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SojuDrnkr said:
I have to say, I'm pretty excited to see the side-effects of this experimental vaccine that everyone is clawing at each other for. Anybody who's dumb enough to take this thing deserves what's coming to them.
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Took it. Sore arm. Nothing else.

I guess all I deserved was a little soreness in my offhand arm, eh?
 
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The handsome tard said:
Dont worry, you arent suppose to feel the parasites growing within you, why would they make their presence known?
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Hope it's at least dramatic at SOME point so I have an excuse to take time off of work without having to negotiate with my dickhead of a supervisor. Seriously, talking to that guy is like a Metal Gear Solid cutscene where he just repeats back half the stuff you said to him.
 
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RabidWombat said:
Hope it's at least dramatic at SOME point so I have an excuse to take time off of work without having to negotiate with my dickhead of a supervisor. Seriously, talking to that guy is like a Metal Gear Solid cutscene where he just repeats back half the stuff you said to him.
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Yeah, when people down the line suddenly find out they're sterile or some shit they'll blame long covid and do a bunch of wink wink nudge nudge shit about how it's the anti mask/vax people's fault
 
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Return of the Freaker said:
Yeah, when people down the line suddenly find out they're sterile or some shit they'll blame long covid and do a bunch of wink wink nudge nudge shit about how it's the anti mask/vax people's fault
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Sterile? HA! I should fucking thank the manufacturers then. I hate kids.
 
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El Gose said:
Same old shit from collectivist scum:

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Rob Serling truly was a man ahead of his time. Im almost glad he didnt live enough to see society becoming a Twilight Zone episod that.never.fucking.ends.

Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Me after reading the last three pages: "Why was getting rid of autism/dumb reacts a good thing?"
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It wasnt, Null is seriously losing my respect by doing this shit (of course I wont act like my respect is worth much online but still...). For a site that preaches in favor of freedom of expression, doing this move is very hypocritical in my fair opinion.

Now we cant properly express ourselves because of a few retards that cant handle it. Fuck them and, sorry to say, fuck Null too for this.

Disheveled Human said:
I will sum it up plain and simple to you clowns. Do nothing, Don't take the experimental bill gates microchip vaccine and become a sweet ass NEET. While you are busy doing that I will take the shot because I am not a bitch and can handle government gene modification and will usurp your position in life and then laugh at you people for years to come. Ether way you are fucked and its because I am retarded enough to understand what is going down and will sell out to the government at your cost.
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*sigh*

Here, best I can do for now
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FatalTater said:
Honestly, the best thing anyone can do right now is look after their general health.
Overweight? Fix that shit right now. Cut calories, exercise. Don't listen to anyone saying you're "losing too much" or "losing too fast" as long as your BMI is above normal. Don't @ me over BMI being unreliable, it's good enough.
Take a multivitamin, maybe take a lil extra vitamin D, especially if you are indoors a lot.
Personally I hope that karma is a thing and that it bites the hell out of some of the folks in charge of this shitshow.
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BMI is unreliable for statistical analysis.

If you have six pack abs and your BMI tells you that you're slightly overweight, then you're obviously one of the heavier muscle mass groups; but otherwise yeah, BMI is a good "close enough" calculator.
Just wandering said:
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absolutly digusting. I didn't get the flu this year neither but isn't worthy enough to live like in a prison
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What's worse is that this fucking absolute tard thinks that indefinitely not getting any flus or colds is a good thing that we should strive for.
 
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I've barely been following the rules since Coofception, eating outside, taking big fat dips, etc and I never caught the Coof. I did my first test and had extensive blood work done this week, nothing. Now that I said that I jinxed myself, but I've been acting as normal as possible and it's been fine.
 
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SojuDrnkr said:
I haven't gotten the flu in almost 20 years, and I didn't live in a bubble either.
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Well, fuck me, I'm convinced. Because some internet rando doesn't get the flu that must mean I won't either! /sneed

Good for you, sport, but I got parts of my body already long fucked up and I can't afford the risk. Any shit the vaccine will eventually do (so far, it's done jack shit in terms of side effects) is still less than what a nice kiss from Corona Chan would have done. You do you.
 
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Just wandering said:
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absolutly digusting. I didn't get the flu this year neither but isn't worthy enough to live like in a prison
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Haven't they started lumping together flu cases and covid cases last year anyway? For all this person knows, the flu numbers haven't changed much at all last year and their just added to the Covid pile.
 
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