Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[John Daker]

Tell you what, @Schuylkill Valley , since you've been such a good boy today, I've decided there should be a nice treat waiting for you when you get back (one presumes after your eighth evening fudge).

So, without further ado, I give you the absolutely real doxx of @John Daker :

His real name actually is John Daker. He goes to First United Methodist Church (see? He's a Christian, just like you).

He's also quite a singer. Here is a video of him showing off his marvelous talents:

I thought we were friends and here you are throwing me under the train. You treacherous bastard.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I didn't mean that literally. I meant that, through my posts, his pathetic soul will die a little bit this evening.

No matter anyone's history, I believe anyone can call Len out on his shit.

Welcome to the Lenspiracy, Connor. Now let's wait for Len to respond with his usual patented responses of trains, fuck you, a Psalm/Revelations verse, or pictures of people we don't give a fuck about.

What's the TL;DR version of that?

So Len's mom is, like, ill. Ill to the point where she needs people to check on her and stuff.

So, like, the one person, I think it was a social worker (sorry, I forgot her exact profession) went to Len's house to check on her.

And she ran into Len.

Len was in a diaper and pantyhose.

Fucking a pillow.

Watching TV.

And shitting himself.

And he looked at this woman and screamed YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY.

To this day, the poor woman has nightmares.

I wish I was making any of this shit up.

 

[Arkangel]

EDIT: soundtrack, because Len is an Inertnet Tough Guy

I love that one. Its one of the best splices ever.

Let the train soundtrack continue.

 

[cumrobbery]

What's the TL;DR version of that?

Here it is

Edit: Ninja'd by ThunderCavalier

 

[Lacquer Head]

THIS IS WHAT SHANER ACTUALLY BELIEVES

Spoiler

 

[Baryon Jones]

I love that one. Its one of the best splices ever.

Let the train soundtrack continue.

TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD!

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

No matter anyone's history, I believe anyone can call Len out on his shit.

Welcome to the Lenspiracy, Connor. Now let's wait for Len to respond with his usual patented responses of trains, fuck you, a Psalm/Revelations verse, or pictures of people we don't give a fuck about.



So Len's mom is, like, ill. Ill to the point where she needs people to check on her and stuff.

So, like, the one person, I think it was a social worker (sorry, I forgot her exact profession) went to Len's house to check on her.

And she ran into Len.

Len was in a diaper and pantyhose.

Fucking a pillow.

Watching TV.

And shitting himself.

And he looked at this woman and screamed YOU'RE NOT WORKING TODAY.

To this day, the poor woman has nightmares.

I wish I was making any of this shit up.

Specifically the TV had some bad eighties porno on it, and he wasn't wearing the diaper any longer I believe, it was on the ground filled with his feces, and he was standing above it just wearing the aforementioned pantyhose.

...Is it a bad thing if remember specific details like that about it?

 

[Connor Bible]

Specifically the TV had some bad eighties porno on it, and he wasn't wearing the diaper any longer I believe, it was on the ground filled with his feces, and he was standing above it just wearing the aforementioned pantyhose.

...Is it a bad thing if remember specific details like that about it?

That some horror movie shit right there. I hope I can sleep well tonight.

 

[Baryon Jones]

Here it is

Thanks! I think...

 

[Rin]

Specifically the TV had some bad eighties porno on it, and he wasn't wearing the diaper any longer I believe, it was on the ground filled with his feces, and he was standing above it just wearing the aforementioned pantyhose.

...Is it a bad thing if remember specific details like that about it?

Horrible things like that will imprint on your mind. Unfortunately, I'm all out of brain bleach.

 

[nad7155]

through my posts, his pathetic soul will die a little bit this evening.

Highly doubt that.

Lenny has been a fucked up sperg for longer than you were even thought of by your parents.

 

[Connor Bible]

This may sound crazy, but if my character Alphaboy were real, he would inflict a much needed beatdown on Len. Just sayin'.

 

[cumrobbery]

This may sound crazy, but if my character Alphaboy were real, he would inflict a much needed beatdown on Len. Just sayin'.

Please make this the plot of a sequel

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

This may sound crazy, but if my character Alphaboy were real, he would inflict a much needed beatdown on Len. Just sayin'.

You can't just bring up something like that and then not give us a chapter about Alphaboy beating the shit out of Shaner. Don't be a tease.

 

[John Daker]

THIS IS WHAT SHANER ACTUALLY BELIEVES

Spoiler

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This might be my favorite picture of the thread so far.

 

[Connor Bible]

You can't just bring up something like that and then not give us a chapter about Alphaboy beating the shit out of Shaner. Don't be a tease.

You've got it. I've just put on a Bruce Lee movie for background noise. Helps me get in the mood when writing Sean's fights.

 

[Baryon Jones]

That some horror movie shit right there. I hope I can sleep well tonight.

Horrible things like that will imprint on your mind. Unfortunately, I'm all out of brain bleach.

I'd rather have dinner at Ed Gien's house...

 

[Ash Burgers]

The Sonichu expy should have been the captain from his book, whatshisface, John C. Wiener or something.

Eh, but that wouldn't be one of his socks.
Wendy M Evans as the Undefeatable Squall Girl is funny to me. Chalk it up to autistic artistic license.

 

[nad7155]

@Connor Bible is doing it again.

Hijacking a thread.

I admit I responded to him.

My apologies.

 

[Baryon Jones]

@Connor Bible is doing it again.

Hijacking a thread.

I admit I responded to him.

My apologies.

I dunno, it might be an uphill battle against Len's crazy.