Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[grimacefetishist]

When is Kiwifarms getting a Funkopop?

I'd buy a Chris-chan funko

 

[Mal0]

Post 2019 consoomers are basically this

 

[Spez]

better or worse than funko pops? at least they have a use I guess....

where do you hide them shits when you have family around?

 

[Les Morfalous]

If they own a Star Wars or Marvel pop then its straight to the ̶n̶o̶-̶s̶u̶f̶f̶r̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶z̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶ delousing chamber..............

fixed.

 

[Mal0]

why not both

Spoiler: HARAM CONTENT

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better or worse than funko pops? at least they have a use I guess....

I mean, correct me if I'm wrong but most of these companies are based in the US, so at least the thousands of dollars in these photos it isn't going to big corporations at least, but honestly I kinda wish they were.

I'd buy a Chris-chan funko

Chris would buy a Chris-chan funko.

where do you hide them shits when you have family around?

In their ass.

 

[Margo Martindale]

 

[Spez]

In their ass.

I can't get the image of a furry frantically stuffing 20 horse cocks into his ass as his family wait at his door impatiently out of my head.

 

[Meat Target]

I own one Funkopop (TF2 Heavy). I thought it made a goofy little decoration for an otherwise normal-looking bookshelf.

Gamers are probably the most obnoxious sub-group of consoomer. They'll whinge about how every new game sucks, but then buy it anyway because they have nothing else going on in their lives.

Gamers also get belligerent when you a) enjoy things they don't like, or b) say bad things about games they do like. Some of the worst offenders include, but are not limited to, fanboys of Bethesda, Obsidian, CDPR, and Hideo Kojima.

I don't include Nintendies in that category because they're just autists. The above tend to unironically think they're better than everyone.

 

[Easterling]

I like how funkos are the posterchild for rampant consumerism, mainly because when these fuckers tell you buying these chunks of crude plastic is a hobby I think how sad it is that buying shite is now a hobby, not buying it and using it or developing any kind of skill set from it. No just the simple transaction of currency is considered a fucking hobby now.

 

[Mal0]

I can't get the image of a furry frantically stuffing 20 horse cocks into his ass as his family wait at his door impatiently out of my head.

Don't forget the dragon mouth shaped fleshlights and dog pussy pockets!

 

[The Last Stand]

Gamers are probably the most obnoxious sub-group of consoomer. They'll whinge about how every new game sucks, but then buy it anyway because they have nothing else going on in their lives.

I would say the worse kind of consoomer would be the person that buys microtransactions in games. Chiefly, Ultimate Team in games like FIFA, NBA and Madden. They buy the same game year after year and spend hundreds, if not thousands on those bullshit packs EVERY YEAR. New game comes out? Start all over.

You do not even OWN the digital crap you bought. Say your account gets suspended or the servers shut down, it may as well had not existed. Basically just wasting money.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This is a game for based and redpilled aryan mad lads, the side who bought the most product and the most expensive product wins. Also applies to Magic the Gathcha-ring

 

[thismanlies]

Listen, you can post whatever you want in this thread, but I sincerely doubt that there'll be anything worse than the parents that named their kid Dovahkiin for free Bethesda shit.

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Okay Mr. and Mrs. Kellermeyer, you'll receive the free lifetime of games we promised you... Oh wait, we got bought out by Microsof.t At least you have Fallout 76 to remember us by.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Do they make porn star FunkoPops?

Fuck you for making think of that

 

[Complete Reprobate]

I own one Funkopop (TF2 Heavy).

Dangerously close to getting your VIP pass to the gas there, bub. You'd better watch out!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

the side who bought the most product and the most expensive product wins.

This isn't true at all. I agree with the overall sentiment though.

 

[Dick Justice]

In retrospect it amazes me that it took this long for someone to come up with this thread. Here's a classic.

Listen, you can post whatever you want in this thread, but I sincerely doubt that there'll be anything worse than the parents that named their kid Dovahkiin for free Bethesda shit.

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Is no one going to mention the mother gave birth on a tanning bed?

 

[KateHikes14]

This is a game for based and redpilled aryan mad lads, the side who bought the most product and the most expensive product wins. Also applies to Magic the Gathcha-ring

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I'd say it only half applies, the ridiculous warhammer 40k shit is expensive and dumb, but at least it's actually a hobby, that set looks impressive, funko collections look like the worst parts of Japan raped a shitty American cookie cutter house.

 

[Spez]

I'd say it only half applies, the ridiculous warhammer 40k shit is expensive and dumb, but at least it's actually a hobby, that set looks impressive, funko collections look like the worst parts of Japan raped a shitty American cookie cutter house.

I don't play any Warhammer or board games like that, but atleast with that community there's alot of focus on DIY and Creation, I've seen a whole ton of people who just custom make their own pieces and stuff with 3D Printers and paint them by hand so they can have their OC or whatever be a piece, it's alot more better to make your own playthings than just buying a funko shit to leave on your shelf to collect dust, atleast you can do something with it.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I like how funkos are the posterchild for rampant consumerism, mainly because when these fuckers tell you buying these chunks of crude plastic is a hobby I think how sad it is that buying shite is now a hobby, not buying it and using it or developing any kind of skill set from it. No just the simple transaction of currency is considered a fucking hobby now.

Haven't you heard? Buying products is a part of the political process now. Resist Drump and Qanon by buying a ticket for the latest Marvel flick.