Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

Souroti said:
Where's the fucking catboi mansion? Wheres "based" Baked Alaska, Beardson, Shawn etc? Didn't Trump sell his base out anyway?
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They probably learned their lesson on incorporating ecelebs from last time...
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At this point, it seems that Nicholas J. "Catboy" Fuentes will be doing his show from Orlando tonight.
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If it actually happens (he has a tendency to cancel), this will be his first show since RSBN that wasn't streamed from his parents' basement.

EDIT: Total confirmation
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EDIT 2: Surprise! He fucking canceled it again.
 
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I don't know if Crisprtek on twitter is saying some Daily Grift bullshit (but I trust his word because he doesn't completely bullshit like DG does every single fucking post), but Nick is livestreaming from his car. Literally talking on stream about people 'tracking him down' and how he 'doesn't feel safe', driving around aimlessly saying he was too scared to stream from hotel because he might be 'tracked down'.

I just checked his stream too and yeah, I believe him, dude is just ranting and having delusions of grandeur like Ali Alexander
 
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It looks like Crisprtek was embellishing a lot (not surprising given the ongoing dogpile of Fuentes). That said, it's not unlikely that someone (feds, actvists, or journalists) is at least trying to track him down. Too bad to see all the bad faith attacks on Fuentes, which I'm sure will only accelerate, but it just kind of underlines the fact that this entire event is insanely risky with few rewards.
 
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rbzfan said:
AFPAC is happening like a couple miles from my house. I even recognize the street Nick is driving on now based on the tower he just drove by. I could go, but I don't think it's worth forking over that much money.
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You could watch from a far and report to us if they get swatted or some other dumfuckery happens
 
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rbzfan said:
AFPAC is happening like a couple miles from my house. I even recognize the street Nick is driving on now based on the tower he just drove by. I could go, but I don't think it's worth forking over that much money.
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Just camp out front in your vehicle and look for FBI vans . Preferably at the closest McDonalds cause you know the Groyper Generals will hit up Mickey Ds after the conference
 
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Souroti said:
Imagine drawing this (presumably, for free)
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Where's the fucking catboi mansion? Wheres "based" Baked Alaska, Beardson, Shawn etc? Didn't Trump sell his base out anyway?
Also LOL @ Pepe and "le praise Kek" in 2021, get new memes boomer
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Lots going on here:
-More gangster fantasies. Nick is less Tommy Vercetti than a mix of Tommy's nebbish Jew lawyer, Gay Tony, and the AJ Soprano ripoff from GTA V, except without those characters' competence or redeeming qualities.
-Nigger lover cuck Zionald “Platinum Plan for my wife’s son” Trump who threw Nick's 1/6 boys to the wolves so he could get his Twitter back and even bigger cuck DeSantis are front and center. Nick still thinks these people are /ourguys/ despite all evidence indicating they'd hate him if they knew who he was.
-Keep dreaming bro, Lady MAGA will go to Mar-a-lago before you'll be invited.
-Major delusions of grandeur. AFPAC is greasy zoomers + femboy aficionados arriving alone in cars full of McDonalds wrappers to a hotel conference room, then autistically spouting memes IRL and getting surveiled by the feds, not an epic chad boat party/coachella hybrid.
-"SS Nicker" contains both a racial slur and possibly also an anti-semitic dogwhistle that would be very offensive to Trump's (((extended family))) and their wives' boyfriends.
-FREE YOBA 2021. Muh Optics! Btw Trump could've done this but didn't, instead choosing to pardon Kwame fucking Kilpatrick.
-Nick could've totally flown there if he wanted to, guys! Honest!
-Le epic T-pose XD
-I’m da joka baybee XD
-The one bag in the overhead reads "Property of PAG". What is PAG? I like my interpretation better: Property of FAG.
-Nick will never be viewed on a screen that large. If he is, I hope it's that clip of him picking his nose then eating it.
-AmNats are seltzer-sipping fags who can't handle a stiff drink, big surprise.
 
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Terrorist said:
-The one bag in the overhead reads "Property of PAG". What is PAG? I like my interpretation better: Property of FAG.
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I imagine that stands for "Polish American Groyper" who I am convinced has some kind of humiliation fetish. He donates large amounts of money to Nick only to get the purple polo guy treatment and called a faggot cuck several times a night on stream.

I have a hard time wrapping my head around what kind of person subjects themselves to living like that and look forward to hopefully putting some faces to names this upcoming fedpac. I think PAG himself would agree with your FAG interpretation.
 
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Hotel in Minsk said:
I imagine that stands for "Polish American Groyper" who I am convinced has some kind of humiliation fetish. He donates large amounts of money to Nick only to get the purple polo guy treatment and called a faggot cuck several times a night on stream. I have a hard time wrapping my head around what kind of person subjects themselves to this and look forward to hopefully putting some faces to names this upcoming fedpac.
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So you're saying it does in fact mean "Property of FAG"?
 
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Oh my fucking God this is so autistic.
"Kek is Good"
"Christ is King"
"Have you taken your redpills?"
>Free YOBA 2021
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Holy fucking shit. How am I supposed to parody something this cringe??!
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It's like these people never learned from 2016. The faggy 80's Miami Vice aesthetic, the irl Kekistan shitposting, the excessive use of forced memes, etc. I can go on with the parallels. I find it mind boggling that Nick thinks that this is anything but cringe. I like to think that Nick went with this because he thinks shoving as many memes and references as possible will maximize his popularity among shitposting zoomers (and the occasional christian republican boomer). But Nick is delusional, and thinks that niche right wing groups equates to mainstream popularity. Then again, it's possible that Nick doesn't give a shit about politics and is trying to reel in as much money from neckbeards as he can before he goes under.
 
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Ignatius_Reilly said:
Then again, it's possible that Nick doesn't give a shit about politics and is trying to reel in as much money from neckbeards as he can before he goes under.
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This is going to pass off as a catboy defence but trust me, it isn't.

Looking at all his high school shit, I can personally tell you that Nick does give a shit about politics. He engaged himself in silly political larps from a rather young age, most at such an age had no ideology or they just mirror their parent's and/or their religious institution's beliefs. That, I suppose is one of his advantages, he does have a lot of ambition in the political realm and he won awards each semester, out of the many dozen political larp participants. You can also see his rewards' progression, from honorable mentions to best delegate.

His understanding of geopolitics and the economy is rather decent, certainly not something I would expect from a high school brat. More of an opinionated university brat. Whether his ambitions and enthusiasm will manifest as political success is up to him. Despite all the fun and laughter we're having, he is in a solid place with a decent following. He's certainly in a better place than Sargon and Vaush types. People love to make fun of faggy little zoomer cunts, but they must realise these little fags can vote. And indeed, every country brainwashes their youth, for a good reason. Tempted to quote some Austrian's Minecraft guide here, I'll refrain from such autism. I just don't think he'll do an exit scam.

Fedpack improved.
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Alt. version (Nazbol gunt pepe)
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