Callum Nathan Thomas Edmunds / MauLer93 / MauLer and the EFAPshere - Objective discussion about not-Channel Awesome featuring Rags, Southpaw and more!

  • Thread starter Thread starter LN 910
  • Start date Start date

Are MauLer's videos too long?

  • Yes

    Votes: 186 13.0%
  • No

    Votes: 388 27.2%
  • Fuck YES

    Votes: 853 59.8%

  • Total voters
    1,427
The Winter Soldier, which is on their approved list, is a particularly egregious example of this, and Phase 2 of the MCU in general had this problem so much that the Honest Trailer for Age of Ultron made a joke out of it.
That was a very common complaint back then with the post-Avengers MCU movies, and then when the Avengers did started showing up in the regular MCU movies, suddenly it became "This is just the Avengers: Starring Captain America." You can't satisfy anyone.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: TheImportantFart
That was a very common complaint back then with the post-Avengers MCU movies, and then when the Avengers did started showing up in the regular MCU movies, suddenly it became "This is just the Avengers: Starring Captain America." You can't satisfy anyone.
Truth is, the cinematic universe is a nice gimmick but after a while, you can't really tell good stories because of all the shit that already exists in the universe.
After a while, the universe collapses in on itself because of all the characters and powers that are incompatible with each other, as well as the amount of homework one has to do in order to keep up with everything.
It's the main reason I stopped caring about superheroes, there are no self contained stories anymore.
Man of Steel was the last big self contained superhero movie... well, I suppose there was Fant4stic but... no.
 
Truth is, the cinematic universe is a nice gimmick but after a while, you can't really tell good stories because of all the shit that already exists in the universe.
After a while, the universe collapses in on itself because of all the characters and powers that are incompatible with each other, as well as the amount of homework one has to do in order to keep up with everything.
It's the main reason I stopped caring about superheroes, there are no self contained stories anymore.
Man of Steel was the last big self contained superhero movie... well, I suppose there was Fant4stic but... no.
The thought of them doing multiverse garbage is making my skin crawl. That's just begging for convoluted story telling, though the fanservice route with bringing back older fan favorite versions of characters is admittedly a clever marketing ploy.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: PenguinSuitAlice
The thought of them doing multiverse garbage is making my skin crawl. That's just begging for convoluted story telling, though the fanservice route with bringing back older fan favorite versions of characters is admittedly a clever marketing ploy.
None of that stuff looks interesting, I don't think I'll be watching that stuff unless it's really bad because I like laughing at big budget trash, Wonder Woman 1984 was hilarious.
The only one I'm kind of interested in is Raimi's Doctor Strange 2 but, after seeing Guy Ritchie's Alladin earlier this month, I can tell that the filmmaker doesn't matter in big budget Disney productions, they're producer driven not director driven.
DS2 most likely won't have any of Raimi's stylish filmmaking, it will just be another generic looking MCU movie with tons of bad green screen and unconvincing CGI, I'll wait for the reviews.
I'm probably completely done with cinematic universes after the Snyder Cut.

Watching the Nolan trilogy on Kiwi Farms Movie Night made the MCU and DCEU look even worse to me.
Even though they're not perfect, those movies are leagues above the current capeshit.
 
Also if they are covering the other DCEU films, what will their complaints for Shazam! be since that one is the closest to the MCU levels of campiness? Some guesses could be the CGI given the low budget while ignoring the practical effects, the villain is a weak character and just the mirror opposite of Billy Batson (much like hero/villain dynamic in the MCU films), Billy's subplot of finding his mother and not even cover the character's arc, and the mid-credit scene

They already hate Shazam. At least Southpaw has a fixation with it (before his call to fame with Spiderman spergery). I'm not totally sure who in the rest of the crew has seen it yet.
 
They already hate Shazam. At least Southpaw has a fixation with it (before his call to fame with Spiderman spergery). I'm not totally sure who in the rest of the crew has seen it yet.
By the way, Southpaw is currently in an argument with a random twitter user over the physics of Spider-man webbing away Captain America's shield.
Capture.PNG

Capture1.PNG

He continues to be a miserable human insect.
 
mis
By the way, Southpaw is currently in an argument with a random twitter user over the physics of Spider-man webbing away Captain America's shield.
View attachment 1944960
View attachment 1944955
He continues to be a miserable human insect.
miserable human insect is the roght word... imagine living like that ?
I suppose this is the human brain under too much efap.
Here's how the efap logic works aparently first you created an authistic "objective" scale of quality so things can be bad or good, use the bad to shit on things you don't like but when someone aplies the same logic on things that you like do mental gymnastics to justify why they actually are good in you "objective scale" even when you have to do stupid shit like referencing the source material (which your scale system forbids anyway)
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Subhuman Degenerate
Why the fuck are people arguing about physics in superhero universes lmao, I don't know shit about capeshit but the whole idea of Spiderman being able to swing via just his webshots is more than enough to tell you it's not even realistic

You might as well debate about how Superman is not realistic or breaking physics rules for being able to fly
 
Why the fuck are people arguing about physics in superhero universes lmao, I don't know shit about capeshit but the whole idea of Spiderman being able to swing via just his webshots is more than enough to tell you it's not even realistic

You might as well debate about how Superman is not realistic or breaking physics rules for being able to fly
"He got superpowers by being bitten by a radioactive spider? *scoff* How utterly nonsensical and unrealistic, what kind of melonfart wrote this dreck? In the real world, if you were bitten by a radioactive spider, you would probably just die, certainly NOT get stronger. Therefore, Spiderman, in its entirety, is Objectively Bad™."
 
Why the fuck are people arguing about physics in superhero universes lmao, I don't know shit about capeshit but the whole idea of Spiderman being able to swing via just his webshots is more than enough to tell you it's not even realistic

You might as well debate about how Superman is not realistic or breaking physics rules for being able to fly
These internet pseudo intellectuals always have to have the last word and if they ever come away from a twitter argument without thinking they "won" it'll ruin their whole day because they'll keep stewing over it. That's usually when they drag it into their discord so their nuthuggers can kiss the boo boo.

I think most of us had moments like that, but then at some point we also realized that arguing on the internet is a massive waste of time and we can stop any time we want. EFAPers have built their whole identity around this so they can't, they're trapped in endless, pointless arguments with other idiots who will never ever admit that they're wrong. A hell of their own making.
 
but now we got a troon who's a regular, a severe autist who's losing his shit about Spiderman, and now you're getting into politics, with Sargon and Destiny of all people. I thought he was smart enough to stay away from politics but I guess I was wrong.
This is like the start of a bad joke. "An egomaniac, a furry, and a tranny walk into a youtube political dicussion..."
 
By the way, Southpaw is currently in an argument with a random twitter user over the physics of Spider-man webbing away Captain America's shield.
View attachment 1944960
View attachment 1944955
He continues to be a miserable human insect.
These arguments are getting considerably more autistic with each day.
Why the fuck are people arguing about physics in superhero universes lmao, I don't know shit about capeshit but the whole idea of Spiderman being able to swing via just his webshots is more than enough to tell you it's not even realistic

You might as well debate about how Superman is not realistic or breaking physics rules for being able to fly
Pedantism is a hell of a drug.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Simon Belmont
MauLer is trying to be cute/funny.
Most of his Discord messages always have some dumb emote in them so he does it over there too.

Also some updates for the video:
Screenshot 2021-02-24 133246.png
Screenshot 2021-02-24 133314.png
Screenshot 2021-02-24 133337.png

"Looking like the GOT episodes"
Oh no
Screenshot 2021-02-20 113255.pngScreenshot 2021-02-24 132437.png

(Image on the left is from the 20th, one on the right is from a minute ago)
Considering the hours he's putting into games I wonder when we'll actually see the video, unless he's able to multi task like a motherfucker; simultaneously being able to focus and edit and script a video while playing games (which we know is not true) . Or he has the games alt + tabbed, who knows.

I tried going there to see if there were still threads up and I'm mad at you specifically because /tv/ sucks. /sneed
I went to look as well, and first thing I saw was a naked man with a cock cage on. Classic /tv/.
 
Truth is, the cinematic universe is a nice gimmick but after a while, you can't really tell good stories because of all the shit that already exists in the universe.
After a while, the universe collapses in on itself because of all the characters and powers that are incompatible with each other, as well as the amount of homework one has to do in order to keep up with everything.
It's the main reason I stopped caring about superheroes, there are no self contained stories anymore.
Man of Steel was the last big self contained superhero movie... well, I suppose there was Fant4stic but... no.
It’s better to have a hero per city and very rarely crossover, like when there’s crossover in police jurisdictions. The real problem is the constant power creep in any story. It’d be a genuinely interesting story where a hero is constantly struggling to fight random criminals and gangsters.
 
It’s better to have a hero per city and very rarely crossover, like when there’s crossover in police jurisdictions. The real problem is the constant power creep in any story. It’d be a genuinely interesting story where a hero is constantly struggling to fight random criminals and gangsters.
One of the problems with Marvel in general in the Comics is that Stan Lee etc. decided to have most of the characters and character groups he created to be based in or around New York City, so when you are reading multiple heroes' comics at once you are constantly wondering why none of them are aware of what is going on only a couple blocks away. DC just makes up cities for each individual character to operate in, which I guess is better, but Gotham as far as I know is the only one that actually has a character to it.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Woke Blue Muttlema
* MauLer and his friends saying they aren't a diehard Marvel fans after sucking Marvel films for two and a half hours straight.

It's definitely one of MauLer's big blind spots for sure. He only attacks the low-hanging fruit, even though Far Away From Home was basically Marvel Universe Middle-Movie: Also Spiderman's In It.

I think it's fairly safe to assume that most of those videos listed there are going to take the better part of half a decade to complete if he spends all his time playing video games and E-FAPping.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Lensherr
One thing I noticed in their Efap of Filmento's MoS defense, was they kept bringing up Zod wanting to rebuild Krypton as being stupid. Even though the film repeatedly states that Zod's desire to do so is hardwired into his DNA and personality since birth. He is made that way. He has no free will. It would make more sense to keep Earth as it is and rule like gods. Yet he cannot do so. It is his purpose.
 
Back