Twitter 2/25/2021 - News about MLP G5 breaks; Chris ends the Sonichu role-playing

[LolRaccoon]

The first news about G5 came out and Chris hitting that cope-ium.

EDIT: And Chris has returned to his body apparently.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Technically Chris's first tweet as "himself" since April 2020.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Heh I like to imagine that Barb or someone else told him "Well it's Chris's Birthday not Sonichu's so I didn't bother to get anything for you" and he cut that shit out real quick.

 

[Shabobus]

He's back. It's a Christian Love Day miracle.

 

[Abarefiller]

Oh man Chris is back, wonder what changed?

Absolutely nothing at all

 

[shadhardblogger19]

The CPU Blue Heart has spoken: "The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when you are suddenly transported, peoples."

Yeesh... I had a guilt feeling about going to another dimension, y'know. I prefer traveling around in a spaceship as the hoshi empress later, but for now I need to talk to several folks already mentioned before in this website over Starbucks coffee soon if the merge was fulfilled now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Holy crap, Lois. Magi-Chan.

No, it's just Chris who looks like the prostitute version of Peter Griffin.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Finally Chris is back, I wonder what more bullshit he is going to do

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Yay?

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Will he ever shut up about that stupid merge.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

I'm a little bit surprised the announcement of his return wasn't followed by a ridiculously long tweet thread filled with nonsense.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

did he just discover Steins;Gate or something?

 

[Zamak]

did he just discover Steins;Gate or something?

Hyperdimension Neptunia and SG are a bit similar in a few plot aspects.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Will he ever shut up about that stupid merge.

It's all he has left to stand on. As ludicrous as it is, it's probably the only reason Chris hasn't hung himself by now. Awww was really hoping we'd get to a full year with him acting like sonichu but like someone said, I bet barb refused to give him birthday money or something unless he dropped the act.

Also it never ceases to amuse me how he'll kick and scream and cry and autistically wail for Hasbro to not make g5 mlp. And they'll never budge on it. I doubt they even know what he's saying and if they do.. Yeah "I spoke with princess Celestia herself and she to me no g5 till g4 has 4 more seasons "sounds like a sound argument a bunch of multi-million CEO's will listen too.



Lastly while I wouldn't normally trust the speds on reddit Im kinda hoping they're exaggerating when they say the new mlp movie is "leftist propaganda " if only because for all the damage that show did I can at least begrudgingly respect how it didn't go as woke as shows that started around the same time then dragged on to current year.
(adventure time, Steven universe, later in life gumball,)

 

[Hogar Grupal]

How convenient Chris "came back" a day after his birthday, and the conventions are still closed. Only he would think the merge is currently happening with nothing actually happening.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Of course Chris only cares about the real issues

Not sure if this is worthy of a thread but Chris is screaming at every G5 promotional tweet whining about how it's like MLP Generation 3

EDIT: THANKS MODS

 

[PenisMusic]

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but with MLP Generation 5.

 

[No_one]

Of course Chris only cares about the real issues

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Not sure if this is worthy of a thread but Chris is screaming at every G5 promotional tweet whining about how it's like MLP Generation 3

Could it be he's just mad because he'll have to sacrifice his precious money in order to subscribe to Netflix?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Of course Chris only cares about the real issues

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Not sure if this is worthy of a thread but Chris is screaming at every G5 promotional tweet whining about how it's like MLP Generation 3

just turned 39 years old....39! and yet he tweets like a brain damaged autistic 14 year old troon about bullshit like this.

You know most people born or before today's date in 1982 would be concerned with things like; the integrity of our electoral system given the kerfuffle that was the 2020 election, the rising cost of living, staying employed in a world that is moving towards automation and the replacement of a human workforce with robots, without thinking of the working joe and his livelihood, staying healthy considering the metabolism isn't what it used to be and the body is no longer producing brain cells, inflation and how it could potentially effect the quality if life and getting the covid virus under control so we can return to some semblance of normalcy in the world.


and then there's chris, bithcing about a children's cartoon like an 8 year old who didn't get what they wanted.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Could it be he's just mad because he'll have to sacrifice his precious money in order to subscribe to Netflix?

Nah it's change that pisses him off, just check the stuff he is replying to with his whining about how MLP G5 is "REEEEE JUST LIKE G3" which ironically Chris was a brony before G4 existed, he just hates G3 because all the other brony analysts do and he is bitching about "FIVE MORE SEASONS"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Looking at the timeline of tweets, looks like Chris stopped the Sonichu role-play in reaction to the MLP news. He had Sonichu talk about it for a bit but since he's really passionate about it, had to come back as himself to bash it more.