DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

This dude has made $347 in tips today just on the late stream. He Will forget about all the positivty on tomorrows early stream and be in dire straits yet again beggining for your quarters. Your better off burning your money to warm your house than giving it to phil at least you know where it will go.

Doesn't this put him somewhere around $900 in tips in the last few days? And he was REEEEing about needing $1000 for DUH TAX GUY?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Doesn't this put him somewhere around $900 in tips in the last few days? And he was REEEEing about needing $1000 for DUH TAX GUY?

Good, Phil's tax problems have been saved! By the end of tomorrow's stream, he'll have enough. My guess is that if he doesn't memory-hole it, then he'll either bring up chargebacks or what I think will happen: he will now need money to pay for his ear appointment

 

[LyteSydeByll]

JoyfulOblivion should have tipped $201 to unseat Jaxx_Raxxor as the top tipper of the YEAR

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

This tip money is all going to champions and fast food anyway, we know he's got money for his "tax guy" or whatever obligations he has lined up, dude got paid by twitch already anyway. Onwards to another week of straight up begging starting soon.

 

[MoonRocker]

Joyful_oblivion and JaxxRaxxor need to step it the fuck up. You think a measly $300 is gonna put me on suicide watch? Please.

Stop being a bunch of pussies and dedicate the entirety of your discretionary income towards the pig. Prove to us that you can donate every last dollar that you’d need in order to survive to own fuck out of us.

If you guys were able to accomplish that (but I seriously doubt it until I see a $1,000 tip), I guarantee you there’d be an act of collective mass suicide on the Farms.

Do it pussies, spend all of your money to truly own us.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"Phil when is your ear appointment?" "It's in March, but I might not be able to go because of Kat's new schedule" This mature adult can't even manage to drop his wife off at work and then drive to an appointment, for something he has said multiple times is debilitating and needs to be fixed.

At this point I'm 100% DSPahsitive that the appointment never existed in the first place.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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Also am I just retarded or is xenforo messing up the transparency on templates like that by converting them into webps? Not a big deal but if there's a way around that I'd like to know it.

 

[Iron Father]

Jesus Christ, talk about having your life controlled by some people you never met lmao

Empty-headed contrarian faggots, just like their cult leader.

 

[BepsiLight]

Wait I thought this fucker had TWO cars, the BMW he bought to dab on his friends while neck deep in debt from the Khando and I think it was a Prius he bought for whatever fucking reason he came up with
What happened to either of the two?

 

[Iron Father]

They're leased, I believe he traded his old car in...?

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Jesus Christ, talk about having your life controlled by some people you never met lmao

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Rate me optimistic but I think a huge portion of the shit said in Phil’s chat is sarcasm and I feel like a lot of people here take it at face value.
Yes there’s retards but I feel like 75% is just sneak dissing or in-jokes.

 

[MoonRocker]

Wait I thought this fucker had TWO cars, the BMW he bought to dab on his friends while neck deep in debt from the Khando and I think it was a Prius he bought for whatever fucking reason he came up with
What happened to either of the two?

The pig traded his BMW in for a Toyota Corolla in 2017.

He’s very proud of this modest downsizing act and constantly affirms it as an example of how much he’s changed.

 

[Penix]

Something about mindlessly grinding in Yakuza seems to trigger Phil's lack of self-awareness, hard.
I don't know if I'm more confused about him still playing this game or that every stream the bottom of said awareness keeps getting lower and lower.
It's like watching a new limbo attempt every week, but with a retarded fat man trying to upsell his failing business.

Fascinating.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Reminder that it's just a 12 minute walk from the sty to Kat's work and she can even get there faster if she were to break into a gallop.

Phil has got good horse blinders, but horses fear level is still too high

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Just throwing it out there, I personally get a laugh out of a cuck naming themselves "joyful_oblivion". It just perfectly sums up the mentality of these subhumans when they think they're making any impact on anything in the world except their own personal finances.

Anyway, you did good destroying your worldly possessions for master today, dear cultists. Unfortunately the gout god will still need another sacrifice of $200 tomorrow; today's sacrifice matters not in the eyes of tomorrow's hunger. It is your duty to continue to feed your lord and master at all costs, else the infidel trolls shall win again. You must continue to annihilate your self-worth for your lord, devoted paycucks.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

$347 in tips on tonights stream alone! For most streamers, I'd say that's a massive success. Until you begin to look a little closer at the numbers, and realize that $312 came from 2 sub humans. I hope they have another $312 to give tomorrow, otherwise we might have to pop some champagne around here!!

We're STILL in February and Jaxx Faggot has probably given DSP a THOUSAND dollars already this year . He's spending more on DSP than he probably is on himself.. At least have the got damn common courtesy to give the man a reach around before you fuck his brains out like that, DSP!! At least phil is actually getting laid by someone, and it also confirms our rumors of him being a fag. This is a rare case in which both phil and the detractors win!!

 

[OJ Simpson]

Grant Amato is laughing from his jail cell at how scant these troll-owning donations are. Pathetic.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Rate me optimistic but I think a huge portion of the shit said in Phil’s chat is sarcasm and I feel like a lot of people here take it at face value.
Yes there’s retards but I feel like 75% is just sneak dissing or in-jokes.

Joyful is a whale so he's not being sarcastic, whales really do think that they're causing trolls to seethe, cope, tie nooses, prepare poisons and load handguns when they drop loads of their cash on Phil, only for him to spend it on gacha and overly expensive takeout right after the stream ends. I will grant you one thing, most everyone else in his chat I do feel are sarcastic and are taking the piss when they say that trolls "lost" when he hits the tips goal because they're what Dave calls "ironic fans". The kind of tards that throw bits at Dave with insulting messages thinking that they're "owning" him by doing so.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

I refuse to feel owned until these guys are donating $1000 per stream. Remortage the house, sign up to those credit cards, stop paying those pesky bills to really step up and help support Phil, after all bankruptcy is its own success.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Grant Amato is laughing from his jail cell at how scant these troll-owning donations are. Pathetic.

Weird giant headed family striker reacts to balding weird headed droopface #prayforSilvi

Edit - DSP tries it: Familycide