BallBuster
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Had no idea what he was talking about. Looked it up and it is some remake of Pokemon games that was announced like 30 minutes ago. Obviously it is priority for our Kev Kev.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Hahaha oh boy guys remember when I defended a pedophile whooo that sure was fun anyway here's some plastic shit.
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I love that any other hill to die on, he could have easily admitted it was a bad take made with minimal info. The drama would have been short lived in that scenario, probably.
-But because he had to be a degenerate defending another degenerate he got caught by the (feels weird to type) less degenerate trannies. Now the ranch may come under heavy fire and I legit cannot wait for the delicious exile saga when it happens.
New pokemon merch isn't going to soothe those burns. Get rekt, Kevin!
-But because he had to be a degenerate defending another degenerate he got caught by the (feels weird to type) less degenerate trannies. Now the ranch may come under heavy fire and I legit cannot wait for the delicious exile saga when it happens.
New pokemon merch isn't going to soothe those burns. Get rekt, Kevin!
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The number one lie fatties tell themselves—It's not fat, it's muscle weight
https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1365327857594085380 (Archive)
I'm assuming the Twitter name change was an attempt separate himself from yesterfday's faux pas of defending pedo LaBelle. Just like changing his sex was an attempt to run away from his problems.
https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1365327857594085380 (Archive)
I'm assuming the Twitter name change was an attempt separate himself from yesterfday's faux pas of defending pedo LaBelle. Just like changing his sex was an attempt to run away from his problems.
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>Content warning
Lmfaooooo
Maybe if you did some ranch work after dilating and ate better.
Not going to spergout but Honlequinn Wedge is wrong about ""water weight""
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Holy fucking shit 230 pounds?!!? I feel like I'm getting fat and I'm only 175. There's no way anything on Kev is going heal with that shit metabolism that has been made shittier by shoving estrogen up his ass. Running a treadmill/elliptical ain't going to shit Kev. I know you aren't serious about getting better but get some weights. You can lift your fatass out of bed so you ought to be able to lift a few pounds.
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I hate when these dumb fucks misconstrue basic physics
1 lb of muscle weighs the exact same as 1lb of fat. They both weigh a fucking pound. Muscle is DENSER than fat, so takes up less physical space. But simple mechanics takes up brain space that could be filled with coom so no surprise
1 lb of muscle weighs the exact same as 1lb of fat. They both weigh a fucking pound. Muscle is DENSER than fat, so takes up less physical space. But simple mechanics takes up brain space that could be filled with coom so no surprise
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Middle-aged moms tend to be notorious gossips though and I'm pretty sure Kev-Kev's escapades would quickly turn that market against them (which would be hilarious).
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@0 1 and @REGENDarySumanai can we sperg about crafting/farming/whatever as long as it is relevant to the Tranch, its inhabitants, their failing "business model", and it's being kept civil and non-distracting?
I kind of like this dissection of the AM HOLES in their yarn business plan.
I kind of like this dissection of the AM HOLES in their yarn business plan.
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Completely unsurprising that they can dish it out, not take it.
Something I've always wondered was how the queer grifting ring worked. It seems like it's the same money just getting passed around since they all donate to each other and all complain about being broke and unable to work. Surely they aren't roping in enough new marks to be profitable? Kevin's inheritance and e-begging shekels immediately get turned into toys and video games, and the Trooniverse is so saturated with fundraisers (buy me a wig! buy me top surgery! help me move!), it doesn't seem likely that they'd bring in that much unless they branch out.Meiwakt: 8424704 said:
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>says the glowposter
I'd like to avoid seeing dozens of posts disappear every day again, thank you very much.
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I took a cursory look at the tranch's Etsy store. It looks like comparable or better Alpaca and Alpaca/Wool blend yarns are available cheaper. Their inventory and variety both are minimal most of what they offer are blends and other sellers list the % of wool where the tranchers do not. You can get high quality Peruvian or domestic boutique Alpaca yarn for less.
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Beautiful. Kevin is FAT and I would not have sex with him.
Someone brought up Kev-kev's sperging about Labelle on the MATI stream, and Great Leader said 'who the fuck is Kevin Gibes?' Kevin, you gotta step up your game. Josh doesn't even know you exist.
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Kevin getting "fucked" by Wedge was on the front page when it happened, dude. Null only really cares about a handful of cows, and Kevin is not one of them.Beautiful. Kevin is FAT and I would not have sex with him.
Someone brought up Kev-kev's sperging about Labelle on the MATI stream, and Great Leader said 'who the fuck is Kevin Gibes?' Kevin, you gotta step up your game. Josh doesn't even know you exist.
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Anyone know how tall this dude is? I want to look up approximately how many calories a man of his height and weight burns per day, to see just how much he eats to keep his weight up. I'm going to bet that even at a sedentary activity level its an excessive amount of food. Shit like that gets you eaten first when the tranch eventually resorts to cannibalism. Not a smart move, kevin.
Anyway, if you really are gaining muscle instead of gaining fat, then your clothes all start to fit completely differently. No one is confused about it when this happens because your pants fall off and your shirts are tight in the shoulders. This almost never happens except for young men who get manual labor jobs. I doubt that he can gain muscle easily anymore since he got castrated.
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He is 5"11 and 3/4
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1166176499038326784 (Archive)
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I've wondered the same thing. Especially since these web services take a chunk of the donations. And do they pay taxes? I'd be interested in someone doing an investigation and following the money.
Bees in the marmalade
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Last bit of yarn rambling but it they are really lazy with their product.
Great monkey King shared their barren ravelry (THE website for knitters, pattern, yarn anything) account here. This was back in December. No new activity since then. They've posted their etsy shop 8 times and that's it.
Selling yarn is hard and competitive work. To be successful you need product names, a decent product, swatches, examples of your product knitted up. Yarn sellers are constantly sharing photos and items knitted in their yarn. They're engaging with the community. You want your yarn uploaded to ravelry (which is essentially a database) so that individuals can record their project was knitted with your yarn and other knitters are drawn to it when looking at completed projects. They don't even do the bare minimum here. It doesn't sell itself, you have to work it.
Ravelry is full of plenty of people who would pander to the ranch as a trans haven. They're not even bothering to engage those buyers.
I don't get why they wouldn't throw some of their fibre in with some felting needles and instructions for making your own felted tenacious alpaca at an inflated price.
Kevin sits at home all day, contributing nothing due to him allegedly healing from surgery. Ample time to learn to knit, create some projects and spend some time engaging with buyers and creating buzz around their substandard product.
But why do that when you can beg on twitter and consoom I guess.
Great monkey King shared their barren ravelry (THE website for knitters, pattern, yarn anything) account here. This was back in December. No new activity since then. They've posted their etsy shop 8 times and that's it.
Selling yarn is hard and competitive work. To be successful you need product names, a decent product, swatches, examples of your product knitted up. Yarn sellers are constantly sharing photos and items knitted in their yarn. They're engaging with the community. You want your yarn uploaded to ravelry (which is essentially a database) so that individuals can record their project was knitted with your yarn and other knitters are drawn to it when looking at completed projects. They don't even do the bare minimum here. It doesn't sell itself, you have to work it.
Ravelry is full of plenty of people who would pander to the ranch as a trans haven. They're not even bothering to engage those buyers.
I don't get why they wouldn't throw some of their fibre in with some felting needles and instructions for making your own felted tenacious alpaca at an inflated price.
Kevin sits at home all day, contributing nothing due to him allegedly healing from surgery. Ample time to learn to knit, create some projects and spend some time engaging with buyers and creating buzz around their substandard product.
But why do that when you can beg on twitter and consoom I guess.
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I used 5'11" and a sedentary lifestyle on a standard TDEE calculator, and it gave me an estimated daily intake of 2687 calories per day to maintain a weight of 237 pounds. That means that any exercise (including normal ranch work) would require even more than that to stay fat. He is probably hoovering up 3000 calories a day or not telling the truth about his exercising. Either way, 2000 calories a day is considered a normal diet, and 700 extra calories on top of that is like a fourth meal or a rich dessert every day of the week. This is made all the more tragic knowing the quality of food available on the tranch, he is keeping his body fat using garbage tier food. When he finally admits his amhole is useless he might binge himself into oblivion like jazz jennings.