Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[QT 219]

So I've seen the horror story involving that poor home care worker. Can someone give me the tl:dr on Len shitting himself to get out of work? Did he just begin crapping during an interview, or what?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-476#post-833187

@Zim, for the benefit of newcomers, if you would be so kind as to include the above link to your page one, I would appreciate it.

 

[cumrobbery]

Soon?

 

[Connor Bible]

Soon?

I look forward to it.

I'm thinking of having Alphaboy perform his Technique of the Thousand Fists on Len's stomach, causing him to spray liquid shit all over the floor as he recoils from the pain and slip on it.

 

[Sigyn]

I'm thinking of having Alphaboy perform his Technique of the Thousand Fists on Len's stomach, causing him to spray liquid shit all over the floor as he recoils from the pain and slip on it.

Connor get back in your thread

 

[sonichuis44]

Who is alphaboy and why should I care

 

[John W Simon]

I'm thinking of having Alphaboy perform his Technique of the Thousand Fists on Len's stomach, causing him to spray liquid shit all over the floor as he recoils from the pain and slip on it.

Alphaboy has stolen volar! There is not way he could beat Mr. Shaner. You must be dreaming @Connor Bible!

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Connor get back in your thread

Connor is now part of the Lenspiracy, he is allowed.

 

[Connor Bible]

Alphaboy has stolen volar! There is not way he could beat Mr. Shaner. You must be dreaming @Connor Bible!

He has the capability of flight. He can see through Len's body with his Alpha-vision. With his reflexes and fighting skill, Sean can figure out Len's next move before he even gets a fist out.

 

[Jashinist]

Since people are doxxing themselves anyway, I may as well give Len a video of myself, with a little preview of the place he's going at the beginning.

He should be on any time now, this time yesterday the thread was pumping.

 

[John W Simon]

He has the capability of flight. He can see through Len's body with his Alpha-vision. With his reflexes and fighting skill, Sean can figure out Len's next move before he even gets a fist out.

So he's another one of you're fake cartoon people. This alphaboy isn't real. Admit it. You lie, you fry!

And don't talk about beating me before I gets my fist out. I'll fist you way before you fist me, Connor!

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Now all I can think of is Hokuto Shinken Death by Explosive Shitting.

I hate you for this Connor. Just a bit.

Also? Jesus Christ, Len just gets worse. I may make the trip to legal proceedings just to confirm he's real and not some strange delusion.

Jesus fucking wept.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, what do we do if Len thinks that Alphaboy is an actual Kiwi?

Should we tell him that Alphaboy is currently out to dinner with Mr. Sears and Dr. Kiwi?

 

[Zim]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-476#post-833187

@Zim, for the benefit of newcomers, if you would be so kind as to include the above link to your page one, I would appreciate it.

Done and done for Lenstorical accuracy! Let it be known that Kiwi's make all information available to avoid the dreaded hearsay that Shaner complains so much about.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'll fist you way before you fist me, Connor!

I am laughing my ass off now.

Should we tell him that Alphaboy is currently out to dinner with Mr. Sears and Dr. Kiwi?

Sean just got back from eating at an Asian buffet. He'll be on in a minute.

 

[Rin]

He has the capability of flight. He can see through Len's body with his Alpha-vision. With his reflexes and fighting skill, Sean can figure out Len's next move before he even gets a fist out.

I don't think Alphaboy needs any superpowers to beat up Len. Isn't he supposed to be a heroic figure? He's coming off a little sadistic.

Also my boyfriend has a Reality Marble if we're playing Who Would Win in a Fight?

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

"Enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!"

I'm straight as an arrow and have a girlfriend, but wow @Saul Goodman I wouldn't mind jacking you off. You're packing some hard stuff.

 

[PacSol]

Any of us could probably take Shanehead, even without superpowers.

 

[Sean "Alphaboy" Gillespie]

Hello, guys. You wanted the Alphaboy. You got him.

 

[Cthulu]

Hello, guys. You wanted the Alphaboy. You got him.

Welcome to the Shaner train. Please fasten your seat belts.

 

[Baryon Jones]

Any of us could probably take Shanehead, even without superpowers.

I'm still open to the idea of giving him a cripple-whippin'