severely restricted, smothered, and in pain due to their own uncontrolled physicality and shitty, addictive behaviors. Normal people also don't want to be critically dependent on or burdensome to others, don't want to draw negative attention to themselves, and don't expect unrealistic special accommodations to be omnipresent just in case there's a once-a-year outlier situation. Sometimes it seems like people like J genuinely don't understand that.

J's worldview is a weird mix of utopian and dystopian, extremely childish and myopic. Of course it's little more than entitlement and solipsism at its core, and she can't deal when her inevitable shame for being miserable and monstrous bubbles up and boils over. She thinks we should all play along with her charade to make her feel better about being self-destructive, but the vast majority of people will never actually buy into her nightmarish existence because they don't want to live in a flesh prison and don't have a gaping void that is being wrongly filled through 5000+ calories a day of garbage. J is asking for a society of cruel enablers.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She went on an insane weight loss surgery rant today:

Spoiler: Rant Pics in Order

 

[ayotochin]

What?? It’s not good science?? 6% die but from what??? Direct surgical complications that took half a decade to take them out? I’m feeling like that 6% likely dies because they’re probably still fat as fuck and dealing with the consequences of living in that condition but I’m not an expert on everything like Corissa so plz no booly if I’m wrong

 

[DelicateMageflower]

What?? It’s not good science?? 6% die but from what??? Direct surgical complications that took half a decade to take them out? I’m feeling like that 6% likely dies because they’re probably still fat as fuck and dealing with the consequences of living in that condition but I’m not an expert on everything like Corissa so plz no booly if I’m wrong

Many of them have comorbidities that in all likelihood have caused permanent damage. WLS is often a last ditch effort to buy them more time. Sometimes it succeeds, but sometimes the damage has already been done.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She's now on a pregancy while fat rant...

 

[Cynar]

She went on an insane weight loss surgery rant today:

Spoiler: Rant Pics in Order

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Good God, it never stops. Everything is "rooted in" this and "doing the work" that. Just constant navel-gazing and scolding.

These people were all the one kid in your childhood crew who was always saying ".....you guys......" whenever you did anything out of bounds, then snitched to mom, then wondered why they never got invited to the pizza party (and then I guess grew up and simply became the pizza party? Idk this metaphor is running away from me now lol)

 

[JuniperFalls]

She went on an insane weight loss surgery rant today:

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"rooted in fatphobia whether it's for your health or not."

That's right, Corissa -- fatphobia is why you couldn't even walk through an airport without needing a wheelchair. Your 200 excess pounds of pure body fat had nothing to do with it at all.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Corissa: "I don't care what you do with your body, but I really do care lol"

I can't tell you how many people I've seen that have gone through WLS and either reduced or entirely got off their diabetes medications because they lost so much weight from their operation. Even with insurance, a lot of people have such uncontrolled diabetes that they're on multiple medications. That shit adds up quickly. I also know diabetics that spend hundreds a month in co pays from said medications, no joke. Even when you factor in the vitamins that you're gonna have to take post op for vitamin malabsorption (note: if you're on top of it there are once daily bariatric multivitamins that are cheap), it's a big money and life saver in the long run. In fact, bariatric surgery's effect on helping people manage or even reverse Type II diabetes has been studied a lot. Here's one study.

Also, as @DelicateMageflower said, WLS is a last resort for most patients. In the insurance paperwork you have to write down all of your attempts at losing weight you've ever done. WLS can really help people that actually do the work to keep at it and not pull a Boogie once their calorie malabsorption period ends.

Heaven forbid that a fatty wants to no longer be fat to stay alive at 50. Which I doubt Corissa and J are going to see. Especially J.

 

[brooky]

Why do FA people think about WLS so much and talk about it so often?

I don't post a regular monthly rant about why nose jobs are wrong and bad and whatever-ist. Because I never spend time thinking about nose jobs. Know why? It's because I'm not cripplingly self conscious about my nose, nor is my nose causing breathing issues that are killing me.

When other people get nose jobs, it doesn't trigger me. It doesn't make me feel like I'm being nose judged. I know 100% without a doubt that my nose is fine, and what other people do with their noses is their business. If they need sinus surgery for their health, fine. If they want a different nose for appearance, I can think that's stupid, but it's not my nose and has nothing to do with me.

Corissa and others like her can proclaim that they love being fat all they want. The fact that they flip out at the mere thought that completely separate, sovereign individuals from themselves might be happier losing a bit of weight proves that being fat actually bothers them a lot.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Random person: "I was dying under 300 elbees of extra weight. I got WLS to save my life. I'm still obese but now I can walk and I don't need insulin anymore."
Corissa:" OMG STOP OPPRESSING ME!"

Did I get that right?

 

[Morbo]

6% death rate isn't high for a group of patients with multiple and often severe conditions.

I want her to explain how hard done by she is by fatphobic doctors to some Yemeni mother who is helplessly watching her kids starve to death.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

LOL @ Corissa with her "there is an alternative to weight loss surgery that doctors aren't exploring". What the fuck would that be? She doesn't want a doctor to talk about diets. So, does she think there is some magic pill that all the doctors are secretly hiding from fatties? If your health is in the shitter, exactly what do you want a health care professional to do? Ignore it and hope it goes away through the power of fat acceptance?

I sometimes wonder if Corissa is really so retarded that she actually believes that fat is only deadly because we haven't accepted it in society yet. She doesn't really think that the stress of not being seen as attractive is what drives her health problems does she? If so, I bet there's fat marbling in her brain because that is grade A stupid.

 

[Swann's Bae]

I’d really like to see her play secretary for “all 220k” of her followers. Or even one.

“I don’t care what you do and I guess technically I won’t be a bitch outright to you but I will subtly and insidiously alienate you with coldness while you suckle the teat of the emaciated normies you aspire to be, you fucking sellout”

 

[bathtub-tigers]

“I just want to reassure you that it’s not your obligation to show that person sympathy.”

“You don’t have to feel happy for them.” (<— this is projection)

“That’s something they can get elsewhere if they need it.”

Wow. Real nice community y’all have there. Seems real supportive and healthy.

 

[Cynar]

I sometimes wonder if Corissa is really so retarded that she actually believes that fat is only deadly because we haven't accepted it in society yet. She doesn't really think that the stress of not being seen as attractive is what drives her health problems does she? If so, I bet there's fat marbling in her brain because that is grade A stupid.

Doctors have many, many euphemisms and acronyms they can put in the file of someone like her. Nice, professional ways of noting: this person is hostile and combative, will not listen to medical advice or follow instruction, is an unreliable reporter, shows signs of things like bpd/npd, is pathologically self-destructive, has a strong persecution complex, prefers their own diagnosis and will not accept outside medical advice, refuses to confront the root cause of her medical issues and will lash out if mentioned, needs to be handled as a mentally ill case of harm reduction, etc.

Corissa's logic is that doctors who think the above are literally killing her. She translates the above to: "I am an evil white supremacist (somehow) shitlord doctor who hates fat people and wants them all to die. When my patient complains that her knees are crumbling like chalk and she keeps burping up battery acid, I'll totally ignore any other possible cause and only suggest weight loss, even though there's definitely secretly some other reason her body is disintegrating. Because I hate her and I'm obsessed with hating fat people (evil laugh)"

So when Corissa has grinding joints, orange peel skin, wonky periods, or, say, can't walk through a goddamn airport, and a doctor says "yeah, we can look into (whatever treatment), but you'd benefit from weight loss," she can go home and cry about how a DOCTOR did it to her. The evil, anti-fat, white supremacist (somehow) establishment put her in all that pain and misery. A stupid non-woke racist (somehow) doctor who probably should be fired and evicted and hung from a lamppost made her joints ache. Corissa dindunuffin

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

It's not okay to get a life saving surgery, but it's okay to get lip fillers for vanity reasons!? Corissa is such a massive (pun intended) hypocrite. Corissa is just mad that she can't get a "hot" guy with a six pack.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

 

[glass_houses]

J, it's very hard to pull off 'transmasculine' with tits as big as yours. I hate to break it to you, but you just look like a fat fatty mcfatfat dyke. Playing dress ups really isn't doing the trick for you.