Serial killer arc coming soon?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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SojiroSakura
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Every time he mentions tips his chat spams 311. And he completely ignores it. He knows he's scamming and can't acknowledge people aren't dumb enough to forget what happened 3 hours ago.
Sugar Puppet
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If he's impulsive enough to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a mobile game he's probably just as impulsive with his online shopping habits. He's probably ordering expensive, useless shit that he doesn't need from Amazon all the time that he just never mentions.
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I honestly can't believe this greedy pig is bitching about low tips on the night stream when he got 3 hundo on the day stream.
Surly Muppet
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During his pre-'final match' beg, Phil that he got a fake tip tonight that cost him money. There was no indication of this and it was tacked on - "Oh, and by the way..."
Sure Phil. Those fake tips always turn up when tips are low and are rarely mentioned otherwise. How odd.
For those who theorized that Phil has trouble understanding that his opponents are humans, he also complained that he can't get knife kills to unlock the sledgehammer because "they won't let me". Now 'They' could be The Game, which Phil perceives as sentient and out to get him. Or it could be the opponents, who he oddly does not perceive as sentient. They're supposed to just allow him to run at them with a knife apparently.
EDIT: "I'm shocked at the low support in tips tonight. I got a good amount of cheers mind you."
Phil commented that he was surprised there was so much support for Divinity. He says he'll see what happens this weekend with CoD. Already considering threatening to cut CoD. "Recently this game has been doing good."
Phil, remember your core narrative please - games are not paywalled and you do not do this for the money.
Sure Phil. Those fake tips always turn up when tips are low and are rarely mentioned otherwise. How odd.
For those who theorized that Phil has trouble understanding that his opponents are humans, he also complained that he can't get knife kills to unlock the sledgehammer because "they won't let me". Now 'They' could be The Game, which Phil perceives as sentient and out to get him. Or it could be the opponents, who he oddly does not perceive as sentient. They're supposed to just allow him to run at them with a knife apparently.
EDIT: "I'm shocked at the low support in tips tonight. I got a good amount of cheers mind you."
Phil commented that he was surprised there was so much support for Divinity. He says he'll see what happens this weekend with CoD. Already considering threatening to cut CoD. "Recently this game has been doing good."
Phil, remember your core narrative please - games are not paywalled and you do not do this for the money.
Generic_Detractor2021
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I've rewatched and transcribed enough of his little begs and "fake tips/refunds", that I can fairly confidently tell when he's lying, and he was 100% lying avout this recent "fake tip".
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"Alright guys, well, thank you to those who did support the stream tonight. Unfortunate we had so few tips out of nowhere, every single call of duty stream has been doing good, tonight all of a sudden we get like no tips, I dont get it. But theres nothing I can do about it
also btw i got a fake tip that cost me money, which sucks ass, cause it basically negated most of the positive tipping tonight.. Its life I guess."
He then immediately leans in and bans someone after this. I dont know if it's his pussy defense mechanism that makes him do this, or his ego is so small, that anyone that laughs at him is an evil person. But he has no problem laughing or shit talking other people.
Huge breaking news here: DSP is an awful person that will say/do anything to fit his narrative, which means do/say anything to feed your addiction.
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"Alright guys, well, thank you to those who did support the stream tonight. Unfortunate we had so few tips out of nowhere, every single call of duty stream has been doing good, tonight all of a sudden we get like no tips, I dont get it. But theres nothing I can do about it
also btw i got a fake tip that cost me money, which sucks ass, cause it basically negated most of the positive tipping tonight.. Its life I guess."
He then immediately leans in and bans someone after this. I dont know if it's his pussy defense mechanism that makes him do this, or his ego is so small, that anyone that laughs at him is an evil person. But he has no problem laughing or shit talking other people.
Huge breaking news here: DSP is an awful person that will say/do anything to fit his narrative, which means do/say anything to feed your addiction.
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Wage/rage quit combo incoming
Edit: Aaaaand there it is
Edit: Aaaaand there it is
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$11 in tips and he's going overtime for one match. And the salt levels are very high.
AWorthlessHuman
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Welp, RIP CoD. All I can taste is salt. 11% pahsitivity, 89% sodium chloride filled man-baby tears.
Surly Muppet
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GuitarPlayer resubbed, so Phil is probably holding out for that potential $89 tip.
It's obvious his actual stream end time is 9:30. He's called these 15 minutes OT for a while now, but he does them whenever tips are low without issue. He only clocks out when he is satisfied on the money. Even his precious schedule isn't honest.
It's obvious his actual stream end time is 9:30. He's called these 15 minutes OT for a while now, but he does them whenever tips are low without issue. He only clocks out when he is satisfied on the money. Even his precious schedule isn't honest.
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End of the night ragequit after a match of terrible game play and getting totally bodied. He's afraid saturday will be the same, the more people that play the less derichs there are in the lobbies I guess.
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So, in a single day he was surprised by the high amount of support, then later surprised by the lack of support. Godspeed, Phil
SojiroSakura
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"Ghosts and Goblins was the original Dark Souls sort of"
There it is.
There it is.
AWorthlessHuman
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$342 tipped today, but he's a bitch about not making the tips goal. Must have had some terrible pulls in WWE Champions.
Surly Muppet
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$20 tip at the last minute. That's why we were here.
Phil thanked people for all the cheers, then said he wasn't sure what happened with the tips.
So I assume the degree to which we are owned resets with Phil? Like, we were really owned on the early stream, but now we're really victorious because Phil got only $31 tonight?
I guess we got him?
Or does it not work like that because we accurately and transparently track his earnings and don't mentally reset to factory begging after our din dins?
Phil thanked people for all the cheers, then said he wasn't sure what happened with the tips.
So I assume the degree to which we are owned resets with Phil? Like, we were really owned on the early stream, but now we're really victorious because Phil got only $31 tonight?
I guess we got him?
Or does it not work like that because we accurately and transparently track his earnings and don't mentally reset to factory begging after our din dins?
thedingledongle
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Welp I tried to bait him a few times with no luck. No money spent though my friends don't worry
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you don't know what happened? with the lack of support? Bruh. Well, fortunately for you, you get to play more Divinity as today clearly showed how much people wanted to see you play it! If DSP could have his way, he'd rather have gotten low tips on Divinity and the $300+ on COD
Generic_Detractor2021
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What happened to your "I cant do OT anymore" bullshit?!? This guy is such a fucking liar. Where's your dumb ass retarrrr of a wife? I thought you had to spend more time with her since she's home now?!? This combined with his avoiding the question of "how is khet" the other day, and his looking legit worried when talking about her (and the way he put his hand on his head while clearly lying/avoiding the question), something is legitimately wrong in that household.
BepsiLight
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Did he get his 311 bucks earlier from the usual whales? why were they not present today? And you could tell he was totally suppressing his greed and need to cry poor because he was eyeing chat like a hawk so he saw all the people spamming 311. If he hadn't hit the tips goal on the early stream and was about to finish this one with only 11 bucks in pahsitivy he would have dropped his controller mid match to make a whale call on Twitter.
Crunchy Smegma
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Phil logic:
He expects $200 in tips goals every day from both streams combined
He can make over $300 in the first stream and ~$31 in the second one and complain about the second stream being slow even though he is at least 50% over the expected daily amount
This raises the question of if Phil is aware people only donate until he hits the goal and don't keep going, or if he is really that oblivious.
He expects $200 in tips goals every day from both streams combined
He can make over $300 in the first stream and ~$31 in the second one and complain about the second stream being slow even though he is at least 50% over the expected daily amount
This raises the question of if Phil is aware people only donate until he hits the goal and don't keep going, or if he is really that oblivious.
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