DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Edit: Someone tells Phil they think it's nice to use their imagination. Phil responds "UH. I didn't pay money to use my imagination. I paid money to play a game."

Every book published after the invention of film was written by lazy fucking authors who demand you pay them money to use your imagination. I paid money for a story you fucking nudniks!

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Edit: Someone tells Phil they think it's nice to use their imagination. Phil responds "UH. I didn't pay money to use my imagination. I paid money to play a game."

You didn't pay money, either. It was bought for you.

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil too stupid to do a backstab apparently. the UI is just too confusing.

 

[PieceofShet]

Did he just say...

"Oh, the red bar is the health bar?"

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Some paypig is in chat saying StreamElements won't let him tip (couldn't catch the name because of Phil's mush-mouth). I wonder if this guy is IP banned because of the advanced chargeback protection. Or is he just messing with Phil?
'Ooooh Phil I really want to give you money but the new platform won't let me . '

 

[RoyalBlast]

Did he just say...

"Oh, the red bar is the health bar?"

Oh my god.

 

[ZehnBoat]

why is he complaining about the game having a narrator?
he needs everything spelled out to him anyway, so having it in words should keep his gin soaked brain from hurting itself

 

[Iron Hamster]

"So I figured out why there's a narrator, it's because they're lazy. They just narrate everything and don't have any animation. Like it says he peels a potato and puts it down but keeps the knife. But it doesn't happen because they're lazy. That's what it is. Just have a narrator say everything and just take it for granted because they didn;t bother to animate it"

or maybe it's a game based heavily off D&D shit and put a heavy focus on the writing, world and character interactions, which means purely cosmetic things, like minor animations, had to be cut?

i'm just saying games don't have infinite money and if something is going to get cut, would kinda rather have it be cosmetic shit like small animations. but phils also a fat cunt, so.

edit: "So this chat member says it's supposed to be like a Dungeon Master describing things at a table top game. That's great but I'm not playing a table top game. I';m playing a video game I paid for, so you'd think they'd animate shit, but I guess not."

what a fat fucking nigger.

He's pissed that the game makers made money doing the same shit he does everyday during his streams.

 

[JimiHendrix]

"Search for the throat clearing thief?"

alright that made me giggle a bit.

 

[Colloid]

Edit: Someone tells Phil they think it's nice to use their imagination. Phil responds "UH. I didn't pay money to use my imagination. I paid money to play a game."

Color me shocked that he’d rather mindlessly stare at pretty moving pictures instead of reading about or listening to something being described and having his mind fill in the gaps.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil is currently looking for 'a thief who constantly clears his throat' in the game. Maybe he should get a mirror.
EDIT: ninja'd again

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Mate sadly so many detractors are like James the Lesser, they just hide it better. There are so many detractor "secret boy groups" where they shit on other detractors behind their backs in private, only to suck their pecker in public. There are some good lads, but they are a shocking minority.

What I saw in the last two weeks makes me really think Phil and SuperHound are the less autistic sides.

And damn near all of the "groups" are on Discord.
A rule of thumb is to treat Discord like going to a nightclub after 3 am...nothing good ever results from it.

 

[JimiHendrix]

phil just got jumped by a literal homeless man, 1v4 and he's losing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'll be honest I expected Dave to get steamrolled really early, but not as early as the tutorial fight

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Chat is apparnelty already hating the game, the groundwork for the rage quit is being laid

 

[Gramh]

You want the most prolific streamer to pay attention to a narrative story in a Role Playing Game like some filthy peasant? Especially one that doesn't have the deep levels of psychological titillations of something as masterful as Bugsnax?

 

[fuckshitsnake]

But then he cant cry cause of chargebacks.

I mean, he will. In theory, he couldn't, in actuality, he will, and the tards will open their wallets.
For fuck's sake, Phil rants about taxes throughout the entire YEAR, not just during tax season, and yet just today he was claiming he "forgot to pay his tax guy". His ability to lie is starting to deteriorate just as fast as the rest of his mind and body. Tards still gonna fill his pockets despite that, though.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Chat is apparnelty already hating the game, the groundwork for the rage quit is being laid

Mod(s) set up a poll: Is the game terrible?

85% say no. DSP really does just selectively read chat to reinforce his own opinions/perceptions.

 

[PieceofShet]

He wants to drop it soo hard.

"...everybody hates the game."

From an's stream.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

"So I figured out why there's a narrator, it's because they're lazy. They just narrate everything and don't have any animation. Like it says he peels a potato and puts it down but keeps the knife. But it doesn't happen because they're lazy. That's what it is. Just have a narrator say everything and just take it for granted because they didn;t bother to animate it"

or maybe it's a game based heavily off D&D shit and put a heavy focus on the writing, world and character interactions, which means purely cosmetic things, like minor animations, had to be cut?

i'm just saying games don't have infinite money and if something is going to get cut, would kinda rather have it be cosmetic shit like small animations. but phils also a fat cunt, so.

edit: "So this chat member says it's supposed to be like a Dungeon Master describing things at a table top game. That's great but I'm not playing a table top game. I';m playing a video game I paid for, so you'd think they'd animate shit, but I guess not."

what a fat fucking nigger.

>complains about lack of animations in DOS2
>has nothing but praise for Pokémon Sword