39th Annual Christian Love Day

[metroid_fetish]

If anyone is wondering what to get our beautiful girl for her birthday, let this article be your guide.

https://www.destructoid.com/stories/amiibo-as-butt-plugs-ranked-331236.phtml

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Will year 39 be the year where he finally gets it? Stay tuned to find out!

I'm waiting for the prediction stated by @Mariposa Electrique . I'm sure Praetor or some other enablers are planning to have a day out with the woMANchild.

 

[draggs]

How does a man like this live to be damn near 40?

H o w?

Because we live in a society.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Happy birthday Chris. Shine on you crazy diamond.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

39 Years Old?
That's rough.

 

[Lonestar]

Happy Birbday!

 

[Lame Entropy]

Happy Birthday Chris. I do not look forward to what your future brings.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

How does a man like this live to be damn near 40?

H o w?

His extreme equivalent Tommy Tooter is older, yet lived under harsher conditions. Another reason could be the Weston survival gene.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Happy birthday Chris! I remember when you were just a weird post on a 4chan thread one day. Why, I remember it like it was yesterday... people kept sending you emails with rosechu having dicks on them and you just kept responding. Hope you're happy. My birthday wish is that you stop taking that HRT poison.

 

[metroid_fetish]

You can tell how old Chris is by counting the rings on Barb's vagina.

 

[Alex Krycek]

An Independence Day inspired speech is definitely in order.

 

[Achingaxels88]

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

It’s funny how Chris’s birthday is separated by less than two days to George Washington’s.

Just... something to think about.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

It’s funny how Chris’s birthday is separated by less than two days to George Washington’s.

Just... something to think about.

Chris is related to Royalty or so he claims...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

amazing, almost 40 years of failure, funnies, and flamboyancy from the most piggish human on the planet. Maybe this year will be the year he gets laid.

Chris already had sex years ago and he paid a hooker for it

 

[peanus weenus]

I'm so fucking old

 

[Ihascat]

Happy birthday Chris! Here's to another year you magnificent, crazy bastard.

 

[BadGoy1488]

What will Barb do when Christian Love Day dies?

 

[cumrobbery]

Woooo chris!!

 

[Ulysses S.]

I don't think (s)he'll ever see this but happy birthday Chris!