Wonder how long it will be until Russ just starts mass messaging all his instagram followings "i am protected class. Send bobs n vagene or i sue for discrimination"
He's getting desperate. His 30th birthday is coming up soon, and his whole gimmick is that he's a young working professional. Once he hits 30, he's not gonna be able to use that line as much. He's going to get nailed for harassment again, I'm pretty sure.
Which is why, in a strange way, the disability is actually a kind of blessing in disguise. Think about it. If Ratmouth had a working face he'd be striking out time and time again and wouldn't be able to blame it on anything other than him being an absolute creep. After all when you're such a studly guy as he is, with his own place an actual job and musical talent then there's got to be something wrong with her for not immediately jumping his bones.
Yes, that "something wrong with her" is called sound judgement. I wonder if he brags about having his own place. When you're in your late teens or early 20s that's sorta impressive, at his age it's expected. I think that goes into the same category as "I work for a large company." I wonder if he tries to hit up women with "I'm going to be on AGT!" We know he doesn't consider the possibility of failure until it walks up and hits him over the head, so I wouldn't be shocked if he tries that.
And even then, he doesn’t consider it failure. It’s simply that the judge(s) got it wrong.
I forgot about that. Don't forget the Prime Directive of the Russellverse: Russ is never, ever wrong. If he is, it's your fault.
Dildo! (Dildo!) Dildo Saggins, he's incapable of admitting when he's wrong!
I see Russ is still continuing with his old teeth whitening routine. Are facials new for him?
I think he would have done time for the kill list.
Translation: I took a hooker to Fridays because I don't understand how hookers work and she wanted to be paid up front. Russ is absolutely fixated on his fantasy of "wooing" a hooker so she'll be his actual girlfriend. A lot of escorts do offer dinner as part of the service, but that costs extra and Russ probably only wants to pay the base rate.
In college, we called that breakfast. Cold pizza optional. Can't really fault Russ here. I had the stomach of a goat when I was in college.
Russ is not in college. He's almost 30. Dats nasty.
Yeah in college you can get away with that. You might feel a bit shitty when the crash hits, but that is college life and you have the young person energy to carry forward. As discussed before it seems like this type of cheap sugary eating is Russell's day to day diet, which is indeed nasty.
