39th Annual Christian Love Day

How are you planning on spending Chrisitan Love Day?

  • Traditional human sacrifice to find favor from the Dimensional Princess.

    Votes: 87 9.7%
  • Doing something with pickles, which may or may not be sexual in nature.

    Votes: 105 11.7%
  • Usual Armchair psychoanalyzing of a fat autistic shut-in.

    Votes: 134 15.0%
  • Binge-watch old Chris videos and remember the good times.

    Votes: 172 19.2%
  • Masturbate furiously to Sonichu porn and die.

    Votes: 140 15.6%
  • I do not celebrate Christian Love Day - I am with the Brownshirt Reformation Church.

    Votes: 258 28.8%

  • Total voters
    896
39! One more year till the big 4-0!

Will this be the year Chris finally get tired of being Sonichu and drops the act?
Answer: YES.

Will this be the year Chris tases himself resulting in either injury, premature death, another housefire, or a combination of all three?
Answer:

Will this be the year the prophesied Dimentional Merge comes to pass, or will Chris be left disappointed yet again?
Answer:

Will this be the year that Barb finally dies?
Answer:

Only time will tell...

Edit: One question answered, three to go.
 
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Oh god, I wonder what this year is gonna bring from chris this time? Will it top him announcing to his half brother while Sonichu, begging on camera and sperging out?
 
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"Stay straight!"
That's actually something a lot of us here have mused about including myself. If you had shown 2009 Chris any of his videos post identifying as a Female, giving him no context (and given his difficulty recognizing faces and voices, including his own) he would very likely be deeply disturbed and probably even call his future self a dirty homo. I doubt 2009 Chris would think Chris watching MLP and mouthing the lines and eyes darting all around was even remotely entertaining and would again probably disturb him.
 
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