Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

At least them paint them though. Is it worse to buy them for the game or just because you enjoy painting?
There's customizable vinyl toys too (Munnys are just blank funkos). Having your room full of these is still pretty gay even if you paint over them.
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The clever thing to do is just paint the figurines for the fat consoomers who are too lazy to even do that. Some people actually charge a lot for a painted figure and neckbeards pay it, same with mods and customs, they'd pay for everything on top of what they already pay for the figurines and the merchandise.
 
There's customizable vinyl toys too (Munnys are just blank funkos). Having your room full of these is still pretty gay even if you paint over them.
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The clever thing to do is just paint the figurines for the fat consoomers who are too lazy to even do that. Some people actually charge a lot for a painted figure and neckbeards pay it, same with mods and customs, they'd pay for everything on top of what they already pay for the figurines and the merchandise.
Thats the thing though, theres a huge market of comission painters for tabletop miniatures, i'd do it myself if I had the time and didnt already have a job. The fact that theres a demand for painters alreadys tells you that autists just consoom without being willing to put the effort into the hobby.
 
I honestly wonder if Nendoroids, or any other type of figurine, are just as bad as Funko Pops when it comes to consoomers. Nendoroids are more pricey, but it looks better than a Funko Pop.
Nendoroids definitely look more appealing but are more than most people who are not super invested would pay for a cartoon figure.

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The second one is like 80$, i admit, i'd like it if someone gifted it to me but i would feel silly paying 80$ for a chibi Edward for myself.

Funkos sell a lot because its the perfect cheap gift for someone you don't even like that much, in fact, i bought one a few years ago exactly for that reason, i bought a 10$ Vegeta funko for a lamer who i knew for years but was always kind of a shitty friend. It was like "yeah, i know we are acquainted but fuck you, you don't deserve better"

Funkos were also really popular in office spaces because the culture in many offices is making everything bland while pretending they are into cool and hip pop culture shit. Funkos fit right in that headspace, always saw them on people's desks.

Tons of hobbiess cost money and most people consider them hobbiess still. This point kinda reminds me of Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance. Like you can purchase your way through any hobby and wonder why it's so lame and hollow, but with funkopop there is literally nothing besides CONSOOMing. No meet ups, no assembly, no crafting just CONSOOM
But this thread is not about funkos in particular but consumerism in general. I am just saying is more likely people would make apologies for Warhammer while dunking on Pokemon or MCU or whatever else gets immediately branded as a soyboy consumerist hobby. Warhammer is actually way worse than most role playing games because its actually a requirement to collect figures just to be able play. You can be into DnD without buying much merch, the paraphernalia is optional, but you can't be into warhammer and not buy a bunch of figurines, it is already embeded into it.
 
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Nendoroids definitely look more appealing but are more than most people who are not super invested would pay for a cartoon figure.

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The second one is like 80$, i admit, i'd like it if someone gifted it to me but i would feel silly paying 80$ for a chibi Edward for myself.

Funkos sell a lot because its the perfect cheap gift for someone you don't even like that much, in fact, i bought one a few years ago exactly for that reason, i bought a 10$ Vegeta funko for a lamer who i knew for years but was always kind of a shitty friend. It was like "yeah, i know we are acquainted but fuck you, you don't deserve better"

Funkos were also really popular in office spaces because the culture in many offices is making everything bland while pretending they are into cool and hip pop culture shit. Funkos fit right in that headspace, always saw them on people's desks.
Desk Toys will get you flack if you bring the wrong type. I know people who got shamed for brining in Pop-Up Parade figurines instead of funko pop. Now these are normal ass anime statues that run around $20-$30 and they have no extra pieces or easily broken parts so they're ideal for an office space.

But bring one figurine that even remotely resembles a non-man woman and someone is going to complain to HR and blow it out of proportion.
 
Desk Toys will get you flack if you bring the wrong type. I know people who got shamed for brining in Pop-Up Parade figurines instead of funko pop. Now these are normal ass anime statues that run around $20-$30 and they have no extra pieces or easily broken parts so they're ideal for an office space.

But bring one figurine that even remotely resembles a non-man woman and someone is going to complain to HR and blow it out of proportion.
Very much so. It was exactly like that and i worked for ad agencies were supposedly is more lax and informal, except not really.

It doesn't just apply to anime girls, they'd think a funko ninja turtle is ok but the same character as an action figure then its suddenly kitsch and childish. No fun allowed, everything needs to be minimalist and bland and passed through the corporate filter.
 
9 Pages in and no mention of Beanie Babies God I feel like a boomer.
This has been archived here before, but it really should be archived in this thread too so here.

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I suspect that these things are going to end up like beanie babies after the 90s. A bunch of tards wasted a ton of money trying to collect them only to realize later that they were completely worthless.
I got yah covered.
 
9 Pages in and no mention of Beanie Babies God I feel like a boomer.
Funny you should mention that. One of my Ex girlfriend's dad was a massive consoomer and collected anything imaginable into a warehouse he rented. Homie kicked the bucket at some point, I forget why since it was so long ago. He left behind his life work of collectables he was hoping would one day be valuable (instead of like, buying stock or something) and in there was, lo and behold, a misprint beanie baby. She bought herself a new Alianware computer with the uh, unrealized gains, for lack of a better word. At least as of the time we split she was never able to sell it since all the people that WOULD spent 10k for a plushie with a defective tag either already spent the 10K or were dead.
And the moral of the story is..... the stock market will outperform your excuse for consoomerism unless you strike gold and even then, you still probably take the L in the long run.
 
I think the more likely explanation is that for most self-declared Communists/Socialists (in the U.S. at least), Socialism/Communism is itself a consoomerist lifestyle brand and not actually a political organizing philosophy. They repeat the slogans, wear the paraphenelia, and buy and display the books and flags, but do so more as a part of their identity and a need to be part of a community rather than any true ideological understanding or belief.
That seems to be the case with most modern young communists. They didn't come to this conclusion because capitalists screwed them over; in fact, they buy stuff from the capitalists all the time. Most of these twats are socialists because they befriended socialists, wanted to fit in with socialists, or had a "cool teacher" who was socialist and who won them over. These twats don't understand that in an ACTUAL socialist revolution, they'd be the first to get shot, since most of them are well-to-do brats who can drop thousands of dollars to go to a class where a professor repeats socialist propaganda to their faces. When the actual Communist Revolution comes, you'll see farmers and hood rats going after these "useful idiots".

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And the moral of the story is..... the stock market will outperform your excuse for consoomerism unless you strike gold and even then, you still probably take the L in the long run.
I can speak from experience - for a while, I was struck by the eBay bug and was buying and selling various toys on that website as a side hobby. What you say is true - for every big win you get, you're going to take losses or barely break even on four or five others. Buying shit up and overspending is easy. Trying to get rid of it? Not so much.
 
What about some mechanics with the snap-on/mac/matco/cornwell consoooom?

I've known guys that live in trailers but have $30,000 tool boxes filled to the brim with snapon tools that cost at least another 30,000.
Actually glad you mentioned this. I know a guy who was a snap-on salesman (retired now). He was making north of six figures selling tools to suburban boomers who wanted the coolest, most versatile garage work space on the block. They are high quality and useful, but I don't think people fully appreciate how consoomer-y that shit can get.
 
I can speak from experience - for a while, I was struck by the eBay bug and was buying and selling various toys on that website as a side hobby. What you say is true - for every big win you get, you're going to take losses or barely break even on four or five others. Buying shit up and overspending is easy. Trying to get rid of it? Not so much.
Ik I already sperged about pokemon tcg earlier in the thread, but this brings up another topic relating to it. For those who don't know collectibles specifically tcg's and even more specifically pokemon tcg has been blowing up this last year (I'm talking 600% increase in prices no joke). This has led to a lot of the people in the scene trying to treat pokemon cards as stonks, but really the only comparable card in that category is charizard. Every card will naturally increase in price over time, but that would require you to hold it for a significant amount of time(like 5 plus years) to see a significant return normally.

Of course man children can't comprehend this and try to flip cards on the regular. They don't understand the concept of holding long term, and since they only bought the card for the stonks and not out of genuine interest they feel a pressure to sell it shortly after buying it(typically within the first 6 months). Depending on the card and market they either loose money or straight up can't find a buyer, seeing as most flippers are man children they typically only buy cards with a high popularity and not neccesarily high rarity, though occasionally you see them buying some random Japanese promo no one really cares about but is actually genuinely rare and so has some perceived value. Inevitably they get stuck with the hot potatoe and have to sell low and eat their losses.

This happens a lot with the modern sealed market, dudes buy a booster box as an " investment piece". This wouldn't be such a bad idea if literally half the people buying boxes weren't doing the exact same thing, and the boxes actually were limited and not printed to oblivion.

There are people who are successful in selling cards, but its typically people with an actual strategy outside of stonks, or those who had a genuine interest and just accumulated an excess of valuable cards by pure accident. Full disclosure I do sell cards, but mostly as a method to acquire other cards I like. #1 rule in collectibles buy what you like, as soon as you start treating it as pure stonks you loose your connection to the market and get salty if you can't actually sell your stonk cards.

Actually a great example of this type of behavior is in mtg, theres a YouTube channel called alpha investments, he's probably the most successful public figure in the mtg market. The dude gets letters all the time from people about how they were investing in sealed product, but had to sell it all before getting any serious stonks because they didn't have the capital to hold $100 booster boxes more than 3 years :story: . Or alternatively the magic cards they've sunk $50,000 into over the last 5 years have collapsed to a cumulative $10,000 because wizards reprinted them(magic cards value mostly comes from playability no one gives a fuck how rare a card is if its ass in the game).
 
Nintendo fandom as a whole is pretty weird. They have many different sects but a single thread seems to run through them all, it's of nostalgia.

They want Nintendo to own the whole game market, but with the Switch getting series and genres that it never got in any serious number since the SNES days they begin to resent these new things. Like you're allowed to like RPGs in their circles but they can't come before the worship of Super Mario RPG and Pokemon. It's very islamic to an extent.

Most of them don't really play games either they just like buying merch and taking pictures of it for social media. That's why the new Animal Crossing game was so popular in the west and why it greatly outsold the numbers in Japan, it was designed around social media faggotry. Next to no actual content compared to previous games, you live alone and amass stuff to post to the app, that's the game.

They drive up prices of retro games as well and they view them almost like sacred religious objects. For example Earthbound is not a rare game but it's been put on a pedestal so high that it might as well be the Ark of the Covenant. It's specifically western fans because the japanese versions of many games were much cheaper for a long ass time(I say were because the market dried up for poaching western games and then they started to sink their hooks into those as well).

Old issues of Nintendo Power are also ungodly expensive because it's entirely driven by nostalgia. Especially the later issues that started having banner segments on the spine. In a way most of the fandom refuses to actually move on and try new things, they just want to dump more cash into everything that looks familiar and it's like they want time to stand still around them.

Like you'll see them praising that nintendo got monster hunter, but they don't really know what monster hunter is other than it's something that has a following and they must be assimilated into the Nintendo hive. They have zero intention of playing the game though because it features unfamiliar characters.
 
Imagine that once you're pushing up daisies, your massive collection of plastic remains as the only indication that you exist in the first place. And even then, they'll all be auctioned off to social outcasts and end up in some nigger's hovel till they end up in the trash or buried in dirt at some point. You might say that faggot pops might be worth quite a bit of money down the line and that would be true, if it's 5000 in the future.
 
I don't mind buying knicknacks in theory or collectables but they'd better be worth it to me.

That being said, I do get tired of materialism in fandoms. I get some nerdy 17 year old on social media using Star Wars analogies to discuss complicated and nuanced political topics down to a distilled "Man Trump is Palpatine" statement.

adorno and horkheimer were right about the culture industry.
 
Old issues of Nintendo Power are also ungodly expensive because it's entirely driven by nostalgia. Especially the later issues that started having banner segments on the spine. In a way most of the fandom refuses to actually move on and try new things, they just want to dump more cash into everything that looks familiar and it's like they want time to stand still around them.

Ha ha ha, I cut up all of my Nintendo Power magazines to make dioramas for school projects, and I don't regret it!
 
Very much so. It was exactly like that and i worked for ad agencies were supposedly is more lax and informal, except not really.

It doesn't just apply to anime girls, they'd think a funko ninja turtle is ok but the same character as an action figure then its suddenly kitsch and childish. No fun allowed, everything needs to be minimalist and bland and passed through the corporate filter.
Why don’t you just get an expensive bottle of scotch to act as decoration on your desk/office
 
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