DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[WASTED]

Spoiler: more old man rantings about how dangerous seattle is

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Rate me late but I want to go back to Dave's comments about vtubers for a second. Yes there is a degree of waifuism going on there, no one would deny that. But it's hilarious to me that Phil wants to cry about how vtubers are just the new titty streamers when they actually play games FAR more than he does. Recently a few Hololive members have been playing through the different routes of Undertale. Their stream archives are usually 6-8~ hours of largely uninterrupted gameplay, with minimal amounts of dead air and their version of a 'prestream' slideshow is like 5-10 minutes long. Phil, the true and honest common man gamer, plays from 12 PST to 2:30 PST, 3 PST to 4 PST, and then from 7:15 PST to 9:15 PST (5.5 hours). This is not even accounting for all the time spent doing shoutouts, LIMBs, hands-off controller rants, and auditing.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

That's the "condo facility" video, isn't it? The way he words things makes him seem like a fucking alien. He barely knows any idioms, which is impressive when you consider the fact that he only speaks one language, and he has the vocabulary of a 12 year old. This stuff wouldn't be too bad if he was a labourer on a construction site or something, but he talks for a living.

I agree with the idioms part. But his vocabulary is above average. But that's just another hallmark of a narcissistic sociopath.

 

[Pargon]

Spoiler: more old man rantings about how dangerous seattle is

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Sounds like a seeded excuse for him to not be able to do overtime anymore, or to have to shorten his streams overall, and one iirc that he's given before.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Spoiler: more old man rantings about how dangerous seattle is

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Boy, sure is a good thing you moved away from your home to WA isn't it DSP? Why did you leave CT again? Wasn't it to get away from crime?

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Spoiler: more old man rantings about how dangerous seattle is

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Those wicked thugs in the mean streets of Seattle, they'll do anything for their next hit assaulting the innocent Kats of the world. Like drive a whole 16 minute drive away from Seattle itself to assault the defenseless workers of Fred Meyer in Renton.


Here's an idea, pigroach. If crime (or, if we're going to be honest here, just the mere presence of any Tyrones within a 10 mile radius of you) is such a horrible impact on your life that you just can't deal with, then maybe you should've moved out to the boonies and not anywhere nearby a major metropolitan area, where there is going to be significantly more crime than in the middle of nowhere. Considering it was wholly your decision to move out to WA nearby Seattle, I guess that means you're solely responsible for putting your precious cardboard cutout of a wife in harm's way.

Friendly reminder: Phil is always his biggest detractor. He's whining about a living situation he's currently in that was 100% his own choice, and therefore, his own fault.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I love the Katherine is terrified to go out at night and see any hoodlums (negros) act Phil does. The girl who grew up in poor Shithole, Michigan bouncing around halfway houses and near certainly has obtained drugs from said hoodlums.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

"Physically active strenuous stuff" = shopping
This man is pathetically weak, it is seriously pitiful.

 

[tzgnilki]

As someone with no prior knowledge of Divinity, can anyone explain to me why they believe the game will be painful for Phil, more-so than other RPGs he's played? Can you describe any personal struggles you've had with it?

you have to pay attention to npc dialogue, cause the quest log can be unclear, and quests don't always start a waypoint

and since he's on classic difficulty, he'll have to micro analyze synergy between his party's abilities/gear, which is more complicated than cyberpunk, he cried about how "complicated" cyberpunk's skill system was, so he's gonna hate divinity

basically, it isn't a ubisoft walking simulator so he's gonna struggle, even with some hand holding, I can see him accidentally killing quest npcs, getting lost and struggling in battle

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

So Phil hoards old cat shit randomly

nice ...

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Is Phail calling himself a drug addict now? I thought it was just gacha....

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

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Time to move states again, I guess.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Spoiler: more old man rantings about how dangerous seattle is

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Dave moves near one of the cities with one of the highest numbers of homeless population in the US, complains about the city being filled with drug addicted homeless shoplifters.
Brilliant, just brilliant. What's the next step in your master plan? Moving to Sao Paolo? Going to Roppongi when you visit the capital of Woodwind Instrument Players with Khet?

 

[DeeTracktor]

He is really getting desperate now

''Jasper attacked me''
''I'll spray water in my face''
''Kat could die, in an Area I scammed my viewers to move her too''

Am I missing anything from the past fortnight?

He's jonesing to upgrade his sweaty man jpeg army isnt he and he's going to lower himself even further to do it

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Will Dave finally buy that gun which will more than likely lead to him wildly firing in the air at the first sign of a threat like Boogie?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Those wicked thugs in the mean streets of Seattle, they'll do anything for their next hit assaulting the innocent Kats of the world. Like drive a whole 16 minute drive away from Seattle itself to assault the defenseless workers of Fred Meyer in Renton.
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Here's an idea, pigroach. If crime (or, if we're going to be honest here, just the mere presence of any Tyrones within a 10 mile radius of you) is such a horrible impact on your life that you just can't deal with, then maybe you should've moved out to the boonies and not anywhere nearby a major metropolitan area, where there is going to be significantly more crime than in the middle of nowhere. Considering it was wholly your decision to move out to WA nearby Seattle, I guess that means you're solely responsible for putting your precious cardboard cutout of a wife in harm's way.

Friendly reminder: Phil is always his biggest detractor. He's whining about a living situation he's currently in that was 100% his own choice, and therefore, his own fault.

Stocking the shelves at Fred Meyer is LITERALLY one of the most dangerous jobs in the US! Can you believe that in all of the retail stores throughout the United States FIFTY-SEVEN PEOPLE died from violence and other injuries by persons or animals in 2019? She might as well be walking into a death trap!

EDIT: Yes I know this should be expressed as a rate but the BLS tables don't have rates by occupation & injury type. Their non-fatal injury tables also do not have rates by occupation for injury by another person or animal. No way in fuck am I downloading raw BLS data and doing the calculations myself in order to properly shitpost.

 

[Crooked 16th]

My god Phil toss you cat litter out every week for the love of god, Hell i clean my 2 cats litter boxes every few days and make sure they don't have clumps in their boxes I even clean their shit out of it right after they poop just so they feel clean and safe.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Lol phil is saying Indian food is healthy, in my city we have a large Asian population and they have huge problems with diabetes, the food is great but full of carbs and fats
also, Phil says you don't see Indian fast food places as you cant make healthy food fast?

https://bjcardio.co.uk/2018/09/diabetes-cvd-supplement-2-diabetes-and-cardiovascular-risk-in-uk-south-asians-an-overview/

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil’s version of upping the ante will be at an extremely retarded snails pace. Even with the water bottle spray, it will first be room temperature and upped into water that was stuck in the freezer for 7 minutes. Phil ding dong ditching a door would never happen due to his very serious injuries but we could possibly get a hatchet showing. Maybe cut through some bubbles with that dangerous weapon.

The biggest dare would have to be of course showing his wwe account! 10k Wwe champions reveal!

Stocking the shelves at Fred Meyer is LITERALLY one of the most dangerous jobs in the US! Can you believe that in all of the retail stores throughout the United States FIFTY-SEVEN PEOPLE died from violence and other injuries by persons or animals in 2019? She might as well be walking into a death trap!

I did a Meijer store for Christmas one year while my factory did a winter shutdown. I had a good ass time pushing buggies, getting cash tips, having sneaky ciggies away from the cameras, seeing hoes come in,, chugging cokes whenever I felt like it. If I had no real financial responsibilities I'd go back.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Time to move states again, I guess.

The more we say it, the less he will do it. Which gives us more content because the price of his house is going to plummet. Boeing have recently announced they're pretty much going to sell their Renton HQ. They've already shuttered most of their properties there and won't be opening again. Over 160 additional businesses have left Seattle since 2019. When all the employers leave the area why would anyone want to live there... for the $400 Internet?