US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Confused Doggo said:
You know that episode of Futurama where Bender pretended he was a woman in order to compete in the Female Robot Olympics and crush the competition? Essentially that, but now everyone knows they're a guy, and if you point out that FACT, you are bigoted and transphobic.

That's just one example, though.
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Weren't they doing that anyways?
 
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The High Prophet of Truth said:
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Kamala Harris is doing damage control.

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mandatorylurk said:
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wow , a new puppet master has appeared behind the scenes for control of JoePedo. Why does Joe Biden hate women?
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So either:
>Kamala isn't really in charge and it's just a formless mass of old Obama officials who'll be running things for at least the next four years
>She's lying her ass off about not knowing and just trying to publicly position herself as having had nothing to do with any of Biden's unpopular decisions
Either possibility is equally likely to me.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
How long before we hear about something in prisons?
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Negative 3 years? The real issue is that, once there is no contest self id at the federal level, then there is zero reason why any male prisoner wouldn't just say "I'm a woman because I say I'm a woman and if you don't immediately put me into women's prison without any special accommodations or restrictions, then you're violating the law."
 
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DamnWolves! said:
There's a reason not even the third worlders we shoot at recruit their women to fight with them. They'd be a massive fuckin' distraction. The male instinct is to protect their women, at any cost to themselves. Imagine trying to line up a shot on some brown dude while half your squad is screaming in terror?

Women are a liability in civilian life; I can only imagine them on the battlefield. In related news, I expect many more grenade-related accidents, after it turns out that girls do--in fact--throw like girls.
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Oh, I’m not really disputing that. My hope would be that they’re less likely to initiate major conflict when a lot of potential voters would have no fucking choice in the matter of fighting, especially with women potentially being put danger despite the notion of chivalry being deader than Beau Biden.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Jesus Christ, he's fucking scum. How people believed he was a decent human being before the election is a fucking retard.

"Trump's gone! Where's the stuff you promised us?"

"What stuff?"

"The stimulus checks, the jobs and the student loans?"

"I didn't promise you any of that."

"Excuse me?"

"Nah, I didn't."

"You totally did!"

"Did I now?"

*bombs the fuck out of Syria, occupies capital, increases lockdowns*

"N-n-no....vote blue, BLM...."

"DATS RIGHT"

It is. A white supremacist frames Islamists and blows up the Capital. It was kind of shitty in that it wasn't this super massive conspiracy or some shit. And literally every fucking character on the show betrays Keifer Southerland. Like maybe with the exception of one or two.

Then they yell at him as to why he can't trust people. Nigger, like he got betrayed 45 times by his closest allies and uncovered a conspiracy in the government where US politicians conspired to blow up the government. I would have went full fucking Nixon and had a body cam and mic in every fucking room in the white house. I would bug the fucking bathrooms.

I just find it funny and I always felt so bad for Keifer Southerland. "Ok, I'll trust you." *gets stabbed in the back three episodes later* "Why did you make me do this." *punishes traitor* Other character: "WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST PEOPLE MORE, THIS IS WHY THEY BETRAY YOU."

People just yell at him because he's so guarded but we've been watching him get backstabbed, which is nearly every major plotline. Its kind of funny at how shittily the show treats the main character. And he's not a bad guy either, its not his fault. Its also kind of hilarious too, because he's just hesitant at first then always trusts the person that fucks him over. The writers just love constantly fucking him.


I can't read your drunk vodka moon runes.
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Iceland Heavy said:
So either:
>Kamala isn't really in charge and it's just a formless mass of old Obama officials who'll be running things for at least the next four years
>She's lying her ass off about not knowing and just trying to publicly position herself as having had nothing to do with any of Biden's unpopular decisions
Either possibility is equally likely to me.
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It's the latter. Joe is speedrunning all the bad stuff that they want and then Kimmy is going to inherit it all and pretend to be stainless.
 
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Phony Negro said:
Kamala Harris is doing damage control.

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OH BOO HOO
The Vice President is chief influencer. If you aren't pushing the President to make one decision over another, you aren't doing your job right. And clearly she was off doing whatever when actual decisions are being made. Seriously, 90% of the job of the VP is sitting around waiting for THAT ONE MOMENT when you can push the big man in the right direction. This was what made Cheney such a force, and likely Pence as well.
 
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pwnest injun said:
It's the latter. Joe is speedrunning all the bad stuff that they want and then Kimmy is going to inherit it all and pretend to be stainless.
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So Biden is going to just take all these blows in the name of flushing out MAGA, leave office, and Kamala just spends the next decade bringing about the progressive utopia that they've been fighting for since 2015? Sounds calculated enough for Democrats to do it.
 
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mandatorylurk said:
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One of my favorite parts of A Song of Ice and Fire is when Cersei gains power and "fixes the previous ruler's "mess". She thinks she's the smartest one in the room, and promptly hands the fleet over to a literal bastard because she thinks he's thirsty for her so she could control him. Then the bastard fucks off with the entire fleet to be a pirate because it turns out, actually, Cersei is just stupid and arrogant and failed to see the potential consequences of handing the fleet over to a bastard pirate.

The entire "Biden administration" is nothing but a circlejerk of Cersei's trying to fuck each other over for money and power because they all think they're the smartest one in the room.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
Isn't the thing about militaries that in basic training/boot camp, they train everyone to be hardcore killing machines with the only objective to kill those deemed enemies of the state with extreme prejudice, regardless of what's between their legs?
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LOL, not any more.

From what I've been told, they're back to spending more time doing SHARP training and "Empathy Training" than any combat training.

Well, one thing we'll see if we go to war is an increase in pregnancies and lower abortion numbers.
 
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