Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

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The final boss of Rapelay is more like it.

Kazuma Kirya

What a shocker, Bob's fans are the kind of fake fan that only looks at the surface level of things and gets basic shit like the main protagonists name wrong.

 

[Flexo]

It particularly upsets me that these puffed up fops make such a to do about the MCU making strawmans for their politics and confusing that with artistic weight, because the MCU movies deserve to be recognized as the spectacles that they are.

This is something that I first spotted in the first Captain America movie, and it really crystalized for Avengers, Winter Soldier, and moving forward as one of the most central things that kept me seeing MCU movies for quite a while, and it's in the nature of an MCU fight scene.

I mentioned this a touch above, but people don't track how much the MCU draws off of martial arts movies. If you're familiar with the genre you can see it, not just in traditional fight scene choreography segments, but in the way the powers and abilities are portrayed. Previous superhero films would have characters act in very stagey, fantastical ways. By comparison, everything in an MCU fight scene is integrated; Thor uses the magic of his hammer as he fights with it, Iron Man flies by while dispensing weapons and then lands in a seamless front kick without missing a beat, Captain America, Hulk, and Black Panther all use uniquely stylized choreography with proportionately exaggerated effects.

It made the difference between the old style where Dr Doom and the Fantastic 4 threw bad CGI at each other for an hour and a half, and the new style where an entire theater throws babies in the air because Captain America kickflipped his shield like a skateboarder and then used his heel kick to bounce it off of Baron Von Strucker's skull in a fraction of second. This became the basis for a signature, recognizable format for superhero action that kept me coming back right up until Endgame, even as they started to really mainline the bullshit.

This is completely and utterly lost on most fans of the MCU and I hate it. These movies advanced the 'Fight IQ' of the normie Hollywood action blockbuster by leaps and bounds.

Well put. Though as Every Frame a Painting's video on Jack Chan points out, the MCU does still have some flaws compared to the best Hong Kong flicks, it's getting much closer. (Though a lot of that may be MPAA inflicted.)

• Cruz being in Texas doesn't give him any more power than him being in Cancun, but the image of him being on a holiday while his people suffer is the problem.

Yeah, but funny how all the images of those governors getting to go on holiday during lockdowns were suppressed or barely mentioned. Also funny how all this "optic" stuff started popping up right as the REAL issue of Cuomo actually killing people via policy started gaining traction.

I've gone past black pill on this by now. Without fail, any time a republican is nailed on "optics" it's because a democrat is actually doing something illegal and shitty. (and I'm hardly a fan of the R's right now after the shit they've done since November)

Nobody, on Kiwifarms or otherwise, has given me a good explanation for why we need a space programme other than ”it might produce some technology so let's throw money at it”. There are many people on Earth that need that money, and there is no good reason to waste it on offworld colonies.

What, the line about death meteors wasn't enough?

Also maybe look up how much satellites are used for. Going to be hard to use GPS without a space program.

Want more resources for people? Possible new resources? You know - a lot of that is easier if you go to an untouched world and start taking its stuff.

Let's put it this way: There are a LOT of things you can justify killing (art, music, message boards) in the name of "there are more needy people who need the money" before you even get to a space program which does provide benefits. (Like preventing extinction events.)

BONUS ROUND

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/23/americas/space-solar-energy-pentagon-science-scn-intl/index.html

Eh, it's pretty mediocre. The sitcom stuff was funny at first, but it got old fast. It also turned Wanda into a complete psychopath using her powers to hold an entire town hostage so she can live out her fantasies with Vision. And she's supposed to be seen as sympathetic. I'm personally looking forward to the Falcon and Winter Soldier more.

Of course she's sympathetic. She's a white woman. Don't you know all that matters is white women's feelings?

Pretty much, yeah. The only difference is that every episode is shot in the style of a sitcom during a certain decade. Though ironically, Debra Jo Rupp was part of the cast, yet she wasn't in the episode set in the 70's.

I thought I saw her in some images.

That is a war crime right there.

Never got into Transformers but yeah. Optimus Prime is absolutely a father figure. Of course, that sort of thing can be taken too far; I wouldn't laugh at someone who admitted he used to pretend Optimus Prime was his father; that's different from thinking he really is. It's like the difference between "I used to have a crush on Emma Peel" and "I am married to Emma Peel in Dimension 32X."

Especially if the poor kid had to grow up without or with a bad one.

If the climate's that fucked here then it'll be too late for us to set up a space colony.

It really isn't.

Exactly. Not to mention that constitutionalism is fickle because the constitution can be changed at any time.

I'd be careful going down this road. Or you'll get people bringing up the time the Catholic church banned crossbows. Or the REALLY autistic critiques about "development of doctrine" and whether that's just a fancy phrasing for "we changed it now."

True. Being a loyal follower of the Constitution won't net you any sympathy points when you reach the Pearly Gates.

I... truly don't know of anybody that thinks it does. That's like saying knowing the manual to your car won't net you any sympathy points at the pearly gates. I didn't expect it to. I expected my car manual to give me details about my car and help me figure out what's wrong with it. Likewise, the constitution doesn't say anything about salvation, just a readme.txt for a nation.

Lisa Simpson thinks Musk is possibly the greatest living inventor. Audience inconsolable.

Even this short clip shows how destructive Musk's rocket is. I have no fucking idea why people still consider Lisa the beacon of truth.

Bob is the type of guy that if Mike Lindell or some other "wrong thinker" invented a cure for diabetes Bob would let his other foot fall off rather than take it. He runs with "fruit of the poisonous tree" philosophy to the absolutely insane parody of it.

Assorted political bullshit:

Gee Bob, you wouldn't have to worry about West Virginia or Florida IF WE HAD A FUCKING FEDERALIST SYSTEM!

But guess what? You want to do everything via the federal government, well then all the people that might be affected by said government (which in this case would be: all of them) get to have a say in it.

I still have not seen a convincing explanation for people censoring names on Twitter that doesn't ultimately lead to Harry Potter brain rot.

I think they want to avoid triggering google alerts. Kind of like how some people will mention bob chipman in a tweet (without tagging him) and then Bob shows up in the thread.

LMAO dat opening 30 seconds where he admits he hates people just because they didn't shower his retarded monstah moobie with money and adoration.

Earlier I made the comparison between Bob and Alfabusa because I didn't want to make the comparison to the obvious one, Red Letter Media, as there is no comparison. But now that I've broken that dam I wanna ask how does RLM get away with mocking their audience and movie goers and Bob doesn't or maybe why does it seem that way? RLM seems to go out of their way to not have any audience interaction, outside of maybe some patreon stuff idk, and they can be mean as, if not more so just without all the swollen purple prose that Bob uses, Bob. I think it's most likely that when they complain about people they do it from a point that almost everyone can relate too. I know I've had many a movie screwed with because of noisy eaters, people loudly talking, on their phones, so on so on so forth. I don't know if I've ever expressed disdain and disgust on people because they didn't care about a cgi dinosaur. RLM also seems to come from a point of wanting things to get better, knowing that they and we the audience deserve better. Then there's Bob who just wants people to get into fucking line or get on the fucking trains. There's also the whole non interaction thingy, save for Jack and I know how most of you feel about him, so there's not really any place for them to call half the country worthless, vicious racists that need to be forcibly removed from society so that's a plus.

I might be overthinking things but who the hell else and where the hell else am I gonna be able to discuss the deeper philosophies of one Robert "The Moviebob" Chipman with than here with you fun loving weirdos?

It helps a lot that nobody makes fun of the guys on RLM more than the guys on RLM. Plus they mock their audience in a way that's not dehumanizing.

 

[ChampFantana]

It's been suspected for a long time that Bob failed miserably on IQ tests and other standardized tests (probably most other tests, too, if we're being honest). That's why he doesn't flaunt his IQ, which he undoubtedly would if it was significantly above 110, or his SAT scores. Bob knows himself to be exceptionally smart, because the nerds in the movies are smart, and since the tests don't show that, they must be flawed.
Of course, the reality is that Bob is not a nerd, just an unlikeable outsider, and he's pretty damn stupid.

Q- What did Cinema Bobert get on his IQ test?



A- Drool

 

[Neko GF]

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Retardo youtube channel is fucking non existent. Im sure the superior future needs a fat fuck inbred retard hick who main source of money is begging for patreon wellfare.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

As loath as I am to agree to a point Bob has made, I actually do agree with him on his feelings on standardized testing. Standardized testing is a load of bullshit that has been dragging down everyone to a lower point since the fucking Bush Jr. Era.

It's been that way since long before GWB, Jr.

Nationwide mandatory standardized testing is hated on the Right because it's viewed as an infringement on states' rights.

It's hated on the Left because it's an objective measurement that requires a minimal level of academic achievement which automatically makes it raaaaaaacist (because implying that "POCs" [Blacks] are incapable of basic literacy and mathematical skills isn't racist, somehow).

Robert having the nerve to tell parents what they "should" be prioritizing in their children's education is the absolute height of exceptional arrogance.

Standardized testing wouldn't be necessary if the US public school system wasn't so incredibly broken (and a canary in the mine for the breakdown of the modern US). Public schools have been forced into the position of parenting unsupervised, neglected, out-of-control children with emotional and intellectual delays because American families are in a freefall of decay.

I'm being more than a little hypocritical here because a lot of this criticism applies to me as well but there is no disputing that the replacement of traditional (mostly religiously-based) values with material "culture" and encouraging people to indulge in whatever degeneracy they feel like has directly led us to this state of affairs.

tl;dr if you don't want standardized testing, stop sucking so much that the federal government is compelled to come in and make sure your children are learning something and not just milling around in a holding pen all day.

Edit to add: Also the bonkers notion that gaining entrance into college/universities is the purpose of primary education.

Assholes like Robert who trash talk the trades and the working class as a kind of second-class citizenship feed into the establishment of mandatory levels of academic achievement in primary ed and puts millions of children into a no-man's land where they aren't given the opportunity to aim toward skilled labor and aren't of the inclination to attend college and are just beat down by the system because they struggle with academic subjects.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Im sure the superior future needs a fat fuck inbred retard hick who main source of money is begging for patreon wellfare.

Why are eugenicists always, by their own standards, subhuman?

 

[BubbleButt]

Retardo youtube channel is fucking non existent. Im sure the superior future needs a fat fuck inbred retard hick who main source of money is begging for patreon wellfare.
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Jeez, even Super Beard Bros get more views than this idiot.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Kazuma Kirya

What a shocker, Bob's fans are the kind of fake fan that only looks at the surface level of things and gets basic shit like the main protagonists name wrong.

Kiryu wouldn't even bother fighting Bob, hell all it would take to knock him on his ass is a standard Brawler combo, barely have to use Heat.

 

[Quixotic Man]

You guys aren't thinking like Bob.

Bob has already left an enduring legacy of his movie and video game wisdom. Immortalized forever in the tubes of the internet.

That's what earned him his robot body in space. Bob believes in his own bullshit. Just remember that the next time he BBQING pussy with insight on Fantastic Four reboot 4 and you are jacking off to Drumpf hentai.

 

[Niggerman]

He hates mayo ghouls and wants to fuck AOC.

Mayo ghouls tend to work in industries that environmentalists feel should be shut down, and AOC is an environmentalist.

Pretty sure he hated farmers before AOC got famous. He probably blames farmers for growing the food that give him diabetus instead of his own lack of self control.

Supporting socially conservative policies does not make you a Q tard. QAnon is basically the belief that:
• everyone in the entertainment world is a Satanist paedophile apart from Donald Trump
• Donald Trump was ordained by God to become POTUS and stop these Satanist paedophiles.

Wait is that what does Qanon stuff is about? How is that even controversial? Everyone knows Hollywood is filled with homos, trannys and pedos. The only think up for debate is the that Trump was made POTUS by God just to rid America of satanist and pedos.

Chris-chan has a literal cult that worships him. He is, objectively, better than Bob in that regard alone.

Not to mention pretty sure Chrischan isnt a virgin like Blobo. ChrisChan already has a leg up or 2 on Bob

 

[Koby_Fish]

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In the (paraphrased) immortal words of Mr. Garrison: "That shirt and that jacket mean you take it in the ass". Final Boss, my ass. Not dressed as Grandma's couch and Grandma's curtains, he's not! Maybe if he was dressed as Bowser. But not this fashion disaster. And I say this as someone who gives not a shit about fashion. Man, Kefka in his clown suit made a more convincing Final Boss.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Pretty sure he hated farmers before AOC got famous. He probably blames farmers for growing the food that give him diabetus instead of his own lack of self control.

Maybe so, but you can't deny that when Sandy Cortez tweets about the environment it doesn't take long for Blob to get in her replies.

ChrisChan already has a leg up or 2 on Bob

If you make Chris Chan look good, you have fucked up.

Heck, I'd say that he makes Sockness look good by comparison.

 

[EnemyStand]

Wait is that what does Qanon stuff is about? How is that even controversial? Everyone knows Hollywood is filled with homos, trannys and pedos. The only think up for debate is the that Trump was made POTUS by God just to rid America of satanist and pedos.

Well, I know people who've gotten into it and they think they're drinking baby's blood and crazy shit like that. It's not so much what they think, it's how they present it while inserting crazy fundy talk. They come across like those protags in shows where people's bodies are being stolen by demons/ghosts/aliens yelling "WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?!"

By the way, if you go by a literalist interpretation of the Bible Romans 13:1 can be used to argue that Trump HAD divine right. But going by that so did Biden and Obama, so yeah. Hell, you can make an argument that Hitler and Stalin were appointed by God with Romans 13:1.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

One order of McDonalds, troglodyte...

 

[BubbleButt]

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One order of McDonalds, troglodyte...

"How many fairly small amounts of McDonald's have you eaten in your life?"

 

[EnemyStand]

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One order of McDonalds, troglodyte...

"Goodbye, mayoghouls!"

 

[XtrmGamr719]

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One order of McDonalds, troglodyte...

He's like Notorious B.I.G's stand user.

 

[EnemyStand]

He's like Notorious B.I.G's stand user.

Really? He seems more like Polpo to me. Especially the part where he says "God can forgive anything, even murder. But I cannot forgive an insult!"

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Really? He seems more like Polpo to me. Especially the part where he says "God can forgive anything, even murder. But I cannot forgive an insult!"

Yeah, but B.I.G's user was an ugly bastard whose only purpose was to die and release a stand that was a growing blob that had to be sunk into the ocean.